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General
19 Apr 2012
* North Korea tests long range ballistic missile which ends in failure, ( Edit : it was carrying a satellite ffs... )
- World response : " Do not ever attempt it again, or we will gang rape you "
* India tests long range ballistic missile a few days later,
- World response : " "
Edited by General, 19 April 2012 - 06:46.
- World response : " Do not ever attempt it again, or we will gang rape you "
* India tests long range ballistic missile a few days later,
- World response : " "
Edited by General, 19 April 2012 - 06:46.
Major Fuckup
19 Apr 2012
General, on 18 April 2012 - 18:38, said:
This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a U.S. naval ship with the Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland October 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations10-10-95.
Canadians:
Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans:
Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North.
Canadians:
Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans:
This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians:
No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans:
THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN,THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER
MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians:
We are a lighthouse, your call.
Canadians:
Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans:
Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North.
Canadians:
Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans:
This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians:
No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans:
THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN,THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER
MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians:
We are a lighthouse, your call.
Im pretty sure i put this in the internet videos section a long time ago!
Major Fuckup
19 Apr 2012
So yeah a British/Euro version of a convoy is as gay as i imagined xD
General
19 Apr 2012
Major Fuckup, on 19 April 2012 - 09:13, said:
General, on 18 April 2012 - 18:38, said:
This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a U.S. naval ship with the Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland October 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations10-10-95.
Canadians:
Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans:
Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North.
Canadians:
Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans:
This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians:
No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans:
THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN,THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER
MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians:
We are a lighthouse, your call.
Canadians:
Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans:
Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North.
Canadians:
Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans:
This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians:
No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans:
THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN,THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER
MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians:
We are a lighthouse, your call.
Im pretty sure i put this in the internet videos section a long time ago!
Visuals! even better
General
20 Apr 2012
Lets go to theatres and watch some good American Propaganda today 
I don't expect a good storyline anyway, I hope it surprises me 
I don't expect a good storyline anyway, I hope it surprises me
Wizard
20 Apr 2012
CJ, on 20 April 2012 - 04:54, said:
My head hurts :(
Better than it being your arse
General
20 Apr 2012
Wizard, on 20 April 2012 - 07:12, said:
CJ, on 20 April 2012 - 04:54, said:
My head hurts :(
Better than it being your arse
Or being full of fuck
Major Fuckup
20 Apr 2012
Fucken pissed off! im being slugged 51 bucks for being 1 day over due with a phone bill, FUCKING OUT RIGHT RIP OFF 
Wizard
20 Apr 2012
You, pissed off?
Well.
I'll never believe that!!
Edited by Wizard, 20 April 2012 - 10:41.
Well.
I'll never believe that!!
Edited by Wizard, 20 April 2012 - 10:41.
Major Fuckup
20 Apr 2012
Wizard, on 20 April 2012 - 10:41, said:
You, pissed off?
Why.
I'll never believe that!!
Why.
I'll never believe that!!
51 bucks is carton money where talking about!
Wizard
20 Apr 2012
Major Fuckup, on 20 April 2012 - 10:41, said:
Wizard, on 20 April 2012 - 10:41, said:
You, pissed off?
Why.
I'll never believe that!!
Why.
I'll never believe that!!
51 bucks is carton money where talking about!
Check the edit
Wizard, on 20 April 2012 - 10:41, said:
You, pissed off?
Well.
I'll never believe that!!
Well.
I'll never believe that!!
