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[Destiny]

 Chyros, on 29 May 2018 - 14:27, said:

Good evening. This is your captain. We are about to attempt a crash landing. Please extinguish all cigarettes. Place your tray tables in their upright, locked position.

Sully did a HELL of a good job landing his plane in the Hudson river.

[TheDR]

This is better than that.

[Destiny]

D;

[General]

Come closer, i want to tell you something

Spoiler

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRN!!!

[Chyros]

This is your captain. We're going down. We're all going down. Together. And I said "Uh-oh. This is gonna be some day." Standby.

[General]

Up Up Up!

Shall i push the button?

Look at my beautiful weapon!

Sweet ascension of doom!

They are too close, ram them!

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

No.

[General]

You can say no, but i will ram them anyway.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

No.


Also, PLATINUM 19 GET

[General]

Ok then, 19 will be rammed, your fault.

[Chyros]

This is the time, and this is the record of the time.

[General]

I guess the God of Abrahamic religions was: Fuck this sodomite in particular:
http://www.bbc.com/n...europe-44303247

[Destiny]

Noyet

[Chyros]

And I get tired of DJs, why is it always what he plays?!

[TheDR]

Here we go!

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Where?

[General]

Over here!

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

D:?

[Chyros]

[Destiny]

Not...bad

[General]

 Chyros, on 31 May 2018 - 08:55, said:

USofA ones are identical! Also GLA worker one. Can't do the Chinese ones properly though.

Meanwhile, i can do great impression of Haemonculus from Dawn of War

[Chyros]

I just realised that General Townes sounds really similar to Zapp Brannigan.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

YOUR MOTHER sounds like Zapp Brannigan.

[General]

 PacBloke, on 31 May 2018 - 11:49, said:

YOUR MOTHER sounds like Zapp Brannigan.

She did, when i was pounding her last night.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Oh my.