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[TheDR]

[CJ]

didn't want to brush my teeth anyway

[General]

Ah, it is a good sign, spiders eat nastier, disgusting looking bugs. But keep your damn stuff in a cabinet or something

Also, got better! I guess i will die from something else

[Chyros]

That doesn't look too big.... but the location is rather disturbing .

There is an enormous cellar spider in my hallway down below. I keep it alive though, as it doesn't bother me there, and it snacks on flying nuisances, and judging by its size, it's quite successful at it. Besides, cellar spiders aren't too bad.

The worst spiders in Europe have to be the really big ones with the thick legs though. Those shan't be suffered to live. Thankfully cellar spiders hunt them.

[TheDR]

Chyros, on 22 June 2021 - 07:16, said:

That doesn't look too big.... but the location is rather disturbing .

There is an enormous cellar spider in my hallway down below. I keep it alive though, as it doesn't bother me there, and it snacks on flying nuisances, and judging by its size, it's quite successful at it. Besides, cellar spiders aren't too bad.

We call them 'daddy long-legs', which is a much sillier name

[Chyros]

TheDR, on 22 June 2021 - 07:44, said:

Chyros, on 22 June 2021 - 07:16, said:

That doesn't look too big.... but the location is rather disturbing .

There is an enormous cellar spider in my hallway down below. I keep it alive though, as it doesn't bother me there, and it snacks on flying nuisances, and judging by its size, it's quite successful at it. Besides, cellar spiders aren't too bad.

We call them 'daddy long-legs', which is a much sillier name

It's mainly a silly name because it refers to three completely different animals .

[General]

Omg daddy, so big!

[TheDR]

Daddy's long legs?

[General]

Yes, legs

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

[Chyros]

General, on 22 June 2021 - 09:02, said:

Yes, legs

You like legs?

[CJ]

Spiders are actually chill, but not knowing which ones are venomous sucks.

[Chyros]

The big problem with spiders is that they have maxed out the creepiness factor. I don't think I could come up with a more creepy-looking creature than a spider.

[General]

Chyros, on 22 June 2021 - 09:28, said:

General, on 22 June 2021 - 09:02, said:

Yes, legs

You like legs?

No, 3rd leg is a term used in Turkish for penis

Chyros, on 22 June 2021 - 10:12, said:

The big problem with spiders is that they have maxed out the creepiness factor. I don't think I could come up with a more creepy-looking creature than a spider.

Scorpions, fucking things also venomous too.

[Alias]

Chyros, on 22 June 2021 - 10:12, said:

The big problem with spiders is that they have maxed out the creepiness factor. I don't think I could come up with a more creepy-looking creature than a spider.

I dunno, most of the insects that spiders eat I'd rate higher on the creep factor than them.

[General]

I am sure there is big enough spider to eat centipedes in Straya. Centipedes sucks, i mean which other animal has a thousand legs?

[Chyros]

General, on 22 June 2021 - 10:16, said:

Chyros, on 22 June 2021 - 09:28, said:

General, on 22 June 2021 - 09:02, said:

Yes, legs

You like legs?

No, 3rd leg is a term used in Turkish for penis

Chyros, on 22 June 2021 - 10:12, said:

The big problem with spiders is that they have maxed out the creepiness factor. I don't think I could come up with a more creepy-looking creature than a spider.

Scorpions, fucking things also venomous too.

Scorpions aren't creepy. They're fucking scary. And yet also badass at the same time.

General, on 22 June 2021 - 11:09, said:

I am sure there is big enough spider to eat centipedes in Straya. Centipedes sucks, i mean which other animal has a thousand legs?

Centipedes are probably the runners-up. Honestly though, come up with something creepier than a spider. I genuinely can't think of anything.

[General]

Yeah so creepy!

[Chyros]

General, on 22 June 2021 - 12:32, said:

Yeah so creepy!

Jumping spiders look cutesy from up close, but they are SPIDERS that JUMP. Think about that for a second .

[General]

What is it going to do? Wrap me around its webs and devour me?

[Chyros]

General, on 22 June 2021 - 13:01, said:

What is it going to do? Wrap me around its webs and devour me?

It's going to jump you and crawl all over you and be super creepy and shit!

[General]

Oh wait, it can get into my anus and spread there

[TheDR]

Oh dear.

[General]

Ah, what a sucky morning as usual

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

D:?