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[Chyros]

General, on 07 December 2023 - 05:03, said:

TheDR, on 06 December 2023 - 23:48, said:

Ahhhh! I'm not allowed to sleep, I must work all hours of the day.

That's not a heretic.

This is a heretic.

[General]

YOUR MOM is a heretic!

[Chyros]

And glories in being so .

[Alias]

Pray to the altar of kerberds

[Chyros]

Alias, on 07 December 2023 - 10:13, said:

Pray to the altar of kerberds

KERBERDS

also mfs hurry and and send me the eoy keeb already ffs

[General]

Alloy kebab?

[Chyros]

kebab keeb, gimme

[Destiny]

kebabs are so expensiveeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Alias]

Could murder a kebab right about now

[General]

Destiny, on 07 December 2023 - 11:57, said:

kebabs are so expensiveeeeeeeeeeeeee

I live in Kebabistan but it is also expensive for me

[Chyros]

What is the speed of darkness?

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Yep, sure is.

[Alias]

General, on 07 December 2023 - 12:35, said:

Destiny, on 07 December 2023 - 11:57, said:

kebabs are so expensiveeeeeeeeeeeeee

I live in Kebabistan but it is also expensive for me

How much in kebablira?

[General]

Alias, on 07 December 2023 - 14:46, said:

General, on 07 December 2023 - 12:35, said:

Destiny, on 07 December 2023 - 11:57, said:

kebabs are so expensiveeeeeeeeeeeeee

I live in Kebabistan but it is also expensive for me

How much in kebablira?

200 kebablira (cheap ones) Minimum wage here is 11.400 kebablira. You can get 57 kebab with your monthly kebablira earnings. Thanks Erdogan.

[Alias]

General, on 07 December 2023 - 15:17, said:

Alias, on 07 December 2023 - 14:46, said:

General, on 07 December 2023 - 12:35, said:

Destiny, on 07 December 2023 - 11:57, said:

kebabs are so expensiveeeeeeeeeeeeee

I live in Kebabistan but it is also expensive for me

How much in kebablira?

200 kebablira (cheap ones) Minimum wage here is 11.400 kebablira. You can get 57 kebab with your monthly kebablira earnings. Thanks Erdogan.

Damn, dodgy kebab here is 12-15 AUD (which is like 250 lira?) and minimum wage here is around $22 an hour (~$3500 AUD a month).

Is fresh food as expensive?

[General]

Yes, not as much but still quite expensive. 1kg minced meat is 300 kebablira.

[Chyros]

A kebab here is €5-10, minimum wage €1.9k a month after taxes. So just under 200-400 kebabs per month.

[General]

WEN KEBAB NIGHT 0.95!?

[TheDR]

No meat for me please

[General]

Wer sufficient protein?

[TheDR]

Beans and shit.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

PROTIP: Don't eat shit.

[General]

A wise suggestion.

[Chyros]

General, on 07 December 2023 - 17:02, said:

WEN KEBAB NIGHT 0.95!?

Should probably specify that after rent, energy, bills etc. you won't have much kebab meat left .

[TheDR]

Play is going well! Only a few lines left in the final scene.