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[Sic]

OH SHI-
*Divides time by ZERO!*
"TIME PARADOX TIME PARADOX TIME PARADOX TIME PARADOX"
*Causes time paradox, Damage XL never existed*

[Dr.Schwarzk0pf]

Spamming

[Soul]

*Thanks Major for the sandwich and eats it*

*Trys to play*

*I think it's Majors turn now*

Edited by Forgotten_Soul, 30 January 2007 - 18:04.

[Searge]

(Can't participate in cardgame anymore, apparantly I never existed)

*Busy not existing*

Edited by Damage XL, 30 January 2007 - 19:48.

[Dauth]

*Corrects sic's maths*

*calls Damage XL into existence*

*has a curry*

[Jordan]

*Divides the planet into 2 along the equator*

*Goes on the Northern hemisphere*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Pretends not to notice 2 hemispheres*

*Takes turn and discards a 3 of Diamonds*

*sips Root Beer*

[Dauth]

*Picks up 3 of diamonds*

*discards 4 Hearts*

*glues planet together*

*slaps Jordan for being saft*

[Soul]

*Goes to the fridge and get s big glass of Root Beer*

[Searge]

*Thanks Dauth for making me Exist again*

*Shoots Sic in his ***

*buy's a large bottle of Coke*

*rejoins the cardgame*

[Jordan]

*Discards four "2's"*

*Draws four aces*

*Wins the card game*

*Stuffs Damage XL into a garbage can*

*Rolls the can down the large hill*

[Sgt. Nuker]

"Screw it"

*Packs up table and card game*

*throws remaining kegs in back of pickup Hummer*

*offers guys a ride to the bottom of the hill*

*hops in driver's seat and starts diesel*

*waits for everyone to get in*

[Alias]

*Snores*

[Soul]

*Gets in Majors Hummvee*

[SonicBoom]

*gets in*

[Alias]

*Gets in his ute and challenges Nuker*

[Moosy Crisp]

* does a guitar solo upside down but only on on Tuesday*
* inhales anthrax spores*
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
* crashes into Nuker's Humvee with mah POWER WHEELS Jeep*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Looks at Alias and revs twin-turbo'd engine*

*Smashes accelerator to the floor*

*Runs roughshod over Moosey's Power Wheels Jeep*

"Hang on gents, and for the love of Pete, don't soil your panties*

[LCPL Carrow]

*desperately holds onto the .50 on top of the humvee, trying not to be thrown from the vehicle*

[SonicBoom]

*finds a crate with a rocket launcher in the back*
OOOOOOHHH
*tries to find something to shoot at*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Scratches head*

"A 50 cal? I don't remember putting a fiddy cal back there. (guess he saw "Hummer and thought 'it must have gun!!') I also don't remember puttin' a rocket launcher in the back."

*Tells SonicBoom and Carrow they're sittin in the cab to begin with*

*Keeps pedal floored*

[LCPL Carrow]

*Tells Nuker that reefer is bad and reminds him that flooring it is not SOP for IED-possible areas*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Tells Carrow he needn't worry, since we're nowhere near any terrorist zones*

*Reminds Carrow that I've never done "the reefer" and I don't plan to*

*Shifts into 4th and keeps pedal matted* (Ah, listen to that diesel roar)

*Takes a moment to look at the roof*

*Notices 50 cal and TOW launcher*

*Remembers mounting them*

*Tells Carrow he's in charge of the weapons*

[Alie]

*in major nuker's hour*

"im in your house.....taken joor stuff!"

*puts his stuff into boxes and loads the boxes into a bradley*

*leaves house and drives away*

[SonicBoom]

*asks Carrow if he can have the rocket launcher back*