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[Liten]

Destiny, on 20 January 2013 - 15:44, said:

Chyros, on 20 January 2013 - 15:10, said:

Since when have you grown so sweary?

Around 13 or 14 I began to FUCK.

You sure you didn't mean "Masturbate"?

[General]

Liten, on 20 January 2013 - 16:05, said:

Destiny, on 20 January 2013 - 15:44, said:

Chyros, on 20 January 2013 - 15:10, said:

Since when have you grown so sweary?

Around 13 or 14 I began to FUCK.

You sure you didn't mean "Masturbate"?

Its a form of fuck aswell

[Libains]

General, on 20 January 2013 - 16:24, said:

Liten, on 20 January 2013 - 16:05, said:

Destiny, on 20 January 2013 - 15:44, said:

Chyros, on 20 January 2013 - 15:10, said:

Since when have you grown so sweary?

Around 13 or 14 I began to FUCK.

You sure you didn't mean "Masturbate"?

Its a form of fuck aswell

No it's not...

[General]

• Barracks- Where Obama used to live. Trains presidents.
  
• Stinger Site- A defensive building. Launches a $500 missile that destroys a $50,000,000 plane. Can be camo'd.
  
• Patriot Missile- A defensive building. Launches a $50,000,000 missile that destroys a $500 plane. Can't be camo'd. Go figure.
  
• Gatling Cannon - A defensive building. Shoots $50 bullets that destroy both of the aforementioned planes.
  
• Laser Turret - A defensive building .Only available to General Townes. Uses up $500,000 worth of power to destroy a $500 plane.
  
• Yemen - Used by the GLA as a stealth structure, good for hiding and blowin' shit up. One of the strongest buildings in the game, considering the fact that its an entire country.
  
• Black Market- Where black people go to shop. Sells porch accesories, fried chicken, ect. No, the cardboard version just pretends to give you money. Now that you mention it though, so does the real one...
  Recently we've noticed that Black Maraket can be bigger when the game continues for more than 48 hours (its income too: $20 per 3 second to $200,000 per second). This is because Goldman Sachs, the GLA's number one business partner, was recently taken over by Mohammed al-Fayed who thought it would be totally awesome to buy God.
  
• Sneak Attack - A special power that automatically create a tunnel in the enemy base. Is very powerful as it allows enemy units to spontaneously appear in your base. Also sends near by crap flying into orbit. Becomes really awesome when you gain the ability to hook your sewer system up to it and realease a wave of feces (and urine, if you have the latest patch) onto the unsuspecting infidels, resulting in mass infection of Mad Man Disease.
  
• Scud Storm - The most accurate, precise weapon in the GLA arsenal. Strikes within 50 kilometres of target. Its pinpoint accuracy is supplemented by the "Scud Bug" upgrade which allows it to be fired as fast as the mouse can click. General Juhziz took out the toxic warheads & shoved in more explosives in his Scud Storm.
  
• Nuclear missile silo - Launches a super-destructive nuclear missile against your opponents. However, it takes a long time to get ready. General Tao can build cheaper & more powerful missiles. If "Uber Missile" upgrade is used, it can destroy the entire map, unless your some one lame who 1v1s on Twilite Lame.
  
• Tunnel Network - A Small cave armed with a gun. Spontaneously transports units across the map to other caves. Comes with 2 free rocket troopers. Can be camo'd. Dr. Thrax's tunnels fire purple Kool-Aid.
  
• Particle Cannon A hole in the ground that has a dish that can pick up 700 channels. Also shoots a beam of light that calls in Captain Planet. General Alexander's version is cheaper, more powerful, but doesn't last as long, and catches fewer channels. GDI tried to sue The USA for stealing the patent on the Ion Cannon, at which the USA general replied, "Sue us?! We are you! Just, *sigh* lamer." There is also rumor of a new type of particle cannon, one that has harnessed the power of Shoop-da-whoop.
  
• Artillery Barrage A special power that tells EA where to drop all of the un-bought copies of the game.
  
• Bunker China uses these for poker nights, rec rooms, and sometimes we really don't know what the guys in there do (Hint: Broke Back Mountain). Sometimes smoke can be seen coming out of the windows, giving evidence that some are really GLA meth labs in disguise, hidden by Bob Saget.
  
• Strategy Center - The only building without an exit. Here, the USA discusses what the hell is going on with Iraq. It is useless unless equipped with the "Search and Destroy" upgrade. If equipped with the "Search and Destroy" upgrade, a squadron of 100 $50,000,000 planes attempt to destroy every single GLA building in the game. (Even if they are your allies.) They usually end up destroying every civilian building in the game instead.
  
• Palace - The GLA gets upgrades here & can put people inside. The North Koreans just think it looks pretty.
  
• Propaganda Center - The Chinese use this to tell everyone else how 1337 they are.
  
• War Factory - Builds wars.
  
• Arms Dealer - Sells people arms. Comes with legs if you ask nicely.
  
• Internet Center - The Chinese go here when they want to look at sxc pr0nz; or illegal downloads and use the AWP in Counter Strike. Turns into the World of Warcraft world epicentre if captured by North Korea.
  
• Concentration Camp - A summer camp to help North Korean children and political dissidents with their concentration. Is available to North Korea and Yemen. Is also available to the USA after the "Patriot Act" upgrade, however, though it is called "Guantanamo Bay" and can only be constructed near water.
  
• Cave - Can train & heal Godzilla & other giant monsters. Indestructable. Comes with automated M.O.G.U.E.R.A defense.

From Uncyclopedia, first one made me lol hard

[Liten]

[General]

Liten, on 20 January 2013 - 16:49, said:

I can't follow entire web in time

[TheDR]

Don't worry, it's just Liten being a ballbag

[Liten]

General, on 20 January 2013 - 16:55, said:

Liten, on 20 January 2013 - 16:49, said:

I can't follow entire web in time

Exactly, you're a slowpoke.

[CJ]

Libains, on 20 January 2013 - 16:32, said:

General, on 20 January 2013 - 16:24, said:

Liten, on 20 January 2013 - 16:05, said:

Destiny, on 20 January 2013 - 15:44, said:

Chyros, on 20 January 2013 - 15:10, said:

Since when have you grown so sweary?

Around 13 or 14 I began to FUCK.

You sure you didn't mean "Masturbate"?

Its a form of fuck aswell

No it's not...

Yes it is, you're fucking your own hand.

[General]

CJ, on 20 January 2013 - 17:41, said:

Libains, on 20 January 2013 - 16:32, said:

General, on 20 January 2013 - 16:24, said:

Liten, on 20 January 2013 - 16:05, said:

Destiny, on 20 January 2013 - 15:44, said:

Chyros, on 20 January 2013 - 15:10, said:

Since when have you grown so sweary?

Around 13 or 14 I began to FUCK.

You sure you didn't mean "Masturbate"?

Its a form of fuck aswell

No it's not...

Yes it is, you're fucking your own hand.

Indeed

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Oh my.

[ΓΛPTΘΓ]

http://forum.fallout...725#entry900725


MWLL, go play it before it is too late.

[CJ]

:no:

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

D:!

[TheDR]

Kapow!

[Destiny]

No.

[TheDR]

D!

[ΓΛPTΘΓ]

You are all mean.

[Chyros]

I hate anime characters .

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

That's racist.

[CJ]

I thought it was destined who posted that macro image for a second there D:

[TheDR]

Chyros, on 20 January 2013 - 23:21, said:

I hate anime characters .

I second this.

[CJ]

TheDR, on 21 January 2013 - 00:11, said:

Chyros, on 20 January 2013 - 23:21, said:

I hate anime characters .

I second this.

I fourth this!

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Wow. Steam big screen works so well. :O

[Alias]

And once again, Australia beats the beer snake world record.