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[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Neat. From what I understand, the Sega Saturn is a pretty good port.

The first game is hard as shit though.

[Destiny]

wats

[General]

They always cum back!

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

I am not taking the bait.

[General]

YOUR FACE is a bait!

[TheDR]

Dave needs sustenance.

[General]

I will give you sentence in a minute

Edited by General, 04 January 2024 - 08:38.

[Chyros]

HMERICUH

[TheDR]

Oh dear.

The only way to stop this from happening in the future is to give judges guns.

[General]

Don't be ridiculous. Judge can't act in time. We need automated sentry guns.

[TheDR]

Or we could hire firearm experts and give them some quick training in judgery.

[Chyros]

No, you don't need training or experts. Just more guns, for everyone. Makes everything much safer.

[TheDR]

The best bit about guns is the potential to do massive damage with little thought.

[General]

Children needs easier access to guns.

[Chyros]

Yes, obviously, otherwise how could they possibly defend themselves from all the people with guns?

[TheDR]

Guns need access to guns just incase someone tries to take their guns away.

[Chyros]

You're right! We need guns that shoot guns to kill guns!

[General]

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

https://www.bbc.co.u...ernsey-67881893

[Chyros]

General, on 04 January 2024 - 14:48, said:

Remember, taking your pistol out of your primary gun is always faster than reloading!

[General]

Slightly Wonky Robob, on 04 January 2024 - 15:29, said:

https://www.bbc.co.u...ernsey-67881893

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

I'm going to have to cancel the trampoline competition at this rate.

[General]

Your island grew so large general, perfect target for my trampoline storm

[Chyros]

What is the Guernsey fascination with trampolines anyway? It's not like real people use them anyway >.> .

[TheDR]

Slightly Wonky Robob, on 04 January 2024 - 15:29, said:

https://www.bbc.co.u...ernsey-67881893

Why do you care so much about the Weather on Guernsey anyway?