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[TheDR]

noice fade bro

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

I just love the last one where they've done their standard blur-the-edges technique to make it look like it's part of the underlying image(?), but then added a border around the blurred image.

[Chyros]

I think even I could come up with better images than that .

[General]

Bob, on 21 April 2022 - 10:36, said:

I just love the last one where they've done their standard blur-the-edges technique to make it look like it's part of the underlying image(?), but then added a border around the blurred image.

I think after spending countless hours on that picture, they have decided adding border would make sure those images are not part of the background image. Viewers might not tell apart those passports and walking people from the background.

Jesus christ, they tilt the fucking image too, probably thinking "oh yeah, it is better this way"

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

General, on 21 April 2022 - 11:37, said:

Jesus christ, they tilt the fucking image too, probably thinking "oh yeah, it is better this way"

Exactly! You can see they are putting some form of effort in.

It like this one too, where someone has at least gone to the effort of finding a transparent PNG of a runway, if not cut it out themselves, but it's got jagged edges, and the sides are cut off at the bottom.

https://gsy.bailiwic...sion-arguments/

[TheDR]

Bob, on 21 April 2022 - 11:57, said:

General, on 21 April 2022 - 11:37, said:

Jesus christ, they tilt the fucking image too, probably thinking "oh yeah, it is better this way"

Exactly! You can see they are putting some form of effort in.

It like this one too, where someone has at least gone to the effort of finding a transparent PNG of a runway, if not cut it out themselves, but it's got jagged edges, and the sides are cut off at the bottom.

https://gsy.bailiwic...sion-arguments/

Wow, that is horrid.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

This one was an April fools joke, but you just know someone was really pleased with themselves when they blurred the edges on the picture of the tunnel.

"It really looks like the tunnels are on the beach!!"

https://gsy.bailiwic...ground-highway/

[General]

I wonder if they use the exact same percentage for transparency...

-What the fuck you just did!?
-ee Wha?
-You set the transperency wrong!
-*checks it* oh yeah, my bad, it is % 81 instead of %82
- Everything is ruined. RUINED! Take your stuff and GET OUT! NOW!

Edited by General, 21 April 2022 - 12:40.

[TheDR]

Another one for the portfolio!

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

I feel like there's a senior designer there who is capable of using the circle tool too.

https://gsy.bailiwic...search-project/

[TheDR]

This is the result of a job advert consisting of...

Job roles you will be required to undertake:

Writing
Copy-editing
Journalism
Photo editing (Photoshop, Bridge, Illustrator, InDesign)
Video editing
Social media liaison
Analytics
Google AdWords
Html
WordPress
CMS administration
Photography
Animation
Project lead
Videography
Reprographics

You may also be required to do additional tasks, such as answering the phone, moving stock, greeting customers and making coffee.

?16,000 - ?16,500
Depending on experience.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

[TheDR]

It's not even that far off from what I've seen D:

[General]

Bob, on 21 April 2022 - 12:58, said:

I feel like there's a senior designer there who is capable of using the circle tool too.

https://gsy.bailiwic...search-project/

Whoa! I am in graphic design business for a decade and even i can't do that. Truly a master of the craft.

TheDR, on 21 April 2022 - 14:08, said:

This is the result of a job advert consisting of...

Job roles you will be required to undertake:

Writing
Copy-editing
Journalism
Photo editing (Photoshop, Bridge, Illustrator, InDesign)
Video editing
Social media liaison
Analytics
Google AdWords
Html
WordPress
CMS administration
Photography
Animation
Project lead
Videography
Reprographics

You may also be required to do additional tasks, such as answering the phone, moving stock, greeting customers and making coffee.

?16,000 - ?16,500
Depending on experience.

You forgot to add a critical requirement:
You are also going to suck my dick whenever i feel like it.

[TheDR]

One sided dick sucking is ruining the industry.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

How do you suck only one side?

[General]

Indeed, bosses should blow their staff too.

Bob, on 21 April 2022 - 14:40, said:

How do you suck only one side?

Like a leech does?

Edited by General, 21 April 2022 - 14:43.

[TheDR]

Bob, on 21 April 2022 - 14:40, said:

How do you suck only one side?

[General]

Sorry sir, i can't suck there.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

I'll suck you in a minute.

[General]

You would?

[TheDR]

For this price, this game is well worth it!

[General]

Nah, just gonna play the games i already played for 1000 hours.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

No thanks.

[TheDR]

:(