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BillyChaka, on 8 Apr 2008, 7:26, said:
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abourror, on 18 Sep 2006, 12:26, said:
The Grue, on 18 Sep 2006, 08:58, said:
BillyChaka, on 18 Sep 2006, 19:44, said:
abourror, on 18 Sep 2006, 05:21, said:
BillyChaka, on 18 Sep 2006, 07:08, said:
The Grue, on 18 Sep 2006, 04:59, said:
BillyChaka, on 18 Sep 2006, 18:49, said:
abourror, on 18 Sep 2006, 04:42, said:
BillyChaka, on 18 Sep 2006, 06:20, said:
abourror, on 18 Sep 2006, 04:16, said:
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Cycerin, on 18 Sep 2006, 15:16, said:
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Keep Quoting Quoting Quoting
( only if the post count could be increased in here 
It's actually pretty easy to read this topic surprisingly. The bottom post always contains all the others.
Wow. This thread is already taking a while to load.
Oh rly
YA RLY
No wai!!!
um its "TOPIC REVIVAL TIME "
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I'm anything but cute.
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BAM!
BAN!
You spelled it wrong. It's "BAM".
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You fools have ruined everything. Goddamn it. You're supposed to quote until it's broken. I have no idea what TPATPAM was thinking. ARG!
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You fools have ruined everything. Goddamn it. You're supposed to quote until it's broken. I have no idea what TPATPAM was thinking. ARG!
Saved it!
Yes. Yes you do.
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This is madness.
THIS IS NOT SPARTA.
EDIT: bah, I failed
THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
SPARTA? THIS IS EAAAA!!!!!
Epic quotes FTW?
TONIGHT, WE QUOTE IN HELL!!!!!!
I love the smeel of quote in the morning!
Yes but the smell comes in many different scents
When will this thing break?
Soon, probably.
Hmm, intresting
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lololololol omg so biig omg lol
Roflcopter.
LOL ban alias
SEX!
Now that I have your undivided attention, I would like to say one thing. OMGWTBBQLOLROFLMAO!
o rlly?
You're supposed to quote TPAM to breake the system, not find some unknown posts from an unknow topic.
This is getting rather obscene. DO IT MOAR.
MOAR
Alias, Indeed, He 5uck5
y hallo thar
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
THATS INSANE!!!
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Spam??!?!?!?!
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lol hi guise wut goin on in here lol
Shit.
WE'RE DOING THE WAVE! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ALMOST THERE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>NOT EVEN CLOSE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GET DOWN>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>YOU ARE TERMINATED>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>YOU ARE ONE UGLY MOTHA FU****!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=o>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>o=>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=D>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GET TO THE CHOPPA!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I LIED WE GOT A SHIT LOAD MORE TO GO!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>[][][][][][][][]>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.IM GONNA REQUEST MORE SPACE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>SARAH CONNOR?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>YES?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>*BOOM*>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird.>>>>>>>>>>>>B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word>>>>>>>>>>A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>A-well-a don't you know about the bird?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!>>>>>>>>>>>>>A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>A-well-a...>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>YAY! ARENT YOU GLAD? IT'S FINALLY OVER!
In a prior letter, I identified a set of ideological premises as superordinate constructions that maintain the rhetorical context in which Miss Mother Nature is able to feed us a diet of robbery, murder, violence, and all other manner of trials and tribulations. I will now elaborate on three of her most unstable premises:
1. She defends the real needs of the working class.
2. Honor counts for nothing.
3. There is something intellectually provocative in the tired rehashing of antisocial stereotypes.
You see, I, hardheaded cynic that I am, truly believe that she frequently sprinkles her speech with the guttural argot of testy cads. And because of that belief, I'm going to throw politeness and inoffensiveness to the winds. In this letter, I'm going to be as rude and crude as I know how, to reinforce the point that she says she's going to convince quasi-gloomy good-for-nothings that there is absolutely nothing they can do to better their lot in life besides joining her in the immediate years ahead. Is she out of her obdurate mind? The answer is fairly obvious when you consider that my cause is to expose some of her frowzy deeds. I call upon men and women from all walks of life to support my cause with their life-affirming eloquence and indomitable spirit of human decency and moral righteousness. Only then will the whole world realize that Mother Nature has convinced a lot of people that her theories won't be used for political retribution. One must pause in admiration at this triumph of media manipulation.
Everything I've said so far is by way of introduction to the key point I want to make in this letter. My key point is that you may be worried that Mother Nature will destroy the values, methods, and goals of traditional humanistic study in a lustrum or two. If so, then I share your misgivings. But let's not worry about that now. Instead, let's discuss my observation that Mother Nature's apologists' thinking is fenced in by many constraints. Their minds are not free because they dare not be.
If Mother Nature can't cite the basis for her claim that her way of life is correct and everyone else's isn't then she should just shut up about it. Each rung on the ladder of corporatism is a crisis of some kind. Each crisis supplies an excuse for Mother Nature to make me the target of a constant, consistent, systematic, sustained campaign of attacks. That is the standard process by which squalid pikers marginalize dissident voices.
Mother Nature's flunkies have been running around recently trying to use paid informants and provocateurs to disarm us morally, make us rootless and defenseless, and then destroy us. Meanwhile, Mother Nature has been preparing to silence anyone whom she considers jaundiced. The whole episode smacks of a carefully orchestrated operation. If you ask me, Mother Nature must sense her own irremediable inferiority. That's why she is so desperate to make it virtually impossible to fire incompetent workers; it's the only way for her to distinguish herself from the herd. It would be a lot nicer, however, if Mother Nature also realized that her precepts are as predictable as sunrise. Whenever I purge the darkness from her heart, Mother Nature's invariant response is to spit in the face of propriety.
I'm at loggerheads with Mother Nature on at least one important issue. Namely, she argues that she could do a gentler and fairer job of running the world than anyone else. I take the opposite position, that Mother Nature must have some sort of problem with reading comprehension. That's the only explanation I can come up with as to why Mother Nature accuses me of admitting that those who disagree with her should be cast into the outer darkness, should be shunned, should starve. What I actually said is that in Mother Nature's quest to glorify sententious loons she has left no destructive scheme unutilized. What Mother Nature apparently fails to realize is that she has no discernible talents. The only things Mother Nature has really mastered are biological functions. Well, I suppose she's also good at convincing people that the world's salvation comes from whims, irrationality, and delusions, but my point is that if I didn't think Mother Nature would jump on everything that is written, said, or even implied and label it as either fork-tongued or mutinous, I wouldn't say that she hates it when you say that a certain curtailment of the right to political opposition is an unavoidable concomitant of her drugged-out initiatives. She really hates it when you say that. Try saying it to her sometime if you have a thick skin and don't mind having her shriek insults at you.
On the other hand, our battle with Mother Nature is a battle between spiritualism and misoneism, between tradition and subversion, between the defenders of Western civilization and its enemies. With the battle lines drawn as such, it is abundantly clear that over time, Mother Nature's activities have progressed from being merely lousy to being superlousy, hyperlousy, and recently ultralousy. In fact, I'd say that now they're even megalousy. She is trying to brainwash us. She wants us to believe that it's inerudite to answer the treacherous bohemians who grasp at straws, trying to find increasingly avaricious ways to restructure the social, political, and economic relationships that exist throughout our entire society; that's boring; that's not cool. You know what I think of that, don't you? I think that I recently informed Mother Nature that her helots unleash an unparalleled wave of cynicism. Mother Nature said she'd "look further into the matter." Well, not too much further. After all, I don't believe that we should derive moral guidance from her glitzy, multi-culti, hip-hop, consumption-oriented personal attacks. So when Mother Nature says that that's what I believe, I see how little she understands my position.
To those readers who believe that people don't mind having their communities turned into war zones, you have not been paying attention. Never have I seen such a gross error in judgment as Mother Nature's decision to champion censorship in the name of free speech, intolerance in the name of tolerance, and oppression in the name of freedom. If I didn't sincerely believe that education is already suffering as a direct result of Mother Nature's flimflams, then I wouldn't be writing this letter. If you've read any of the phlegmatic slop that Mother Nature has concocted, you'll undoubtedly recall Mother Nature's description of her plan to flout all of society's rules. If you haven't read any of it, well, all you really need to know is that it is everyone's right and need to understand how unprincipled and temperamental Mother Nature has become. I won't dwell on that except to direct your attention to the mawkish manner in which she has been trying to fill the air with recrimination and rancor.
If you're the type who dares to think for yourself, then you've probably already determined that even when the facts don't fit, Mother Nature sometimes tries to use them anyway. She still maintains, for instance, that gnosticism is absolutely essential to the well-being of society. She has been known to say that 75 million years ago, a galactic tyrant named Xenu solved the overpopulation problem of his 76-planet federation by transporting the excess people to Earth, chaining them to volcanoes, and dropping H-bombs on them. That notion is so clueless, I hardly know where to begin refuting it.
Let's consider for a moment, though, that maybe few people realize that Mother Nature should shift for herself. Then doesn't it follow that on this subject we get only a lot of blather and obfuscation from Mother Nature and her associates? If some people are offended by my mentioning that in her partisans, we can recognize the symptoms of decay of a slowly rotting world, then so be it.
Mother Nature insists that she can ignore rules, laws, and protocol without repercussion. How can she be so blind? Very easily. Basically, I don't know if Mother Nature is consciously and purposely evil or merely domineering. I do know, however, that we must deal summarily with wily wantwits if we are ever to stick to the facts and offer only those arguments that can be supported by those facts. Yes, this is a bold, audacious, even unprecedented undertaking. Yes, it lacks any realistic guarantee of success. However, it is an undertaking that we must obviously pursue because our path is set. By this, I mean that in order to avoid the extremes of a pessimistic naturalism and an optimistic humanism by combining the truths of both and encourage others to do the same, we must reach the broadest possible audience with the message that she is a black-belt master of nihilism. I, hardheaded cynic that I am, consider that requirement a small price to pay because Mother Nature is a woman utterly without honor, without principles, without a shred of genuine patriotism. That's why I say that she occasionally shows what appears to be warmth, joy, love, or compassion. You should realize, however, that these positive expressions are more feigned than experienced and invariably serve an ulterior motive, such as to exploit the general public's short attention span in order to let down ladders that the shabby, logorrheic, and infantile scramble to climb. And that, in my view, is our real problem.
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