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[Slightly Wonky Robob]

v This.

[TheDR]

Yeah... sure!

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

< This.

[TheDR]

What a plot development!

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

More like knot derailment, amirite?

[TheDR]

[Destiny]

Well, they lost interest pretty quick

[General]

Rocketman will meet Orangeturd! Holy shit! Can't wait!

[Chyros]

I am de cow wheesperer.

[General]

I thought i was allergic to pollen and dust mites. It was gluten all along. Fuck you body, i love cakes, what will i eat now

[Chyros]

General, on 09 March 2018 - 07:43, said:

I thought i was allergic to pollen and dust mites. It was gluten all along. Fuck you body, i love cakes, what will i eat now

I also suspect I have some kind of hidden allergy. Not a clue what it is though!

[General]

Chyros, on 09 March 2018 - 12:37, said:

General, on 09 March 2018 - 07:43, said:

I thought i was allergic to pollen and dust mites. It was gluten all along. Fuck you body, i love cakes, what will i eat now

I also suspect I have some kind of hidden allergy. Not a clue what it is though!

Test by immediately getting rid of gluten for just 1 day. I have seen the effects already. Can breathe again ffs.
Now i see why sometimes it was "low" and sometimes it is too bad. Because i don't have steady intake of gluteny products.

My allergy is new, it started last year (or the year before that i dont remember) I didn't have it all my life. I always have stuffed nose but it gets horrible during late winter/early spring (our late winter and early spring have huge temperature changes constantly so it is also an extra)

I suspect your mother. After the last intercourse with her, i felt slightly ill and never recovered afterwards.

Edited by General, 09 March 2018 - 13:28.

[Major Fuckup]

When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city to see a marching band, he said, son, when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?
And i was like, nope

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Clearly copy/pasted. Way too many commas for you. |:

Edited by PacBloke, 09 March 2018 - 16:25.

[General]

Sentence structure doesn't sound like Major but the meaning of the sentence is definitely Fuckup.

[Destiny]

[Chyros]

General, on 09 March 2018 - 13:25, said:

Chyros, on 09 March 2018 - 12:37, said:

General, on 09 March 2018 - 07:43, said:

I thought i was allergic to pollen and dust mites. It was gluten all along. Fuck you body, i love cakes, what will i eat now

I also suspect I have some kind of hidden allergy. Not a clue what it is though!

Test by immediately getting rid of gluten for just 1 day. I have seen the effects already. Can breathe again ffs.
Now i see why sometimes it was "low" and sometimes it is too bad. Because i don't have steady intake of gluteny products.

My allergy is new, it started last year (or the year before that i dont remember) I didn't have it all my life. I always have stuffed nose but it gets horrible during late winter/early spring (our late winter and early spring have huge temperature changes constantly so it is also an extra)

I suspect your mother. After the last intercourse with her, i felt slightly ill and never recovered afterwards.

You fucked a 63-year-old woman? Dayum, you really must be desperate!

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Oh no!

[General]

Chyros, on 09 March 2018 - 22:43, said:

General, on 09 March 2018 - 13:25, said:

Chyros, on 09 March 2018 - 12:37, said:

General, on 09 March 2018 - 07:43, said:

I thought i was allergic to pollen and dust mites. It was gluten all along. Fuck you body, i love cakes, what will i eat now

I also suspect I have some kind of hidden allergy. Not a clue what it is though!

Test by immediately getting rid of gluten for just 1 day. I have seen the effects already. Can breathe again ffs.
Now i see why sometimes it was "low" and sometimes it is too bad. Because i don't have steady intake of gluteny products.

My allergy is new, it started last year (or the year before that i dont remember) I didn't have it all my life. I always have stuffed nose but it gets horrible during late winter/early spring (our late winter and early spring have huge temperature changes constantly so it is also an extra)

I suspect your mother. After the last intercourse with her, i felt slightly ill and never recovered afterwards.

You fucked a 63-year-old woman? Dayum, you really must be desperate!

Indeed i was. Considering i went to another country for a girl i "fell in love with" which translates to "desiring to fuck with badly", i guess it is true.
Falling in love is the biggest bullshit ever, especially if you hear a woman tells you "i love you", that means she either cheated or about to cheat on you. Not all women are like that? Yeah i told that myself, and it happened 3 times with 3 completely different characters. Don't enjoy being with me anymore? Thats great! Just break up and go fuck with the guy, why keep what you are "feeling" for another guy as a secret? (feelings: want to fuck with)
So yeah, i rather fuck 63 year old women than wasting my time with younger cheatlings. I assume they get mature by that age and don't do such things.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Oh surre.

[Major Fuckup]

PacBloke, on 09 March 2018 - 14:51, said:

Clearly copy/pasted. Way too many commas for you. |:

But Bob, how can it be? Clearly, grammar advancing at an accelerated rate! Or maybe, just maybe, by a long shot, alcohol could be the solution to this dismemberment of the stereotype, that would be me, not being grammatically correct.

[General]

Way too many commas.

[Chyros]

bepis hicc

[TheDR]

Tired.

[Chyros]

Melting is tired.

Everything hurts.