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[Alias]

General, on 03 May 2012 - 06:27, said:

Alias, on 03 May 2012 - 03:33, said:

U rich european (edit : Australian ? ) capitalist pig we strive to download at max 1frigginmb. And we are lucky if it keeps like that, and it is tad too expensive for it is speed, goddamn ısp ...

1mb/s is what I'm used to. I moved to the city now and it's substantially better. 20 ping instead of 80, 14mb/s instead of 1.5.

inb4 Liten and Chyros post their 2 billion mb/s

[General]

Alias, on 03 May 2012 - 06:44, said:

General, on 03 May 2012 - 06:27, said:

Alias, on 03 May 2012 - 03:33, said:

U rich european (edit : Australian ? ) capitalist pig we strive to download at max 1frigginmb. And we are lucky if it keeps like that, and it is tad too expensive for it is speed, goddamn ısp ...

1mb/s is what I'm used to. I moved to the city now and it's substantially better. 20 ping instead of 80, 14mb/s instead of 1.5.

inb4 Liten and Chyros post their 2 billion mb/s

They are ultra-capitalist arseholes then We worker class struggle with low speed :'(

[Liten]

Alias, on 03 May 2012 - 06:44, said:

General, on 03 May 2012 - 06:27, said:

Alias, on 03 May 2012 - 03:33, said:

U rich european (edit : Australian ? ) capitalist pig we strive to download at max 1frigginmb. And we are lucky if it keeps like that, and it is tad too expensive for it is speed, goddamn ısp ...

1mb/s is what I'm used to. I moved to the city now and it's substantially better. 20 ping instead of 80, 14mb/s instead of 1.5.

inb4 Liten and Chyros post their 2 billion mb/s

You probably thought your internet speed was decent.

Nope, Swedish Internet.

[Wizard]

Seems legit

[General]

Either 90mb or 1mb download speed is not legit, something is wrong here

[Krieger22]

[Chyros]

General, on 03 May 2012 - 06:51, said:

Alias, on 03 May 2012 - 06:44, said:

General, on 03 May 2012 - 06:27, said:

Alias, on 03 May 2012 - 03:33, said:

U rich european (edit : Australian ? ) capitalist pig we strive to download at max 1frigginmb. And we are lucky if it keeps like that, and it is tad too expensive for it is speed, goddamn ısp ...

1mb/s is what I'm used to. I moved to the city now and it's substantially better. 20 ping instead of 80, 14mb/s instead of 1.5.

inb4 Liten and Chyros post their 2 billion mb/s

They are ultra-capitalist arseholes then We worker class struggle with low speed :'(

Mate I live off 1/6th of the minimum wage, I'm poor as a damn church rat .

[General]

Krieger22, on 03 May 2012 - 09:40, said:

Kuala Lumpur ? ffs of course...

Chyros, on 03 May 2012 - 09:45, said:

General, on 03 May 2012 - 06:51, said:

Alias, on 03 May 2012 - 06:44, said:

General, on 03 May 2012 - 06:27, said:

Alias, on 03 May 2012 - 03:33, said:

U rich european (edit : Australian ? ) capitalist pig we strive to download at max 1frigginmb. And we are lucky if it keeps like that, and it is tad too expensive for it is speed, goddamn ısp ...

1mb/s is what I'm used to. I moved to the city now and it's substantially better. 20 ping instead of 80, 14mb/s instead of 1.5.

inb4 Liten and Chyros post their 2 billion mb/s

They are ultra-capitalist arseholes then We worker class struggle with low speed :'(

Mate I live off 1/6th of the minimum wage, I'm poor as a damn church rat .

But you're a student right ? Normal workers here probably take the salary you take as a student

Edited by General, 03 May 2012 - 09:48.

[Major Fuckup]

Ah well shit..... One more thing to ad to my bosses list of shit to do

And come on the hydraulic ram only leaks.....a lot when it comes down

[Krieger22]

Y PEOPLE NO RESPOND WHEN I ASK REALLY NICELY

Oh wait, given the sort of person I asked, he probably was listening to some generic pop music

[Chyros]

General, on 03 May 2012 - 09:47, said:

Krieger22, on 03 May 2012 - 09:40, said:

Kuala Lumpur ? ffs of course...

Chyros, on 03 May 2012 - 09:45, said:

General, on 03 May 2012 - 06:51, said:

Alias, on 03 May 2012 - 06:44, said:

General, on 03 May 2012 - 06:27, said:

Alias, on 03 May 2012 - 03:33, said:

U rich european (edit : Australian ? ) capitalist pig we strive to download at max 1frigginmb. And we are lucky if it keeps like that, and it is tad too expensive for it is speed, goddamn ısp ...

1mb/s is what I'm used to. I moved to the city now and it's substantially better. 20 ping instead of 80, 14mb/s instead of 1.5.

inb4 Liten and Chyros post their 2 billion mb/s

They are ultra-capitalist arseholes then We worker class struggle with low speed :'(

Mate I live off 1/6th of the minimum wage, I'm poor as a damn church rat .

But you're a student right ? Normal workers here probably take the salary you take as a student

Nah, Turkey is not THAT poor compared to the Netherlands . And even so, the cost of living is much higher here.

[General]

Chyros, on 03 May 2012 - 11:00, said:

General, on 03 May 2012 - 09:47, said:

Krieger22, on 03 May 2012 - 09:40, said:

Kuala Lumpur ? ffs of course...

Chyros, on 03 May 2012 - 09:45, said:

General, on 03 May 2012 - 06:51, said:

Alias, on 03 May 2012 - 06:44, said:

General, on 03 May 2012 - 06:27, said:

Alias, on 03 May 2012 - 03:33, said:

U rich european (edit : Australian ? ) capitalist pig we strive to download at max 1frigginmb. And we are lucky if it keeps like that, and it is tad too expensive for it is speed, goddamn ısp ...

1mb/s is what I'm used to. I moved to the city now and it's substantially better. 20 ping instead of 80, 14mb/s instead of 1.5.

inb4 Liten and Chyros post their 2 billion mb/s

They are ultra-capitalist arseholes then We worker class struggle with low speed :'(

Mate I live off 1/6th of the minimum wage, I'm poor as a damn church rat .

But you're a student right ? Normal workers here probably take the salary you take as a student

Nah, Turkey is not THAT poor compared to the Netherlands . And even so, the cost of living is much higher here.

Lets not turn this into my country is worse than yours' discussion, we all know all citizens equally fucked worldwide, but only the penis size differs, obviously we are raped by a native african while you are raped by chinese man
But wait, that doesn't make it equal, what I was trying to say again... hm...

Edited by General, 03 May 2012 - 11:13.

[Chyros]

General, on 03 May 2012 - 11:12, said:

Chyros, on 03 May 2012 - 11:00, said:

General, on 03 May 2012 - 09:47, said:

Krieger22, on 03 May 2012 - 09:40, said:

Kuala Lumpur ? ffs of course...

Chyros, on 03 May 2012 - 09:45, said:

General, on 03 May 2012 - 06:51, said:

Alias, on 03 May 2012 - 06:44, said:

General, on 03 May 2012 - 06:27, said:

Alias, on 03 May 2012 - 03:33, said:

U rich european (edit : Australian ? ) capitalist pig we strive to download at max 1frigginmb. And we are lucky if it keeps like that, and it is tad too expensive for it is speed, goddamn ısp ...

1mb/s is what I'm used to. I moved to the city now and it's substantially better. 20 ping instead of 80, 14mb/s instead of 1.5.

inb4 Liten and Chyros post their 2 billion mb/s

They are ultra-capitalist arseholes then We worker class struggle with low speed :'(

Mate I live off 1/6th of the minimum wage, I'm poor as a damn church rat .

But you're a student right ? Normal workers here probably take the salary you take as a student

Nah, Turkey is not THAT poor compared to the Netherlands . And even so, the cost of living is much higher here.

Lets not turn this into my country is worse than yours' discussion, we all know all citizens equally fucked worldwide, but only the penis size differs, obviously we are raped by a native african while you are raped by chinese man
But wait, that doesn't make it equal, what I was trying to say again... hm...

[Major Fuckup]

http://www.leekspin.com/
When you hear that...Does it remind you of the Netherlands?

[n5p29]

[Chyros]

Major Fuckup, on 03 May 2012 - 11:19, said:

http://www.leekspin.com/
When you hear that...Does it remind you of the Netherlands?

Oo

[Liten]

I'm not pressing that

[TheDR]

Don't!

[Wizard]

Liten, on 03 May 2012 - 11:34, said:

I'm not pressing that

Seems legit

[Major Fuckup]

An elderly man on a Moped,
Looking about 100 years old,
Pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.

The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car
And asks,
' What kind of car ya got there, sonny ?'

The doctor replies, ' A Ferrari GTO.
It cost half a million dollars ! '

' That's a lot of money,' says the old man.
' Why does it cost so much?'

' Because this car can do up to 320 KPH!'
States the doctor proudly.

The Moped driver asks,
'Mind if I take a look inside ?'

' No problem,' replies the doct or.

So the old man pokes his head in the window
And looks around.
Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says,
' That's a pretty nice car, all right...
But I'll stick with my Moped !'

Just then the light changes,
So the doctor decides to show
The old man just what his car can do.
He floors it, and within 30 seconds
The speedometer reads 160 kph.

Suddenly, he notices a dot
In his rear view mirror.
It seems to be getting closer !

He slows down to see what it could be
And suddenly
WHOOOOSSSHHH !

Something whips by him going much faster !

' What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari ?' the doctor asks himself.

He presses harder on the accelerator
And takes the
Ferrari up to 180 kph.

Then, up ahead of him,
He sees that it's the old man on the Moped !

Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari,
He gives it more gas
And passes the Moped at 275 kph
And he's feeling pretty good until he looks in his
Mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN !

Astounded by the speed of this old guy,
He floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari
All the way up to 320 kph.

Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped
Bearing down on him again !
The Ferrari is flat out,
And there's nothing he can do !

Suddenly, the Moped plows
Into the back of his Ferrari, Demolishing the rear end.

The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably
The old man is still alive.

He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says,
' I'm a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you ?'

The old man whispers,
'Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror!!

Wizard, on 03 May 2012 - 11:50, said:

Liten, on 03 May 2012 - 11:34, said:

I'm not pressing that

Seems legit

If you can read it doesn't say meatspin

[Liten]

Why does any link to the main forum page cause my browser to download a file, which I then need to open with my browser before I can access the site?

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Because you're doing it wrong?

[TheDR]

YEP!

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Looks like I'm not gonna be getting a new laptop after all.

[TheDR]

What went wrong?