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[Destiny]

[TheDR]

I am today.

[Destiny]

my potatoes weren't fully cooked shiiiiiiiiiiite

[General]

I'll cook your potatoes in a minute

[Destiny]

please boil it for me

[TheDR]

Please boil me senpai.

[Destiny]

No, Doc-sensei. We will not boil you!

[General]

Talk for yourself, i'll boil him in a minute

[TheDR]

Destiny, on 19 September 2022 - 19:02, said:

No, Doc-sensei. We will not boil you!

Edited by TheDR, 19 September 2022 - 20:07.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

I'll boil your face in a minute.

[General]

[Destiny]

Get Guernsey'd!

[TheDR]

The classic channel island assault; a little bit of face boiling.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

All the cool kids are doing it.

[General]

I'll do you in a minute

[TheDR]

All these things happening in minutes. Can't we have more time to reflect these days?

[General]

I'll reflect your face in a day

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

TheDR, on 20 September 2022 - 08:18, said:

All these things happening in minutes. Can't we have more time to reflect these days?

I think collectively the British media has already done enough reflecting over the last week for the rest of our lifetimes.

[General]

That is what former Her Majesty (currently Her Corpse) would have wanted.

[TheDR]

Bob, on 20 September 2022 - 08:43, said:

TheDR, on 20 September 2022 - 08:18, said:

All these things happening in minutes. Can't we have more time to reflect these days?

I think collectively the British media has already done enough reflecting over the last week for the rest of our lifetimes.

What's that quote about the bloke who kept staring into the river? That's the British media.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't teach him to fish?

[TheDR]

Horses be stupid.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Teach a man to horse and he can fish for the day. Lead a man to fish and he can fish a horse to give?

[General]

Chronic infection in lungs, wer pain!?

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

That sounds inadvisable.