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[Chyros]

General, on 07 January 2022 - 09:40, said:

TheDR, on 07 January 2022 - 09:30, said:

Are you not getting enough sex at the moment?

a few more years and i will measure the last time i had sex with "decade" instead of years

Chyros, on 07 January 2022 - 09:35, said:

TheDR, on 07 January 2022 - 07:44, said:

Chyros, on 07 January 2022 - 07:26, said:

General, on 06 January 2022 - 19:51, said:

If you are having sleep issues, call Morpheus.

I thought all he does is wake you up .

Well, he's got the really great blue pill as well.

That's the one he says wakes you up though!

He says you will wake up in your bed, likely after a really nice sleep session.

OBJECTION!

That's just conjucture, your honour!

[TheDR]

General, on 07 January 2022 - 09:40, said:

TheDR, on 07 January 2022 - 09:30, said:

Are you not getting enough sex at the moment?

a few more years and i will measure the last time i had sex with "decade" instead of years

Well get out there and get some dick or non-dick alternative!!!

General, on 07 January 2022 - 09:40, said:

Chyros, on 07 January 2022 - 09:35, said:

TheDR, on 07 January 2022 - 07:44, said:

Chyros, on 07 January 2022 - 07:26, said:

General, on 06 January 2022 - 19:51, said:

If you are having sleep issues, call Morpheus.

I thought all he does is wake you up .

Well, he's got the really great blue pill as well.

That's the one he says wakes you up though!

He says you will wake up in your bed, likely after a really nice sleep session.

Yes exactly, like resting in an RPG.

Spoiler

[Major Fuckup]

Chyros, on 05 January 2022 - 17:12, said:

Polish is possibly the only Western language that looks even less like a language than Finnish.

Until you see what "fluffy hugs" is in Russian

[General]

TheDR, on 07 January 2022 - 09:45, said:

Well get out there and get some dick or non-dick alternative!!!

I was always awkward, now that i am alone close to a decade, it made me even awkwarderer. So my only chance is with someone as awkward as i am, which is as low as winning a lottery.

[Chyros]

Major Fuckup, on 07 January 2022 - 10:10, said:

Chyros, on 05 January 2022 - 17:12, said:

Polish is possibly the only Western language that looks even less like a language than Finnish.

Until you see what "fluffy hugs" is in Russian

пушистые объятия?

[TheDR]

General, on 07 January 2022 - 10:44, said:

TheDR, on 07 January 2022 - 09:45, said:

Well get out there and get some dick or non-dick alternative!!!

I was always awkward, now that i am alone close to a decade, it made me even awkwarderer. So my only chance is with someone as awkward as i am, which is as low as winning a lottery.

D&D perhaps? Those people can be wild and you're already roleplaying!

[General]

D&D?


Finding a D&D loving person in here (at around my age) would be much harder than finding a jihadi which is eager to blow up somewhere or behead someone together.

2 types of people here: Those who worship Erdogan, and those who worship Ataturk. And i like neither of them.

[Chyros]

There's more weird people out there than you think.

[Chyros]

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Waning? Waning up ahead? Moon's getting smaller? Normally I wouldn't comment on a typo, but man, that's a big, blinkin' red typo

YOU DON'T SAY

[TheDR]

Chyros, on 07 January 2022 - 14:11, said:

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Waning? Waning up ahead? Moon's getting smaller? Normally I wouldn't comment on a typo, but man, that's a big, blinkin' red typo

YOU DON'T SAY

I love that so many people think it's a typo. Considering the context as well. It's literally a stupid warning about swearing.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

[General]

[TheDR]

*waning. Sorry.

[Chyros]

Gonna get jabbed again in a bit! Hmmm, tasty microbes, gib.

[TheDR]

DON'T GET THE CYBERWARE ONE.

[General]

Ask for the chipped ones!

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Moderna one sucks. It's not even a team from WipEout, so what's even the point!?

[TheDR]

Bob, on 07 January 2022 - 15:23, said:

Moderna one sucks. It's not even a team from WipEout, so what's even the point!?

That's how you should judge every aspect of life.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Obviously.

[General]

Indeedmansbob.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Stop that.

[General]

Okmansbob.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

[General]

Fucking Dutch animal. Last boss for asians

[Chyros]

General, on 07 January 2022 - 19:18, said:

Fucking Dutch animal. Last boss for asians

We can't help it, it's you that are all too tiny!