Thomas, if you are reading this, you are in coma for 10 years!
We are trying a new technique. We don't know where this message will end up in your dream, but we are hoping we got through.
PLEASE WAKE UP, we love you.
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Posted 30 March 2022 - 20:03
Thomas, you've been in a simulation for the last 10 years. We believe someone has infiltrated the system and is trying to make you 'wake up'
For the success of the mission and the people of earth, it is vitally important you don't wake up.
For the success of the mission and the people of earth, it is vitally important you don't wake up.
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Posted 30 March 2022 - 21:15
What time is it in Japan?
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Posted 30 March 2022 - 21:45
Tom, the simulation is a simulation and you have been simulated to believe that.
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Posted 30 March 2022 - 21:47
I hope you're a simulation, Tom, okay?
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Posted 30 March 2022 - 21:48
Simulation Tom is a band name, not a state of existence.
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Posted 30 March 2022 - 22:04
I hope your band, Simulation Tom, is okay!
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Posted 31 March 2022 - 03:58
Tom is a simulation, okay? Stop asking 
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Posted 31 March 2022 - 06:26
If i see one more Hero Wars advertising, i swear i am not gonna do anything
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Posted 31 March 2022 - 07:03
Halo Wars?
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Posted 31 March 2022 - 07:08
General, on 31 March 2022 - 06:26, said:
If i see one more Hero Wars advertising, i swear i am not gonna do anything
It's only because you don't know how to play video games. For you see, you're supposed to select the enemy with the smaller number.
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Posted 31 March 2022 - 07:09
It shows weird puzzles for me which there is no way to win
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Posted 31 March 2022 - 08:27
You guys are crazy 
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I'm still alive motherfuckers!
. I'm still alive motherfuckers!
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The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
—The Book of Cataclysm
The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
—The Book of Cataclysm
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Posted 31 March 2022 - 08:53
It is time for you to learn the truth...
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Posted 31 March 2022 - 13:19
Chyros, on 31 March 2022 - 08:27, said:
You guys are crazy .
I'm still alive motherfuckers!
. I'm still alive motherfuckers!
Success! Get well soon.
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Posted 31 March 2022 - 13:56
Tomorrow will be a real joke for Europe .png)
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Posted 31 March 2022 - 16:34
Your face is a real joke.
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Posted 31 March 2022 - 16:41
Oh yeah? You wouldn't use that mask if your face was good looking now is it!
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Posted 31 March 2022 - 17:33
The news is really starting to sound like the plot of Generals 2.
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Posted 31 March 2022 - 17:38
Well, EA should have made the sequel. Putin obviously is a fan of the original.
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Posted 31 March 2022 - 17:45
Are you suggesting we just need to send a couple of rangers to capture the oil derrick?
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Posted 31 March 2022 - 17:50
Bob, on 31 March 2022 - 17:45, said:
Are you suggesting we just need to send a couple of rangers to capture the oil derrick?
No, don't be ridiculous.
We need to bring Colonel Burton out of retirement.
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