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[Alias]

Rome II Total War is looking so unbelievably good.

[Krieger22]

Upgrade complete!

[General]

Destiny, on 26 May 2013 - 22:24, said:

General, on 26 May 2013 - 16:12, said:

Destiny, on 26 May 2013 - 15:39, said:

General, on 26 May 2013 - 15:07, said:

Destiny, on 26 May 2013 - 15:02, said:

...yeah, try doing that when you don't have a base. And only 1000 power to repair your two Baneblades, Basilisks, Sentinels, to get Psyker/Priest/Commissar/Kasrkin bodyguard for your Command Squad. I am proud of the Guardsmen. They are the very reason my Baneblades did not come to harm!

Well of course, you wont give a shit how many thousand of your lovely IG dies aslong as Baneblade stand steady

You make it sound like I'm a bad person. I never ever execute a Guardsman when I attach a Commissar to the squad, even if the morale drops to zero and everyone is panicking. Because to die for the Emperor, to die in battle is a great honor. Way better than to get executed. I never mindlessly throw my Guardsmen into the meat grinder you know I love my men, I love my tanks.

You dont use Commissar to execute Guardsmen? Where is the fun in that !?

What fun is there in killing your own men?!

The awesome sound when he does that, also the quotes!
"I'll have someone's head for this!"
You see, it doesn't matter whose head it will be, executing a random man will get things right!

Destiny, on 26 May 2013 - 22:24, said:

What? I do love my (wo)men too

Woooooo, so you like Wo mans aswell, riight...

[Chyros]

Holy crap, a new beamer that's actually pretty? Zomg...

[General]

Chyros, on 27 May 2013 - 10:35, said:

Holy crap, a new beamer that's actually pretty? Zomg...

IMAX beamer? Seriously I pity the time I spent on watching movies on vanilla theatres, they should ban standard theatres and force IMAX everywhere

[Major Fuckup]

Dioxygen difluoride!!!

That is all

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Beamer = BMW

[General]

Bob, on 27 May 2013 - 11:20, said:

Beamer = BMW

Ah of course, should've guessed it since Chyros used that word

[Chyros]

General, on 27 May 2013 - 11:05, said:

Chyros, on 27 May 2013 - 10:35, said:

Holy crap, a new beamer that's actually pretty? Zomg...

IMAX beamer? Seriously I pity the time I spent on watching movies on vanilla theatres, they should ban standard theatres and force IMAX everywhere

No the Pininfarina BMW.

[General]

Chyros, on 27 May 2013 - 11:28, said:

General, on 27 May 2013 - 11:05, said:

Chyros, on 27 May 2013 - 10:35, said:

Holy crap, a new beamer that's actually pretty? Zomg...

IMAX beamer? Seriously I pity the time I spent on watching movies on vanilla theatres, they should ban standard theatres and force IMAX everywhere

No the Pininfarina BMW.

Fuck, didn't saw that before, every other BMW I've seen was the exact copy of the previous one with only a few lines different over here and there. This one indeed looks good. You should let Italians do the design job as this example shows... And never ever let a German to do something else than engineering, they suck at everything else

[Chyros]

Major Fuckup, on 27 May 2013 - 11:19, said:

Dioxygen difluoride!!!

That is all

Yeah FOOF is cool but surely we have more spectacular stuff than that .

General, on 27 May 2013 - 11:33, said:

Chyros, on 27 May 2013 - 11:28, said:

General, on 27 May 2013 - 11:05, said:

Chyros, on 27 May 2013 - 10:35, said:

Holy crap, a new beamer that's actually pretty? Zomg...

IMAX beamer? Seriously I pity the time I spent on watching movies on vanilla theatres, they should ban standard theatres and force IMAX everywhere

No the Pininfarina BMW.

Fuck, didn't saw that before, every other BMW I've seen was the exact copy of the previous one with only a few lines different over here and there. This one indeed looks good. You should let Italians do the design job as this example shows... And never ever let a German to do something else than engineering, they suck at everything else

Especially at making jokes .

I agree though, Italian styling FTW!

(hance why I went for my 190E )

[Destiny]

But Germans make good booze O_o

[Chyros]

Destiny, on 27 May 2013 - 12:04, said:

But Germans make good booze O_o

German beer is decent, but they don't make lager as good as the Dutch nor other beers as good as the Belgians. German schnapps are fucking awful and should be banned forever. Remember we have the Germans to thank for the Jaegerbomb D: .

[General]

Destiny, on 27 May 2013 - 12:04, said:

But Germans make good booze O_o

As I said earlier, Germans are only good at mechanical stuff engineering, just like a Techpriest! We all know who the most well known German is and how they almsot destroyed World when they attempted to do something greater than engineering!

[Alias]

Chyros, on 27 May 2013 - 11:28, said:

General, on 27 May 2013 - 11:05, said:

Chyros, on 27 May 2013 - 10:35, said:

Holy crap, a new beamer that's actually pretty? Zomg...

IMAX beamer? Seriously I pity the time I spent on watching movies on vanilla theatres, they should ban standard theatres and force IMAX everywhere

No the Pininfarina BMW.

You think that looks good?

[General]

And this brings us the question, whats a Strayan good for?

[Chyros]

Alias, on 27 May 2013 - 12:29, said:

Chyros, on 27 May 2013 - 11:28, said:

General, on 27 May 2013 - 11:05, said:

Chyros, on 27 May 2013 - 10:35, said:

Holy crap, a new beamer that's actually pretty? Zomg...

IMAX beamer? Seriously I pity the time I spent on watching movies on vanilla theatres, they should ban standard theatres and force IMAX everywhere

No the Pininfarina BMW.

You think that looks good?

Says a man from a country where fucking pickup trucks are deified .

[General]

Chyros, on 27 May 2013 - 12:43, said:

Alias, on 27 May 2013 - 12:29, said:

Chyros, on 27 May 2013 - 11:28, said:

General, on 27 May 2013 - 11:05, said:

Chyros, on 27 May 2013 - 10:35, said:

Holy crap, a new beamer that's actually pretty? Zomg...

IMAX beamer? Seriously I pity the time I spent on watching movies on vanilla theatres, they should ban standard theatres and force IMAX everywhere

No the Pininfarina BMW.

You think that looks good?

Says a man from a country where fucking pickup trucks are deified .

They can't survive without pickups on such a hostile environment, so they pay their respects with worshippings, thats fine

[Chyros]

General, on 27 May 2013 - 13:08, said:

Chyros, on 27 May 2013 - 12:43, said:

Alias, on 27 May 2013 - 12:29, said:

Chyros, on 27 May 2013 - 11:28, said:

General, on 27 May 2013 - 11:05, said:

Chyros, on 27 May 2013 - 10:35, said:

Holy crap, a new beamer that's actually pretty? Zomg...

IMAX beamer? Seriously I pity the time I spent on watching movies on vanilla theatres, they should ban standard theatres and force IMAX everywhere

No the Pininfarina BMW.

You think that looks good?

Says a man from a country where fucking pickup trucks are deified .

They can't survive without pickups on such a hostile environment, so they pay their respects with worshippings, thats fine

Bullshit, a Land Cruiser would get through it just as well or even better. In Iceland they all use Land Cruisers and Iceland makes Australia look like the Netherlands (i.e. a tame pancake) in terms of roughness of the terrain .

[General]

Chyros, on 27 May 2013 - 13:38, said:

General, on 27 May 2013 - 13:08, said:

Chyros, on 27 May 2013 - 12:43, said:

Alias, on 27 May 2013 - 12:29, said:

Chyros, on 27 May 2013 - 11:28, said:

General, on 27 May 2013 - 11:05, said:

Chyros, on 27 May 2013 - 10:35, said:

Holy crap, a new beamer that's actually pretty? Zomg...

IMAX beamer? Seriously I pity the time I spent on watching movies on vanilla theatres, they should ban standard theatres and force IMAX everywhere

No the Pininfarina BMW.

You think that looks good?

Says a man from a country where fucking pickup trucks are deified .

They can't survive without pickups on such a hostile environment, so they pay their respects with worshippings, thats fine

Bullshit, a Land Cruiser would get through it just as well or even better. In Iceland they all use Land Cruisers and Iceland makes Australia look like the Netherlands (i.e. a tame pancake) in terms of roughness of the terrain .

You can't put a heavy machinegun behind a Land Cruiser( well you could but I wouldn't recommend you to fire it in a closed case car!) to protect yourself from 20 meter Dinosaurs lurking below Australian sands! Jeeps are only good for Merican families which goes to camping on Death Valley and think they have seen something harsh!

[Destiny]

Chyros, on 27 May 2013 - 13:38, said:

General, on 27 May 2013 - 13:08, said:

Chyros, on 27 May 2013 - 12:43, said:

Alias, on 27 May 2013 - 12:29, said:

Chyros, on 27 May 2013 - 11:28, said:

General, on 27 May 2013 - 11:05, said:

Chyros, on 27 May 2013 - 10:35, said:

Holy crap, a new beamer that's actually pretty? Zomg...

IMAX beamer? Seriously I pity the time I spent on watching movies on vanilla theatres, they should ban standard theatres and force IMAX everywhere

No the Pininfarina BMW.

You think that looks good?

Says a man from a country where fucking pickup trucks are deified .

They can't survive without pickups on such a hostile environment, so they pay their respects with worshippings, thats fine

Bullshit, a Land Cruiser would get through it just as well or even better. In Iceland they all use Land Cruisers and Iceland makes Australia look like the Netherlands (i.e. a tame pancake) in terms of roughness of the terrain .

I'm sure the Toyota Hilux would come close

[Alias]

Chyros, on 27 May 2013 - 12:43, said:

Alias, on 27 May 2013 - 12:29, said:

Chyros, on 27 May 2013 - 11:28, said:

General, on 27 May 2013 - 11:05, said:

Chyros, on 27 May 2013 - 10:35, said:

Holy crap, a new beamer that's actually pretty? Zomg...

IMAX beamer? Seriously I pity the time I spent on watching movies on vanilla theatres, they should ban standard theatres and force IMAX everywhere

No the Pininfarina BMW.

You think that looks good?

Says a man from a country where fucking pickup trucks are deified .

Like I'd ever own a ute, mate.

I'm the 1960's Jaguar type.

[Destiny]

If you put a Jaguar engine in a Ute, the Brits would get extremely mad

[General]

Alias, on 27 May 2013 - 14:47, said:

Chyros, on 27 May 2013 - 12:43, said:

Alias, on 27 May 2013 - 12:29, said:

Chyros, on 27 May 2013 - 11:28, said:

General, on 27 May 2013 - 11:05, said:

Chyros, on 27 May 2013 - 10:35, said:

Holy crap, a new beamer that's actually pretty? Zomg...

IMAX beamer? Seriously I pity the time I spent on watching movies on vanilla theatres, they should ban standard theatres and force IMAX everywhere

No the Pininfarina BMW.

You think that looks good?

Says a man from a country where fucking pickup trucks are deified .

Like I'd ever own a ute, mate.

I'm the 1960's Jaguar type.

Sends a cruise missile to destroy Alias' ugly 60s Jaguar! I've a certain hate againist the dates starting from 1000 AD to 1990 AD

Edited by General, 27 May 2013 - 15:08.

[Chyros]

Alias, on 27 May 2013 - 14:47, said:

Chyros, on 27 May 2013 - 12:43, said:

Alias, on 27 May 2013 - 12:29, said:

Chyros, on 27 May 2013 - 11:28, said:

General, on 27 May 2013 - 11:05, said:

Chyros, on 27 May 2013 - 10:35, said:

Holy crap, a new beamer that's actually pretty? Zomg...

IMAX beamer? Seriously I pity the time I spent on watching movies on vanilla theatres, they should ban standard theatres and force IMAX everywhere

No the Pininfarina BMW.

You think that looks good?

Says a man from a country where fucking pickup trucks are deified .

Like I'd ever own a ute, mate.

I'm the 1960's Jaguar type.

By that I assume you mean E-type right? Good choice for sure. Bit easy though .