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Krieger22, on 26 August 2012 - 04:33, said:

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To wit the Island of Guernsey has seen the following weapons occur:

• A bottle of Fanta Orange Soda (Contents only), which ended with an assault charge.
  
• A pig (Thrown)
  
• A copy of shogun assassin, box and all, fired from a modified crossbow.
  
• A flaming rabbit carcass
  
• A 3/4 length men's coat (As a flail, weighted down with pocket change)
  
• A bottle of makeshift napalm, the neck stoppered with a broomhandle. (Used as a pole-mace)
  
• A crate of Stella Artois beer bottles, thrown as a whole.
  
• An angry terrier harnessed onto a broom handle.
  
• Highly compressed snow in the shape of artillery shells, fired from a modified ballista.
  
• During a reenactment-grade sword training lesson, a training stick was broken with a wooden waster, one person retrieved a foot long section of it and used it as a training dagger, successfully disarming and taking down his sparring opponant.

Wat

You forgot the flying trampolines, that's gotta be their best weapon!

[TheDR]

Oh dear.

[Destiny]

Hm?

[Major Fuckup]

Hmmmm... 18K for a pair of shoes.........

[Krieger22]

fadithegenius, on 25 August 2012 - 07:24, said:

they projects will not be able to complete on deadline..!! do you know the average age of the an EA employee?? they all are well trained!! they know all about the computer programming!!

*looks at various bizarre SAGE bugs*
*looks at SAGE's inability to handle Tiberium growth*
*looks at synchronization issues in Need for Speed World*

Nope, what is this guy smoking?

[Destiny]

lol.

[TheDR]

D!

[Major Fuckup]

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Krieger22, on 26 August 2012 - 04:33, said:

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To wit the Island of Guernsey has seen the following weapons occur:

• A bottle of Fanta Orange Soda (Contents only), which ended with an assault charge.
  
• A pig (Thrown)
  
• A copy of shogun assassin, box and all, fired from a modified crossbow.
  
• A flaming rabbit carcass
  
• A 3/4 length men's coat (As a flail, weighted down with pocket change)
  
• A bottle of makeshift napalm, the neck stoppered with a broomhandle. (Used as a pole-mace)
  
• A crate of Stella Artois beer bottles, thrown as a whole.
  
• An angry terrier harnessed onto a broom handle.
  
• Highly compressed snow in the shape of artillery shells, fired from a modified ballista.
  
• During a reenactment-grade sword training lesson, a training stick was broken with a wooden waster, one person retrieved a foot long section of it and used it as a training dagger, successfully disarming and taking down his sparring opponant.

Wat

lolwur

[TheDR]

:O

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

D:

[TheDR]

Oh no!

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

I don't understand. D:

[Destiny]

Why not? How is BMXing?

[TheDR]

Yes!

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Huh?

[Krieger22]

Eh?

[Destiny]

NNac

[General]

Major Fuckup, on 26 August 2012 - 00:35, said:

Destiny, on 25 August 2012 - 16:03, said:

I made a grave error that I just put me halfway through the Gates of Hell, and it's something I cannot undo.

You think thats bad?
I made a wrong turn on the leach hwy and went down there and took out the one of the gates while trying to turn around.... Satan's pissed at me!!

If you keep driving recklessly you will end up near satan in no time, and possibly with a few other souls along with you

[R3ven]

Meow

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

D@¬

[TheDR]

D!

[n5p29]

¬_¬

[TheDR]

Spoosh!

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Time to die, Minister Bond.