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[Slightly Wonky Robob]

The balls are inert.

[Chyros]

Not sure I'd call them inert to be honest .

[TheDR]

Of steal?

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

I dunno. Have you, like, checked or whatever?

[General]

It doesn't make a bit of difference.

[TheDR]

Tired like a fox!

[Chyros]

Are foxes ever tired though?

[General]

Are foxes ever though?

[Chyros]

Are foxes?

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

I never seen one, so I don't think they are.

[Chyros]

I thought foxes were absolutely everywhere in the UK and were considered pests?

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

We have no cool animals over here.

Need I remind you of the Squirrel Incident a few weeks back?

Edited by Slightly Wonky Robob, Today, 09:29.

[General]

I hope you didn't mess with the squirrels Bob..

[Chyros]

YOU MESSED WITH SQUIRRELS, BOB!

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

As far as I know the squirrel is still at large. It could be arming itself as we speak.

[General]

YOU ARE FUCKED. WE ARE ALL FUCKED!

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Oh FUCK I forgot there was a gecko as well.

https://www.bailiwic...os-in-guernsey/

It's a full on invasion.

[General]

I just hope you did not mess with the damn geckos too...

[Chyros]

So bizarre. I mean even here we have squirrels, and we wiped out almost all of our wildlife.

Guernsey must be one impressively dead ball of rock .

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

We have lots of animals, such as

*checks notes*

... hedgehogs?

[Chyros]

Ooh, I saw a baby hedgehog crossing the street a few weeks back, it was super cute <3 .

[General]

I actually held one when i was in the army in a rural area. Saw snakes, eagle, rabbit, wolf, fox, woodpecker, owl in the wild too

[TheDR]

General, on 18 March 2025 - 10:57, said:

I actually held one when i was in the army in a rural area. Saw snakes, eagle, rabbit, wolf, fox, woodpecker, owl in the wild too

Cool!

I've seen many of them, but I've never seen a wolf or snake in the wild in the UK (I saw a massive snake in Australia, but then it's Australia).

In Exeter we get a lot of wading birds such as herons, cormorants and egret. The herons don't give a shit and you can get pretty close to them. I did see a wild otter once in the evening swimming in the wake of the weir

Obviously lots of cats too

Chyros, on 18 March 2025 - 09:28, said:

I thought foxes were absolutely everywhere in the UK and were considered pests?

I think that's just London where they are seen as pests. Most other places they are just seen as a curiosity (unless you are a posh twat).

[General]

TheDR, on 18 March 2025 - 11:19, said:

I've seen many of them, but I've never seen a wolf or snake in the wild in the UK

I'd shit my pants if i wasn't in the watch tower when i saw the wolf

[TheDR]

General, on 18 March 2025 - 11:41, said:

TheDR, on 18 March 2025 - 11:19, said:

I've seen many of them, but I've never seen a wolf or snake in the wild in the UK

I'd shit my pants if i wasn't in the watch tower when i saw the wolf

Well, wolf is fine. Wolves on the other hand