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[Chyros]

Confucius say, "man who fart in church sit in own pew."

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

No.

[JJ]

Yes.

[General]

Desolator, ready!

[Alias]

Chyros, on 07 May 2012 - 21:57, said:

Confucius say, "man who fart in church sit in own pew."

Wiz is a dad, he at least has an excuse for his horrible jokes.

[Wizard]

Alias, on 08 May 2012 - 06:37, said:

Chyros, on 07 May 2012 - 21:57, said:

Confucius say, "man who fart in church sit in own pew."

Wiz is a dad, he at least has an excuse for his horrible jokes.

Well as I have an excuse

Confucius say, "man who run in front of car get tired."

Confucius also say, "man who run behind car get exhausted."

[General]

Wizard, on 08 May 2012 - 07:31, said:

Alias, on 08 May 2012 - 06:37, said:

Chyros, on 07 May 2012 - 21:57, said:

Confucius say, "man who fart in church sit in own pew."

Wiz is a dad, he at least has an excuse for his horrible jokes.

Well as I have an excuse

Confucius say, "man who run in front of car get tired."

Confucius also say, "man who run behind car get exhausted."

Confucius also plus say, "man who run near car get crushed by a truck."

[Wizard]

General, on 08 May 2012 - 07:56, said:

Wizard, on 08 May 2012 - 07:31, said:

Alias, on 08 May 2012 - 06:37, said:

Chyros, on 07 May 2012 - 21:57, said:

Confucius say, "man who fart in church sit in own pew."

Wiz is a dad, he at least has an excuse for his horrible jokes.

Well as I have an excuse

Confucius say, "man who run in front of car get tired."

Confucius also say, "man who run behind car get exhausted."

Confucius also plus say, "man who run near car get crushed by a truck."

I think you may have missed the point

[Chyros]

Alias, on 08 May 2012 - 06:37, said:

Chyros, on 07 May 2012 - 21:57, said:

Confucius say, "man who fart in church sit in own pew."

Wiz is a dad, he at least has an excuse for his horrible jokes.

Hey I didn't think of them . I'll admit Wiz' are better though .

[General]

Wizard, on 08 May 2012 - 08:11, said:

General, on 08 May 2012 - 07:56, said:

Wizard, on 08 May 2012 - 07:31, said:

Alias, on 08 May 2012 - 06:37, said:

Chyros, on 07 May 2012 - 21:57, said:

Confucius say, "man who fart in church sit in own pew."

Wiz is a dad, he at least has an excuse for his horrible jokes.

Well as I have an excuse

Confucius say, "man who run in front of car get tired."

Confucius also say, "man who run behind car get exhausted."

Confucius also plus say, "man who run near car get crushed by a truck."

I think you may have missed the point

I get it, I just attempted to make the joke even worse

[Chyros]

General, on 08 May 2012 - 08:26, said:

Wizard, on 08 May 2012 - 08:11, said:

General, on 08 May 2012 - 07:56, said:

Wizard, on 08 May 2012 - 07:31, said:

Alias, on 08 May 2012 - 06:37, said:

Chyros, on 07 May 2012 - 21:57, said:

Confucius say, "man who fart in church sit in own pew."

Wiz is a dad, he at least has an excuse for his horrible jokes.

Well as I have an excuse

Confucius say, "man who run in front of car get tired."

Confucius also say, "man who run behind car get exhausted."

Confucius also plus say, "man who run near car get crushed by a truck."

I think you may have missed the point

I get it, I just attempted to make the joke even worse

Well you did succeed in un-joking it .

[General]

Chyros, on 08 May 2012 - 10:35, said:

General, on 08 May 2012 - 08:26, said:

Wizard, on 08 May 2012 - 08:11, said:

General, on 08 May 2012 - 07:56, said:

Wizard, on 08 May 2012 - 07:31, said:

Alias, on 08 May 2012 - 06:37, said:

Chyros, on 07 May 2012 - 21:57, said:

Confucius say, "man who fart in church sit in own pew."

Wiz is a dad, he at least has an excuse for his horrible jokes.

Well as I have an excuse

Confucius say, "man who run in front of car get tired."

Confucius also say, "man who run behind car get exhausted."

Confucius also plus say, "man who run near car get crushed by a truck."

I think you may have missed the point

I get it, I just attempted to make the joke even worse

Well you did succeed in un-joking it .

I sometimes wonder if my communication with you guys is healthy or not... I mean if I can translate what I am trying to say good enough or not

[CJ]

General, on 08 May 2012 - 10:56, said:

Chyros, on 08 May 2012 - 10:35, said:

General, on 08 May 2012 - 08:26, said:

Wizard, on 08 May 2012 - 08:11, said:

General, on 08 May 2012 - 07:56, said:

Wizard, on 08 May 2012 - 07:31, said:

Alias, on 08 May 2012 - 06:37, said:

Chyros, on 07 May 2012 - 21:57, said:

Confucius say, "man who fart in church sit in own pew."

Wiz is a dad, he at least has an excuse for his horrible jokes.

Well as I have an excuse

Confucius say, "man who run in front of car get tired."

Confucius also say, "man who run behind car get exhausted."

Confucius also plus say, "man who run near car get crushed by a truck."

I think you may have missed the point

I get it, I just attempted to make the joke even worse

Well you did succeed in un-joking it .

I sometimes wonder if my communication with you guys is healthy or not... I mean if I can translate what I am trying to say good enough or not

Well you certainly didn't in that first sentence...

[Chyros]

Confucius say, "man who eat family photo spitting image of father."

[General]

Confucius is chinese aswell... * Chinese Hacker voice *

[Alias]

Joffrey getting slapped around more by Tyrion.

Life is good.

[Major Fuckup]

General, on 07 May 2012 - 12:09, said:

Major Fuckup, on 07 May 2012 - 12:00, said:

General, on 07 May 2012 - 11:27, said:

Major Fuckup, on 07 May 2012 - 10:57, said:

General, on 07 May 2012 - 10:33, said:

Destiny, on 07 May 2012 - 10:21, said:

Major Fuckup, on 07 May 2012 - 10:16, said:

Destiny, on 07 May 2012 - 09:53, said:

Back to ze Army.

Because once you group fap.... you can never go back!

That's actually quite a horrible and disgusting idea.............

Showers are seperate but still you had to take shower with everyone else right ? And it is "certain" every single one of them fap as soon as they get into the cabin, so that makes it group fap
A quote from our drill sergeant :
" I can hear you fapping you sons of bitches, you have two minutes left ! "
Yea he also supervise the showers

Thats when you shout out to the sgt "Ad-least i can last that long!"

That two minutes is the amount of minutes left for you to accomplish everything about shower, total number is 5 minutes, you must fap and take shower at that amount of time

Hey if i can change gears, while having a wank to the person im perving on the vehicle next to me while driving...... To shower and bat with in 5 minutes is nothing to a solider!

No wonder why you get into so much traffic accident and break or burn parts of your vehicle, it must be because of sperm going into places it shouldnt
Oh and if you keep on like that, we may end up seeing Transformers as a real thing...

[Wizard]

Stag do at the weekend. This will be messy, very very messy.

[ΓΛPTΘΓ]

Shot a 0.003 MOA group at 100m with a 5.56 Remington 700. I don't know how I even did that.

[Libains]

Wizard, on 08 May 2012 - 14:45, said:

Stag do at the weekend. This will be messy, very very messy.

Unless you're Dauth...

[Liten]

Silly Dauth

[Alias]

I think I'm becoming a wine tragic.

[General]

ΓΛPTΘΓ, on 08 May 2012 - 17:28, said:

Shot a 0.003 MOA group at 100m with a 5.56 Remington 700. I don't know how I even did that.

What the fuck does that mean ? And why the fuck you use previous era weapon ?

[ΓΛPTΘΓ]

General, on 08 May 2012 - 18:06, said:

ΓΛPTΘΓ, on 08 May 2012 - 17:28, said:

Shot a 0.003 MOA group at 100m with a 5.56 Remington 700. I don't know how I even did that.

What the fuck does that mean ? And why the fuck you use previous era weapon ?

Not mine. Shot a group 1mm across x 3mm on a windy rainy open day. Somehow... Can't even repro it again.

[TheDR]

D!