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[General]

Also:
https://www.wetteron...-20200208773712

Sturm time!

[Chyros]

General, on 09 February 2020 - 10:43, said:

Also:
https://www.wetteron...-20200208773712

Sturm time!

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[General]

Don't know him but looks like a cool dude.

https://flood-warnin...gov.uk/warnings
That's a lot of flooding general...

Edited by General, 09 February 2020 - 13:44.

[Chyros]

Damn, with all this drama surrounding W3 Reforged, it's easy to forget just how good Warcraft 3 was Oo .

[General]

Chyros, on 09 February 2020 - 15:16, said:

Damn, with all this drama surrounding W3 Reforged, it's easy to forget just how good Warcraft 3 was Oo .

Even Tetris was good for its time. But times changed!

Resident Evil 2 remake is the perfect example of how to remake a game. Blizzard should take notes.

What Blizzard did however, was scam. I have no other definiton for it.

[Chyros]

General, on 09 February 2020 - 15:26, said:

Chyros, on 09 February 2020 - 15:16, said:

Damn, with all this drama surrounding W3 Reforged, it's easy to forget just how good Warcraft 3 was Oo .

Even Tetris was good for its time. But times changed!

Resident Evil 2 remake is the perfect example of how to remake a game. Blizzard should take notes.

What Blizzard did however, was scam. I have no other definiton for it.

No no, Warcraft 3 is still really good .

[Alias]

[General]

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

F U C K

https://twitter.com/...851646270996482

[General]

Captain Clyde, on 10 February 2020 - 14:04, said:

F U C K

https://twitter.com/...851646270996482

Absolutely horrible. I hope you guys are safe over there...
#PrayforCiaraHitDumbsters

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

I'm going to rub chillies into your eyes, then sand, then bleach.

Then I'm going to use the spoon.

Do you know what I do with the spoon?

[General]

Eat pudding?

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Calm down. My mate's going to ask you a question.

Where is Jessica Hyde?

[TheDR]

Not that again

You must be the only person who liked that show.

[Chyros]

Alias, on 10 February 2020 - 10:07, said:

Always love it when they play tracks like that on a big organ .

Here's a couple of other good ones too:

[General]

God: Having fun in church!? Unacceptable!

[Chyros]

speaking of that castle theme; here is an exceptional metal cover by FamilyJules:

[TheDR]

I dislike organ covers, but I also dislike guitar covers... which one is worse? There is only one way to find out!!!

[General]

I dislike your face Organs are great, we need them.

[CJ]

General, on 09 February 2020 - 10:31, said:

4 ssd? I guess only i and CJ are poor here...

Hey now, I have 4 hdds and 4 ssd (one of which is nvme) on my machine

[General]

CJ, on 11 February 2020 - 01:12, said:

General, on 09 February 2020 - 10:31, said:

4 ssd? I guess only i and CJ are poor here...

Hey now, I have 4 hdds and 4 ssd (one of which is nvme) on my machine

I guess only i am poor here then

Can i have some shoes?

Edited by General, 11 February 2020 - 06:14.

[Chyros]

Wow, this has to be the greatest "fuck you" letter in history. From the Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Ottoman Sultan Mehmed IV:



"Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!

O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou shalt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck thy mother.

Thou Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own mother!

So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!"

[Liten]

You don't mess with the Cossacks.

[General]

Chyros, on 11 February 2020 - 10:08, said:

Wow, this has to be the greatest "fuck you" letter in history. From the Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Ottoman Sultan Mehmed IV:



"Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!

O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou shalt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck thy mother.

Thou Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own mother!

So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!"

Indeed!


The letter to Cossacks was disgusting though:

"As the Sultan; son of Muhammad; brother of the sun and moon; grandson and viceroy of God; ruler of the kingdoms of Macedonia, Babylon, Jerusalem, Upper and Lower Egypt; emperor of emperors; sovereign of sovereigns; extraordinary knight, never defeated; steadfast guardian of the tomb of Jesus Christ; trustee chosen by God Himself; the hope and comfort of Muslims; confounder and great defender of Christians - I command you, the Zaporogian Cossacks, to submit to me voluntarily and without any resistance, and to desist from troubling me with your attacks."

--Turkish Sultan Mehmed IV



Anyone who declares himself with such titles is a Supreme Asshole. So it is good that he got owned by them in return (Both literaturally and literally in battle)

[Destiny]

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