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[Chyros]

Laurels in your soup enhances its aroma.

[General]

US is too silent nowadays...

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Nope.

[Chyros]

"Small eight dragons turtledear customer submitted orders, because you did not provide detailed information about the model"

Anybody got any idea what the Chinese could be on about here?

[TheDR]

?

[Destiny]

Chyros, on 22 November 2017 - 21:26, said:

"Small eight dragons turtledear customer submitted orders, because you did not provide detailed information about the model"

Anybody got any idea what the Chinese could be on about here?

Probably the dude was asking for more details about some product? The front was probably his name or the company? More of queries and less of orders...


I mean, how the hell would I know? I failed Chinese since I was 7

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

TheDR, on 22 November 2017 - 22:07, said:

?

Makes sense.

[General]

What the fuck? Is that a dragon turtle hybrid? Imagine the intercourse! the horrific rape!

[Chyros]

TheDR, on 22 November 2017 - 22:07, said:

?

Destiny, on 22 November 2017 - 22:33, said:

Chyros, on 22 November 2017 - 21:26, said:

"Small eight dragons turtledear customer submitted orders, because you did not provide detailed information about the model"

Anybody got any idea what the Chinese could be on about here?

Probably the dude was asking for more details about some product? The front was probably his name or the company? More of queries and less of orders...


I mean, how the hell would I know? I failed Chinese since I was 7

Well, it's about an old keyboard I'm importing from China, but fuck if I know what they want from me .

[General]

Chyros, on 23 November 2017 - 06:54, said:

Well, it's about an old keyboard I'm importing from China, but fuck if I know what they want from me .

I used google translate to translate that sentence into Chinese, then copied Chinese text and translated it again:
Petite Dragon Turtle Customer submits the order because you did not provide detailed information about the model

then again:
Petite dragon dragon customer orders submitted because you did not provide detailed information about the model

then again:
Since you did not provide detailed information about the model, petite dragon customer orders were submitted


I guess it makes more sense now?

Have no idea what they mean with petite dragon though, must be some kind of fucked up porn genre? Asians man...

But it is obvious you did not give detailed information, give them detailed information dude, they are asking for it!

Edited by General, 23 November 2017 - 08:07.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Definitely makes sense now. Because you didn't provide detailed information, an order for petite dragons was submitted instead.

Are there any laws against importing dragons?

Edited by PacBloke, 23 November 2017 - 08:23.

[General]

PacBloke, on 23 November 2017 - 08:21, said:

Definitely makes sense now. Because you didn't provide detailed information, an order for petite dragons was submitted instead.

Are there any laws against importing dragons?

I assume it is a lizard since they call it petite? And since it is Chinese made, do not expect it to breathe fire or anything. Boxarts are misleading.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Good point.

[Chyros]

PacBloke, on 23 November 2017 - 08:21, said:

Definitely makes sense now. Because you didn't provide detailed information, an order for petite dragons was submitted instead.

Are there any laws against importing dragons?

I nearly sprayed my keyboard with hot chocolate laughing at that one .

[General]

Keyboard shaped chocolate!



You should review this!

I'd review that!

Edited by General, 23 November 2017 - 10:53.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

[General]

"Hi! I was going to review a keyboard today but i've just eaten it!"
*awkward 5 minute silence while Chyros looking at the camera*

[Chyros]

Yes, there has been chocolate shaped like keyboards and keyboards shaped like chocolate.



I'd happily review either .

[General]

Why not review keyboard shaped like chocolate while eating chocolate shaped like keyboard!?

[Chyros]

This is some seriously good shit:

[General]

TLDL

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Too Long Didn't Llama?

[General]

Too Long Didn't Lard

[TheDR]

D:!

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

HYES