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[General]

http://radio.garden/

[Chyros]

Elcor Hamlet still cracks me up .

[General]

It will be painful to watch that

[Chyros]

With a sincerety such that skepticism would be deeply insulting: no.

[General]

Elcor should just wear a tech that will allow them to display their emotion with emoticons

I mean tech is fucking advanced enough to translate between interspecies

[CJ]

 General, on 16 February 2021 - 16:20, said:

 Liten, on 16 February 2021 - 15:47, said:

It's OK, no one knows where Guernsey is. If you get an agent that's clever enough, they can fool Amazon into thinking that it's part of the US.

Good idea. I am absolutely certain that no American knows what a Guernsey is, none of them.

Americans have a new Jersey, so they might have a new Guernsey as well.

[General]

They have their own Guernsey, with blackjack and guns.

https://gta.fandom.c...ki/New_Guernsey

Probably more people worked on making that map than actual number of people living in Guernsey

Edited by General, 17 February 2021 - 10:12.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

 Chyros, on 17 February 2021 - 08:34, said:

Elcor Hamlet still cracks me up .

I'm going to keep shilling for this book... There's some great comedy in Mass Effect Annihilation, especially with the Elcor. The main Elcor character had his name legally changed to Yorrik. Highly recommend it.

It's a self contained story, so you don't need to have read any of the other books, or even really played Andromeda. You just need to know that Arks were sent to the Andromeda galaxy.

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The Quarian [sic] ark Keelah Si'yah sails toward the Andromeda galaxy, carrying 20,000 colonists from sundry races including the drell, the elcor, and the batarians. Thirty years from their destination, a routine check reveals drell lying dead in their pods, and a deadly pathogen on board. Soon, the disease is jumping species, and it quickly becomes clear that this is no accident. It's murder, and the perpetrator is still on board.

The ship's systems rapidly degrade, and panic spreads among the colonists, for the virus yields a terrible swelling of the brain that causes madness, hallucinations, and dreadful violence. If the ship's crew can't restore their technology and find a cure, the Keelah Si'yah will never make it to the Nexus.

https://masseffect.f...a:_Annihilation

[General]

I was expecting a funny Elcor twist in that quote

[Chyros]

 Bob, on 17 February 2021 - 12:07, said:

 Chyros, on 17 February 2021 - 08:34, said:

Elcor Hamlet still cracks me up .

I'm going to keep shilling for this book... There's some great comedy in Mass Effect Annihilation, especially with the Elcor. The main Elcor character had his name legally changed to Yorrik. Highly recommend it.

It's a self contained story, so you don't need to have read any of the other books, or even really played Andromeda. You just need to know that Arks were sent to the Andromeda galaxy.

Quote

The Quarian [sic] ark Keelah Si'yah sails toward the Andromeda galaxy, carrying 20,000 colonists from sundry races including the drell, the elcor, and the batarians. Thirty years from their destination, a routine check reveals drell lying dead in their pods, and a deadly pathogen on board. Soon, the disease is jumping species, and it quickly becomes clear that this is no accident. It's murder, and the perpetrator is still on board.

The ship's systems rapidly degrade, and panic spreads among the colonists, for the virus yields a terrible swelling of the brain that causes madness, hallucinations, and dreadful violence. If the ship's crew can't restore their technology and find a cure, the Keelah Si'yah will never make it to the Nexus.

https://masseffect.f...a:_Annihilation

Interesting; do the Elcor work in written form though? I feel like the audio aspect of them really helps the comedy with them .

They were always my favourite race btw .

[General]

Mine is that dwarf jewish merchant race

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

 Chyros, on 17 February 2021 - 12:40, said:

 Bob, on 17 February 2021 - 12:07, said:

 Chyros, on 17 February 2021 - 08:34, said:

Elcor Hamlet still cracks me up .

I'm going to keep shilling for this book... There's some great comedy in Mass Effect Annihilation, especially with the Elcor. The main Elcor character had his name legally changed to Yorrik. Highly recommend it.

It's a self contained story, so you don't need to have read any of the other books, or even really played Andromeda. You just need to know that Arks were sent to the Andromeda galaxy.

Quote

The Quarian [sic] ark Keelah Si'yah sails toward the Andromeda galaxy, carrying 20,000 colonists from sundry races including the drell, the elcor, and the batarians. Thirty years from their destination, a routine check reveals drell lying dead in their pods, and a deadly pathogen on board. Soon, the disease is jumping species, and it quickly becomes clear that this is no accident. It's murder, and the perpetrator is still on board.

The ship's systems rapidly degrade, and panic spreads among the colonists, for the virus yields a terrible swelling of the brain that causes madness, hallucinations, and dreadful violence. If the ship's crew can't restore their technology and find a cure, the Keelah Si'yah will never make it to the Nexus.

https://masseffect.f...a:_Annihilation

Interesting; do the Elcor work in written form though? I feel like the audio aspect of them really helps the comedy with them .

They were always my favourite race btw .

Yeah, I think they do. You'll end up reading his lines in an Elcor voice, it's impossible not to.


I love the Elcor too, it was always a shame they never really featured in the later games.

[TheDR]

Piffile!

[General]

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Perkele!

[Chyros]

 General, on 18 February 2021 - 05:05, said:

New COVID-19 Strain Pops Up in Finland, May Be Difficult to Detect, Study Says - Sputnik International (sputniknews.com)

Perkele!

Muodonmuutosmestari!

[General]

You can't just combine words without space and hope it makes sense

[TheDR]

Youcan'tjustcombinewordswithoutspaceandhopeitmakessense

[CJ]

Wen Generals evolution 2.0?

https://www.moddb.co...erals-evolution

[TheDR]

The screenshots actually look pretty good

[General]

Do it faster! I need to play it before a mutated version of a damn virus kills us all

[TheDR]

Yeah?

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

WEN GENERALS EVOLUTION 0.95!?

[General]

After Covid0.95.

[Chyros]

 General, on 18 February 2021 - 08:54, said:

You can't just combine words without space speak Finnish and hope it makes sense

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[General]

 Chyros, on 18 February 2021 - 12:08, said:

 General, on 18 February 2021 - 08:54, said:

You can't just combine words without space speak Finnish and hope it makes sense

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