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General
01 Feb 2013
Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:
Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:
If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.
Did I forget anything?

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego.

And contributing to global warming, its a fine thing they do, they must be proud of themselves, dem car owners
General
01 Feb 2013
Chyros
01 Feb 2013
Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:
Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:
If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.
Did I forget anything?

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego.


That said I would like a car, it's just a shame it's impossible to have one at a fair price in the UK

Alias
01 Feb 2013
Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 17:38, said:
Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:
Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:
If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.
Did I forget anything?

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego.


That said I would like a car, it's just a shame it's impossible to have one at a fair price in the UK


CJ
01 Feb 2013
Major Fuckup
01 Feb 2013
Wizard, on 01 February 2013 - 12:16, said:
General, on 01 February 2013 - 12:12, said:
And a particularly horrible image!

If its anything like whats recently happing its been going down some ones mouth

Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:
Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:
If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.
Did I forget anything?

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego.

For the people who don't drive they seem to not possess the IQ to operate a complex machine

Chyros
01 Feb 2013
Major Fuckup, on 01 February 2013 - 17:51, said:
Wizard, on 01 February 2013 - 12:16, said:
General, on 01 February 2013 - 12:12, said:
And a particularly horrible image!

If its anything like whats recently happing its been going down some ones mouth

Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:
Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:
If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.
Did I forget anything?

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego.

For the people who don't drive they seem to not possess the IQ to operate a complex machine


You should come down to our research labs and see the machines I work with

Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:42, said:
Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 17:38, said:
Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:
Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:
If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.
Did I forget anything?

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego.


That said I would like a car, it's just a shame it's impossible to have one at a fair price in the UK


In Oz, how much would a 1986 190E (2L, 4 cyl) worth about £1500 be to insure for a, say, 24-yo driver with one year of previous driving experience?
Major Fuckup
01 Feb 2013
Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 18:07, said:
Major Fuckup, on 01 February 2013 - 17:51, said:
Wizard, on 01 February 2013 - 12:16, said:
General, on 01 February 2013 - 12:12, said:
And a particularly horrible image!

If its anything like whats recently happing its been going down some ones mouth

Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:
Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:
If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.
Did I forget anything?

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego.

For the people who don't drive they seem to not possess the IQ to operate a complex machine


You should come down to our research labs and see the machines I work with

Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:42, said:
Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 17:38, said:
Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:
Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:
If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.
Did I forget anything?

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego.


That said I would like a car, it's just a shame it's impossible to have one at a fair price in the UK


In Oz, how much would a 1986 190E (2L, 4 cyl) worth about £1500 be to insure for a, say, 24-yo driver with one year of previous driving experience?
Depends where you go but easily under 1k
Chyros
01 Feb 2013
Major Fuckup, on 01 February 2013 - 18:24, said:
Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 18:07, said:
Major Fuckup, on 01 February 2013 - 17:51, said:
Wizard, on 01 February 2013 - 12:16, said:
General, on 01 February 2013 - 12:12, said:
And a particularly horrible image!

If its anything like whats recently happing its been going down some ones mouth

Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:
Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:
If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.
Did I forget anything?

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego.

For the people who don't drive they seem to not possess the IQ to operate a complex machine


You should come down to our research labs and see the machines I work with

Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:42, said:
Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 17:38, said:
Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:
Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:
If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.
Did I forget anything?

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego.


That said I would like a car, it's just a shame it's impossible to have one at a fair price in the UK


In Oz, how much would a 1986 190E (2L, 4 cyl) worth about £1500 be to insure for a, say, 24-yo driver with one year of previous driving experience?
Depends where you go but easily under 1k
Major Fuckup
01 Feb 2013
Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 19:26, said:
Major Fuckup, on 01 February 2013 - 18:24, said:
Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 18:07, said:
Major Fuckup, on 01 February 2013 - 17:51, said:
Wizard, on 01 February 2013 - 12:16, said:
General, on 01 February 2013 - 12:12, said:
And a particularly horrible image!

If its anything like whats recently happing its been going down some ones mouth

Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:
Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:
If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.
Did I forget anything?

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego.

For the people who don't drive they seem to not possess the IQ to operate a complex machine


You should come down to our research labs and see the machines I work with

Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:42, said:
Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 17:38, said:
Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:
Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:
If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.
Did I forget anything?

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego.


That said I would like a car, it's just a shame it's impossible to have one at a fair price in the UK


In Oz, how much would a 1986 190E (2L, 4 cyl) worth about £1500 be to insure for a, say, 24-yo driver with one year of previous driving experience?
Depends where you go but easily under 1k
I think its time for you to move to straya! Theres a spare bed at my place

Chyros
01 Feb 2013
Major Fuckup, on 01 February 2013 - 19:35, said:
Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 19:26, said:
Major Fuckup, on 01 February 2013 - 18:24, said:
Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 18:07, said:
Major Fuckup, on 01 February 2013 - 17:51, said:
Wizard, on 01 February 2013 - 12:16, said:
General, on 01 February 2013 - 12:12, said:
And a particularly horrible image!

If its anything like whats recently happing its been going down some ones mouth

Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:
Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:
If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.
Did I forget anything?

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego.

For the people who don't drive they seem to not possess the IQ to operate a complex machine


You should come down to our research labs and see the machines I work with

Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:42, said:
Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 17:38, said:
Alias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:
Chyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:
If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.
Did I forget anything?

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego.


That said I would like a car, it's just a shame it's impossible to have one at a fair price in the UK


In Oz, how much would a 1986 190E (2L, 4 cyl) worth about £1500 be to insure for a, say, 24-yo driver with one year of previous driving experience?
Depends where you go but easily under 1k
I think its time for you to move to straya! Theres a spare bed at my place


General
01 Feb 2013
No shit. I always thought fighter jets were used for pessenger transport
Directly taken from a news site. Shows how retardedly news written nowadays.