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General's Photo General 01 Feb 2013

View PostAlias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:

View PostChyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:

The type of car people drive tells you so much about them.

If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.

Did I forget anything? |8
And what of those of us who don't need to drive? 8|

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego. :P


And contributing to global warming, its a fine thing they do, they must be proud of themselves, dem car owners |8
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Liten's Photo Liten 01 Feb 2013

My vehicle will be powered by a minature Nuclear Reactor.
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Destiny's Photo Destiny 01 Feb 2013

I have upgraded to a new computer.
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General's Photo General 01 Feb 2013

View PostLiten, on 01 February 2013 - 17:31, said:

My vehicle will be powered by a minature Nuclear Reactor.


If such a thing happens, I think Greenpeace will turn into Greenwar and start an armed riot againist corporations 8|
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Chyros's Photo Chyros 01 Feb 2013

View PostAlias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:

View PostChyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:

The type of car people drive tells you so much about them.

If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.

Did I forget anything? |8
And what of those of us who don't need to drive? 8|

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego. :P
We just laugh and smile :) .

That said I would like a car, it's just a shame it's impossible to have one at a fair price in the UK :P .
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Destiny's Photo Destiny 01 Feb 2013

...build one, like the one from Top Gear. :xD:
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Alias's Photo Alias 01 Feb 2013

View PostChyros, on 01 February 2013 - 17:38, said:

View PostAlias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:

View PostChyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:

The type of car people drive tells you so much about them.

If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.

Did I forget anything? |8
And what of those of us who don't need to drive? 8|

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego. :P
We just laugh and smile :) .

That said I would like a car, it's just a shame it's impossible to have one at a fair price in the UK :P .
If you think vehicles are expensive in the UK, wait until you come to Australia. D8
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CJ's Photo CJ 01 Feb 2013

View PostDestiny, on 01 February 2013 - 17:35, said:

I have upgraded to a new computer.

Specs? 8|
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Major Fuckup's Photo Major Fuckup 01 Feb 2013

View PostWizard, on 01 February 2013 - 12:16, said:

View PostGeneral, on 01 February 2013 - 12:12, said:

View PostLibains, on 01 February 2013 - 12:09, said:

View PostWizard, on 01 February 2013 - 11:31, said:

View PostGeneral, on 01 February 2013 - 11:25, said:

I am more worried about humans he mate with...
Whilst we all know what you meant, we are all hoping that he doesn't do what you actually said... D8

If Darwin has a say, I'm pretty certain his swimmers will be so fucked up that they swim in the opposite direction D8


Thats a very horrible fate D8

And a particularly horrible image! <87

If its anything like whats recently happing its been going down some ones mouth :xD:

View PostAlias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:

View PostChyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:

The type of car people drive tells you so much about them.

If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.

Did I forget anything? |8
And what of those of us who don't need to drive? 8|

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego. :P

For the people who don't drive they seem to not possess the IQ to operate a complex machine :P
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ΓΛPTΘΓ's Photo ΓΛPTΘΓ 01 Feb 2013

Need more shiny knifes.
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TheDR's Photo TheDR 01 Feb 2013

I think not.
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Chyros's Photo Chyros 01 Feb 2013

View PostMajor Fuckup, on 01 February 2013 - 17:51, said:

View PostWizard, on 01 February 2013 - 12:16, said:

View PostGeneral, on 01 February 2013 - 12:12, said:

View PostLibains, on 01 February 2013 - 12:09, said:

View PostWizard, on 01 February 2013 - 11:31, said:

View PostGeneral, on 01 February 2013 - 11:25, said:

I am more worried about humans he mate with...
Whilst we all know what you meant, we are all hoping that he doesn't do what you actually said... D8

If Darwin has a say, I'm pretty certain his swimmers will be so fucked up that they swim in the opposite direction D8


Thats a very horrible fate D8

And a particularly horrible image! <87

If its anything like whats recently happing its been going down some ones mouth :xD:

View PostAlias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:

View PostChyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:

The type of car people drive tells you so much about them.

If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.

Did I forget anything? |8
And what of those of us who don't need to drive? 8|

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego. :P

For the people who don't drive they seem to not possess the IQ to operate a complex machine :P
By what means are cars complex machines? :P

You should come down to our research labs and see the machines I work with :P .


View PostAlias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:42, said:

View PostChyros, on 01 February 2013 - 17:38, said:

View PostAlias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:

View PostChyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:

The type of car people drive tells you so much about them.

If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.

Did I forget anything? |8
And what of those of us who don't need to drive? 8|

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego. :P
We just laugh and smile :) .

That said I would like a car, it's just a shame it's impossible to have one at a fair price in the UK :P .
If you think vehicles are expensive in the UK, wait until you come to Australia. D8
To be honest, it's not actually the vehicles themselves here that are so expensive, but it's the extortionate insurance.

In Oz, how much would a 1986 190E (2L, 4 cyl) worth about £1500 be to insure for a, say, 24-yo driver with one year of previous driving experience?
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TheDR's Photo TheDR 01 Feb 2013

Lexicon.
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Major Fuckup's Photo Major Fuckup 01 Feb 2013

View PostChyros, on 01 February 2013 - 18:07, said:

View PostMajor Fuckup, on 01 February 2013 - 17:51, said:

View PostWizard, on 01 February 2013 - 12:16, said:

View PostGeneral, on 01 February 2013 - 12:12, said:

View PostLibains, on 01 February 2013 - 12:09, said:

View PostWizard, on 01 February 2013 - 11:31, said:

View PostGeneral, on 01 February 2013 - 11:25, said:

I am more worried about humans he mate with...
Whilst we all know what you meant, we are all hoping that he doesn't do what you actually said... D8

If Darwin has a say, I'm pretty certain his swimmers will be so fucked up that they swim in the opposite direction D8


Thats a very horrible fate D8

And a particularly horrible image! <87

If its anything like whats recently happing its been going down some ones mouth :xD:

View PostAlias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:

View PostChyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:

The type of car people drive tells you so much about them.

If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.

Did I forget anything? |8
And what of those of us who don't need to drive? 8|

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego. :P

For the people who don't drive they seem to not possess the IQ to operate a complex machine :P
By what means are cars complex machines? :P

You should come down to our research labs and see the machines I work with :P .


View PostAlias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:42, said:

View PostChyros, on 01 February 2013 - 17:38, said:

View PostAlias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:

View PostChyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:

The type of car people drive tells you so much about them.

If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.

Did I forget anything? |8
And what of those of us who don't need to drive? 8|

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego. :P
We just laugh and smile :) .

That said I would like a car, it's just a shame it's impossible to have one at a fair price in the UK :P .
If you think vehicles are expensive in the UK, wait until you come to Australia. D8
To be honest, it's not actually the vehicles themselves here that are so expensive, but it's the extortionate insurance.

In Oz, how much would a 1986 190E (2L, 4 cyl) worth about £1500 be to insure for a, say, 24-yo driver with one year of previous driving experience?

Depends where you go but easily under 1k
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Chyros's Photo Chyros 01 Feb 2013

View PostMajor Fuckup, on 01 February 2013 - 18:24, said:

View PostChyros, on 01 February 2013 - 18:07, said:

View PostMajor Fuckup, on 01 February 2013 - 17:51, said:

View PostWizard, on 01 February 2013 - 12:16, said:

View PostGeneral, on 01 February 2013 - 12:12, said:

View PostLibains, on 01 February 2013 - 12:09, said:

View PostWizard, on 01 February 2013 - 11:31, said:

View PostGeneral, on 01 February 2013 - 11:25, said:

I am more worried about humans he mate with...
Whilst we all know what you meant, we are all hoping that he doesn't do what you actually said... D8

If Darwin has a say, I'm pretty certain his swimmers will be so fucked up that they swim in the opposite direction D8


Thats a very horrible fate D8

And a particularly horrible image! <87

If its anything like whats recently happing its been going down some ones mouth :xD:

View PostAlias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:

View PostChyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:

The type of car people drive tells you so much about them.

If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.

Did I forget anything? |8
And what of those of us who don't need to drive? 8|

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego. :P

For the people who don't drive they seem to not possess the IQ to operate a complex machine :P
By what means are cars complex machines? :P

You should come down to our research labs and see the machines I work with :P .


View PostAlias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:42, said:

View PostChyros, on 01 February 2013 - 17:38, said:

View PostAlias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:

View PostChyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:

The type of car people drive tells you so much about them.

If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.

Did I forget anything? |8
And what of those of us who don't need to drive? 8|

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego. :P
We just laugh and smile :) .

That said I would like a car, it's just a shame it's impossible to have one at a fair price in the UK :P .
If you think vehicles are expensive in the UK, wait until you come to Australia. D8
To be honest, it's not actually the vehicles themselves here that are so expensive, but it's the extortionate insurance.

In Oz, how much would a 1986 190E (2L, 4 cyl) worth about £1500 be to insure for a, say, 24-yo driver with one year of previous driving experience?

Depends where you go but easily under 1k
Good, that's as it should be, but over here it's £4500 minimum Oo .
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Major Fuckup's Photo Major Fuckup 01 Feb 2013

View PostChyros, on 01 February 2013 - 19:26, said:

View PostMajor Fuckup, on 01 February 2013 - 18:24, said:

View PostChyros, on 01 February 2013 - 18:07, said:

View PostMajor Fuckup, on 01 February 2013 - 17:51, said:

View PostWizard, on 01 February 2013 - 12:16, said:

View PostGeneral, on 01 February 2013 - 12:12, said:

View PostLibains, on 01 February 2013 - 12:09, said:

View PostWizard, on 01 February 2013 - 11:31, said:

View PostGeneral, on 01 February 2013 - 11:25, said:

I am more worried about humans he mate with...
Whilst we all know what you meant, we are all hoping that he doesn't do what you actually said... D8

If Darwin has a say, I'm pretty certain his swimmers will be so fucked up that they swim in the opposite direction D8


Thats a very horrible fate D8

And a particularly horrible image! <87

If its anything like whats recently happing its been going down some ones mouth :xD:

View PostAlias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:

View PostChyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:

The type of car people drive tells you so much about them.

If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.

Did I forget anything? |8
And what of those of us who don't need to drive? 8|

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego. :P

For the people who don't drive they seem to not possess the IQ to operate a complex machine :P
By what means are cars complex machines? :P

You should come down to our research labs and see the machines I work with :P .


View PostAlias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:42, said:

View PostChyros, on 01 February 2013 - 17:38, said:

View PostAlias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:

View PostChyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:

The type of car people drive tells you so much about them.

If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.

Did I forget anything? |8
And what of those of us who don't need to drive? 8|

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego. :P
We just laugh and smile :) .

That said I would like a car, it's just a shame it's impossible to have one at a fair price in the UK :P .
If you think vehicles are expensive in the UK, wait until you come to Australia. D8
To be honest, it's not actually the vehicles themselves here that are so expensive, but it's the extortionate insurance.

In Oz, how much would a 1986 190E (2L, 4 cyl) worth about £1500 be to insure for a, say, 24-yo driver with one year of previous driving experience?

Depends where you go but easily under 1k
Good, that's as it should be, but over here it's £4500 minimum Oo .

I think its time for you to move to straya! Theres a spare bed at my place 8|
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General's Photo General 01 Feb 2013

He'll prefer to sleep with Kangaroos I think |8
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Destiny's Photo Destiny 01 Feb 2013

wat!
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CJ's Photo CJ 01 Feb 2013

View PostDestiny, on 01 February 2013 - 20:56, said:

wat!

I SAID "SPECS?"
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Chyros's Photo Chyros 01 Feb 2013

View PostMajor Fuckup, on 01 February 2013 - 19:35, said:

View PostChyros, on 01 February 2013 - 19:26, said:

View PostMajor Fuckup, on 01 February 2013 - 18:24, said:

View PostChyros, on 01 February 2013 - 18:07, said:

View PostMajor Fuckup, on 01 February 2013 - 17:51, said:

View PostWizard, on 01 February 2013 - 12:16, said:

View PostGeneral, on 01 February 2013 - 12:12, said:

View PostLibains, on 01 February 2013 - 12:09, said:

View PostWizard, on 01 February 2013 - 11:31, said:

View PostGeneral, on 01 February 2013 - 11:25, said:

I am more worried about humans he mate with...
Whilst we all know what you meant, we are all hoping that he doesn't do what you actually said... D8

If Darwin has a say, I'm pretty certain his swimmers will be so fucked up that they swim in the opposite direction D8


Thats a very horrible fate D8

And a particularly horrible image! <87

If its anything like whats recently happing its been going down some ones mouth :xD:

View PostAlias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:

View PostChyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:

The type of car people drive tells you so much about them.

If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.

Did I forget anything? |8
And what of those of us who don't need to drive? 8|

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego. :P

For the people who don't drive they seem to not possess the IQ to operate a complex machine :P
By what means are cars complex machines? :P

You should come down to our research labs and see the machines I work with :P .


View PostAlias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:42, said:

View PostChyros, on 01 February 2013 - 17:38, said:

View PostAlias, on 01 February 2013 - 17:20, said:

View PostChyros, on 01 February 2013 - 16:43, said:

The type of car people drive tells you so much about them.

If they drive a hatchback, they're car haters and only care about being a cheapskate,
If they drive a saloon car, they value class and style,
If they drive a coupe, they value styling, speed and driving experience,
If they drive an estate, they care about being bored and dull looks,
If they drive a shooting brake they're from 1921,
If they drive a van they're builders,
If they drive a pickup truck, they're rednecks,
If they drive an SUV, they have no penis.

Did I forget anything? |8
And what of those of us who don't need to drive? 8|

I guess we just laugh at you for having to pay for petrol, insurance and rego. :P
We just laugh and smile :) .

That said I would like a car, it's just a shame it's impossible to have one at a fair price in the UK :P .
If you think vehicles are expensive in the UK, wait until you come to Australia. D8
To be honest, it's not actually the vehicles themselves here that are so expensive, but it's the extortionate insurance.

In Oz, how much would a 1986 190E (2L, 4 cyl) worth about £1500 be to insure for a, say, 24-yo driver with one year of previous driving experience?

Depends where you go but easily under 1k
Good, that's as it should be, but over here it's £4500 minimum Oo .

I think its time for you to move to straya! Theres a spare bed at my place 8|
Heheheheh, better watch out or I might cash in that offer sometime :P .
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General's Photo General 01 Feb 2013

"The new single-seat bomber will have the ability to track down enemy aircraft, engage in combat, target locations on the ground, and carry a payload of assorted weapons and ammunition. "

No shit. I always thought fighter jets were used for pessenger transport |8

Directly taken from a news site. Shows how retardedly news written nowadays.
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CJ's Photo CJ 01 Feb 2013

View PostGeneral, on 01 February 2013 - 19:55, said:

He'll prefer to sleep with Kangaroos I think |8

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TheDR's Photo TheDR 01 Feb 2013

Oh no!
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View PostGeneral, on 01 February 2013 - 19:55, said:

He'll prefer to sleep with Kangaroos I think :sly:

Fix'd
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