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[Sic]

*Kids with the others* ( present simple version of "kidding" )
*Uses this color*

[Searge]

*Tells sic that font is ok to *

*Tells Comr4de that those people should buy new monitor's*

[LCPL Carrow]

*Finds recruiting referral*
*Thanks Nuker for the luck*
*Gets interviewed and photographed by a magazine for joining the Marine Corps*
*Laments being too late to help invade France*
*Refrains - barely - from further French-bashing*
*Finds Nuker's party*
*Sets up propaganda tower and plays The Marine Hymn*
*Phone rings*
*"Marines, Recruit Carrow...oh, hi Gunny..."*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Asks Carrow if he's talking to "THE" Gunny*

*Sabotages Comrade's keyboard so he can't type certain letters*

*Tells everyone at the party there's a reward for getting my wallet back to me from Comrade by any means necessary*

*Thanks Damage for the ride home*

*Assembles a group of 5 Siege Cannons to fire on Comrade's house*

[Dauth]

*Uses 1337 Brummies skillz to pick Comr4des pocket*

*Returns wallet*

[Searge]

*Steals Nuker's Wallet from Dauth before he reaches Nuker*

*Walks up to Nuker and gives him his Wallet*

[Dauth]

*Beats Damage with a large stick*

*teleports to Nuker*

[Sgt. Nuker]

"I feel popular"

*Tells Dauth and Damage they'll have to split the reward*

*Takes wallet and shoves it in a side pocket that's buttoned, zipped, and velcroed*

[Foxhound]

*Buzzes Nuker with the Pelican jokingly*
*Drops a huge crate for him*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Curses Foxhound with a clenched fist in the air, then smiles *

*Pops open crate and looks at contents*

*Exclaims "YAY!!"*

*Finds parts to make all Siege cannons double barreled*

*Tells Fox he just made my day ^^ *

[Short Stuff]

*steals nuker's parts for double barreled seige cannons*

*Laughs maniacly*

*Plays toontown *

[Moosy Crisp]

* eats concrete mix*
* kicks chickens into people's windows*
* stuffs Nuker's Siege Cannon full of bananas*

[Zeke]

*watches events unfold on TV*
*laughs as bananas explode from double barreled siege cannon*

[Foxhound]

*Tells Nuker "You know our motto: We deliver"* (Cough: Halo reference)

*Flies back to teh USA*

[Dauth]

*Takes reward*

*Find Kwai inc tank shop*

*Buys empy*

*offers people rides in empy*

[Alias]

*Snores*

[LCPL Carrow]

*Tells Nuker that it's not THE Gunny, just my Gunny*
*Snipes Dauth in the face with a paintball sniper rifle*
*Tells Dauth he needs to do something about the ability to snipe him out of his empy or someone might do it with a real gun*
*Helps Dauth modify the empy*
*Sets up a FARP for Fox so he doesn't have to fly back and forth*
*Realizes that Ramstein isn't all that far away*
*Shrugs shoulders*

[Searge]

*Slaps Alias in the face to wake him up*

*Gives him a medal for snoring (Again)*

*jumps into Dauth's empy and mans the gattling turret on top*

[Dauth]

*completes modifing empy*

*wonders if nuker wants commander job*

*slots in driving position*

*drives around*

[Zeke]

*continues to watch*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Accepts tank commander position and locks turret in place*

*Tells Dauth to head for Ramstein at best speed*

*Tells Damage to erect a white flag above the turret so as not to be thought a hostile*

*Instructs Carrow to be the loader*

"Move out boys"

Edited by Major Nuker, 08 February 2007 - 16:37.

[Zeke]

*thinks this show is getting interesting*
*continues to watch*

[Searge]

*puts a white flag on top of empy*

*Connect's I-pod to Empy's Speaker system*

*Puts on some music "any requests?"*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Tells Damage "Anything done by Queen is fine"*

[LCPL Carrow]

*Requests of the Major what his intentions with an empy at Ramstein AFB are*
*Informs the Major that if said intentions involve the voluntary destruction of United States government property then his order to man the loader position is an unlawful one and I am not required by Section 892 Article 92 of the UCMJ to obey his order, and am in fact forbidden to do so by Section 908 Article 108 of the same*