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[Jordan]

*loads Nova into a gigantic cannon*

*loads 5 million pounds of black powder and gun cotton in the back, along with a variety of other good propellants*

*fires Nova one thousand million billion trillion lightyears away*

[nova]

*telports back just patry da*n it*

[Heisenberg]

*Grabs Nova, takes away any teleportation or communication device from her*
*Does what Jordan does*

[nova]

*uses rocket coes to nearest planet gets telportation device and comes back*
*uses tim travel device to go back to the helix trip on page 23 dosent blow up helix insteads joins crew *
*loads all tanks helixis building into spache ship and brings it to coreasina doset blow up tick tacks ship and gives mosey more sand*
*still burns beer and gives them non acholocic beer*

Edited by nova, 12 February 2007 - 23:24.

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Watches thread go down the crapper*

*Fades out of existence*

[Nuke General]

*Grabs Major Nuker by the ear and drags him back in*

*Slaps him repeatedly across face*

*Draws Uzi used in every forum war I was ever in*

Edited by Forerunner, 13 February 2007 - 03:32.

[Sgt. Nuker]

*watches as Forerunner's hand passes through the lack of matter occupying the space where I was*

*fades into nothingness................................................*

[Foxhound]

*Follows Nuker...Nova made this retarded.*

[ultra1437]

*Flies outta thread while blaring some Metallica over the speakers*

"i'm out"

edit- *holds a party in another random thread, cuz i got no school today, snow storm FTW!*

Edited by ultra1437, 13 February 2007 - 11:59.

[LCPL Carrow]

*Follows Nuker and the others*
*Wishes I could borrow some of Ultra's snow and bring it to Georgia*

[Warbz]

*walks by*

[ultra1437]

*gives carow about 2ft of snow*
*has another party cuz another day off school*

[Dauth]

*rejuvenates thread in hope of better behaviour*

*wonders if it will be ruined again*

[Sgt. Nuker]

* >.> <.<*

*Vanishes again*

[Searge]

* Tells dauth there is no hope for this thread coz its infested with retarded stuff*

*bombards thread with fuel air bombs to prevent other threads from becoming infested*

*Leaves*

Edited by Damage XL, 20 February 2007 - 16:33.

[Sic]

"OMG YOU BOMBED TREAD, not THREAD :("
*Shoots Damage with "inevitable laser proton killer nuke submachinegun rocket launcher from which you can't get out alive"*

Edited by Sic, 20 February 2007 - 16:35.

[Searge]

*Makes it out alive*

*runs towards sic and beats him with a baseball bat*

Edit: (grammar) Damn keyboard keeps failing me

Edited by Damage XL, 20 February 2007 - 16:39.