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[TheDR]

Do they need to see a GP?

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Giant Panda?

Not sure how that would help.

[General]

General's Penis could help

[TheDR]

No, that's how they got sick

[General]

I don't think so.

[TheDR]

It's basically a plutonium rod at this point.

[General]

Show me your plutonium rod

[TheDR]

No, mine is inert.

[General]

I thought balls were inert, not the rod

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Pee is stored in the balls.

[TheDR]

Oh gees, we don't need a basic ballology lesson over here

[General]

I ain't got time for no balloonology studies

[Chyros]

OK so I tried the Dawn of War remaster, must say that I understand now what I didn't like about the look about it back in the day. It's very cartoony and not grim or dark at all - I think it would've looked way better if it looked like Dust Front.

That said, it's fun . And 40k lore is a lot better than I thought it would be.

[General]

Chyros, on 21 August 2025 - 16:28, said:

OK so I tried the Dawn of War remaster, must say that I understand now what I didn't like about the look about it back in the day. It's very cartoony and not grim or dark at all - I think it would've looked way better if it looked like Dust Front.

That said, it's fun . And 40k lore is a lot better than I thought it would be.

Dark Eldar stronghold is dark and grim, attack those mofos to experience it a bit
I refunded it. It is same, no changes in it that worth paying for, modders could do it better.

For dark and grim setting (but still watered down to be fun), you should try Darktide, really captures the 40k aesthetics.

I wish they made a survival horror 40k (a space marine prisoner trying to escape Dark Eldar, or controlling a human whose world invaded by Dark Eldar)

Edited by General, 21 August 2025 - 16:41.

[TheDR]

DoW 1 did come from a different age of video games where everything looked a bit shit.

And 40k grim dark is more the content and story, because the models it's based on can be painted as anything.

[General]

This is the worst heresy since the Horus' betrayal.

Edited by General, 21 August 2025 - 17:12.

[Chyros]

General, on 21 August 2025 - 16:35, said:

Chyros, on 21 August 2025 - 16:28, said:

OK so I tried the Dawn of War remaster, must say that I understand now what I didn't like about the look about it back in the day. It's very cartoony and not grim or dark at all - I think it would've looked way better if it looked like Dust Front.

That said, it's fun . And 40k lore is a lot better than I thought it would be.

Dark Eldar stronghold is dark and grim, attack those mofos to experience it a bit
I refunded it. It is same, no changes in it that worth paying for, modders could do it better.

For dark and grim setting (but still watered down to be fun), you should try Darktide, really captures the 40k aesthetics.

I wish they made a survival horror 40k (a space marine prisoner trying to escape Dark Eldar, or controlling a human whose world invaded by Dark Eldar)

Darktide is not on the pirate bay but I've put it on my wishlist .

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

WEN NO TOOTH PAIN 0.95!?

[TheDR]

Have you considered complete tooth removal for the cinco food tube?

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Perhaps.

[TheDR]

[Destiny]

im a doctor not a commando

[Chyros]

Slightly Wonky Robob, on 21 August 2025 - 19:31, said:

WEN NO TOOTH PAIN 0.95!?

What's causing the pain? Cavities, sensitive teeth....?

[TheDR]

He had the operation he's been talking about for a while. He's finally removing all his teeth to go full Pacman.

[General]

Never go full Pacman.