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[General]

Morning!

[Chyros]

Every bit of treasure spent on citizens is treasure not spent on loyalty.

[TheDR]

Mornin'.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

No'.

[TheDR]

Whoa!

[Chyros]

Sean Bean, can you speak Southern please?

-Noo.

[Destiny]

Chyros, on 02 April 2017 - 19:16, said:

TheDR, on 02 April 2017 - 17:10, said:

Your computer broke? D:

Yes, it finally refuses to boot. Not even the tiniest hint of life in it anymore now.

A person of your caliber should be able to take it apart and breathe some life into it since you dabble with keyboards after all.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

This PC is full of keycaps!

Edited by PacBloke, 03 April 2017 - 12:26.

[General]

Destiny, on 03 April 2017 - 12:12, said:

Chyros, on 02 April 2017 - 19:16, said:

TheDR, on 02 April 2017 - 17:10, said:

Your computer broke? D:

Yes, it finally refuses to boot. Not even the tiniest hint of life in it anymore now.

A person of your caliber should be able to take it apart and breathe some life into it since you dabble with keyboards after all.

There is just so many wrong things in that sentence i don't even know from which one i should start

[Liten]

You start of by replacing the motherboard. After that, you replace the PSU. After that, you replace your graphics card. And so on until you end up with a completely new computer that doesn't fit in the case you have, so you replace that aswell.

[Destiny]

Liten speaks the truth!

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Liten, on 03 April 2017 - 14:20, said:

You start of by replacing the motherboard with a keyboard. After that, you replace the PSU with a keyboard. After that, you replace your graphics card with a keyboard. And so on until you end up with a completely new computer that doesn't fit in the case you have, so you replace that aswell with a keyboard.

Fix'd.

[TheDR]

KEYBOARDS!

[Chyros]

PacBloke, on 03 April 2017 - 12:21, said:

This PC is full of keycaps!

You know what this means, don't you?

[Liten]

Fight?

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Chyros, on 03 April 2017 - 17:59, said:

PacBloke, on 03 April 2017 - 12:21, said:

This PC is full of keycaps!

You know what this means, don't you?

Yes, we must remove her nipples.

[General]

Don't put such images into my head! They don't go anymore!

[Chyros]

General, on 03 April 2017 - 19:10, said:

Don't put such images into my head! They don't go anymore!

You just ought to trust us on this matter. We're in the know.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Beetles know these things. Beetles are good doctors, don't you know.

[Destiny]

Dung?

[TheDR]

I hate beetles.

[General]

TheDR, on 03 April 2017 - 23:21, said:

I hate beetles.

I love spiders, because they eat beetles. I wish they could specifically go and hunt down beetles instead of waiting them to fall into trap. Which happens not often enough. That can give you an idea about how much i hate beetles

[Chyros]

Do you find that the mucus in your nasal passage makes breathing a chore? Well then, perhaps you don't deserve to breathe at all.

[General]

Chyros, on 04 April 2017 - 05:39, said:

Do you find that the mucus in your nasal passage makes breathing a chore? Well then, perhaps you don't deserve to breathe at all.

Just because pollens rape my nose in the spring doesn't mean i should die #PeopleWithAllerygyLivesMatter

Seriously it is so bad at night. Raising the head with extra pillows helps me sleep but when i wake up and have to take the mucus out, it is thicker than shit.

[Destiny]

Get a gas mask already, I'm sure you can find plenty in such a war-torn country!