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[General]

Chyros, on 15 April 2020 - 09:23, said:

General, on 15 April 2020 - 06:45, said:

Anthrax! it does a hair bad...

that's biologists you're thinking of .

Yeah!

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Biologists does the body bad.

[Chyros]

Petty with a prior.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

We now have 69 confirmed recoveries on island. Nice.

[General]

So that's pretty much everyone in the island i guess!

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

[Chyros]

General, on 15 April 2020 - 12:58, said:

So that's pretty much everyone in the island i guess!

No, that must definitely include visitors and immigrants. No way there's 69 people on Guernsey .

[General]

Chyros, on 15 April 2020 - 14:04, said:

General, on 15 April 2020 - 12:58, said:

So that's pretty much everyone in the island i guess!

No, that must definitely include visitors and immigrants. No way there's 69 people on Guernsey .

Oh right, i heard there was Bob and "that other guy" living over there so 67 of them must be visitors. Damn Chinese tourists, swarming even such a small island...

Edited by General, 15 April 2020 - 14:30.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

But... haha funny sex number...

[General]

Captain Clyde, on 15 April 2020 - 12:29, said:

We now have 69 confirmed recoveries on island. Nice.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

That's better.

[TheDR]

My writing group is meeting up virtually now. It's all a bit dark at the moment

Spoiler

As the days get shorter,
My list of problems gets longer,
And thoughts become dreams,
And dreams become nightmares,
Our cures are then crafted,
Then wilfully forgotten.

Years of frustrations,
Vented in moments,
I live to be broken,
I stay to be fixed.

Our world is not working,
Our lives are not free.

[General]

Life is getting difficult? Join us!

[Liten]

Ow, the Edge.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

[Chyros]

Neh 'o else 'ave you been fackin'?

[TheDR]

FACKIN' DOCTORS!

[Chyros]

GOING ON ABOUT GOING ON ABOUT BOUT BOUT BOUT

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Isn't it weird how people end up looking like their toasters?

[TheDR]

Yes. Yes it is.

[General]

I don't even have a toaster

[Chyros]

General, on 16 April 2020 - 11:33, said:

I don't even have a toaster

Have one, but I've never used it. It was bought by the previous tenants, who were of course British.

[TheDR]

I just had some lovely toast!

[Chyros]

TheDR, on 16 April 2020 - 11:54, said:

I just had some lovely toast!

Tallyho, absolutely lovely!

[TheDR]

Quite quite.