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[General]

92 years? damn, he lived long enough.

Lived only 1/3 of what he did and already got bored

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Murdering. I'll go out murdering and then I'll have... beans on toast.

[General]

Beans on toast? Is that another horrid English food thing?

[TheDR]

Beans on toast is a classic. I had it the other day!

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Was it preceded by a bit of murdering?

[Liten]

That's the real reason for British Imperialism, they just wanted to find some cuisine that didn't taste awful.

[General]

Liten, on 07 July 2020 - 16:05, said:

That's the real reason for British Imperialism, they just wanted to find some cuisine that didn't taste awful.

What if some advanced alien civilization does the same to Earth? They go about, invade planets and make kebab out of intelligent life forms?

[Chyros]

General, on 07 July 2020 - 14:08, said:

Beans on toast? Is that another horrid English food thing?

They're not kidding, by the way. It's just actual baked beans on an actual piece of toast, and they will eat it unironically. It's bizarre! (I mean of course we just see it was a plate of vomit, but they actually appear to enjoy it)

[General]

This can only be explained by evolution. They evolved to like it. Maybe because it was the only food source for them at some point.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

You so craxy.

[Chyros]

General, on 08 July 2020 - 06:26, said:

This can only be explained by evolution. They evolved to like it. Maybe because it was the only food source for them at some point.

I think they evolved (or devolved) to not have any taste buds.

[General]

Chyros, on 08 July 2020 - 09:20, said:

General, on 08 July 2020 - 06:26, said:

This can only be explained by evolution. They evolved to like it. Maybe because it was the only food source for them at some point.

I think they evolved (or devolved) to not have any taste buds.

Evolved. Being picky about food reduces your chances of survival. Poor Britons, the things they must have eaten through the ages...

[Alias]

S P E C E R I J E N

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Is it an idea?

[General]

Spacejim?

[TheDR]

Spicejam?

[General]

When i used a photo of UK parliament on google images, it showed the results for green billiard tables

[Chyros]

General, on 08 July 2020 - 10:53, said:

Chyros, on 08 July 2020 - 09:20, said:

General, on 08 July 2020 - 06:26, said:

This can only be explained by evolution. They evolved to like it. Maybe because it was the only food source for them at some point.

I think they evolved (or devolved) to not have any taste buds.

Evolved. Being picky about food reduces your chances of survival. Poor Britons, the things they must have eaten through the ages...

You should just not eat anything at all, much better. I keep having to tell people to stop eating everything!

[General]

Chyros, on 09 July 2020 - 06:19, said:

General, on 08 July 2020 - 10:53, said:

Chyros, on 08 July 2020 - 09:20, said:

General, on 08 July 2020 - 06:26, said:

This can only be explained by evolution. They evolved to like it. Maybe because it was the only food source for them at some point.

I think they evolved (or devolved) to not have any taste buds.

Evolved. Being picky about food reduces your chances of survival. Poor Britons, the things they must have eaten through the ages...

You should just not eat anything at all, much better. I keep having to tell people to stop eating everything!

It is summer, i am not eating much anyways, only drinking 150 liters of cold (mostly acidic) liquid everyday

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

PROTIP: Don't drink acid.

[TheDR]

No! How dare you stop his rights!?!

Drink all the acid you want, it's your right to drink acid!

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

I would like to formally apologise for my earlier comments. It was in poor taste. It was a different time and I am now a changed man. I know that's no excuse, so I fully understand if you have lost respect for me, but I hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me.

[TheDR]

I don't believe you. You're always just one power pellet away from full rage.

[General]

Normal Bob:

Bob with power pellet:

[TheDR]

EXACTLY!