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#1 AllStarZ

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Posted 19 November 2006 - 03:24

An Athiest God.

#2 Elezzzark

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Posted 19 November 2006 - 03:33

You are.
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#3 Alie

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Posted 19 November 2006 - 03:36

the bomb-squad's bomb
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Posted 19 November 2006 - 03:39

Believe me when I say I'm a liar.

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Posted 19 November 2006 - 03:41

An alcoholic teetotaler.

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#6 AllStarZ

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Posted 19 November 2006 - 03:44

A Retarded Genius.

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Posted 19 November 2006 - 03:46

Off the wall
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#8 Stinger

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Posted 19 November 2006 - 03:49

An ambidextrous quadriplegic boy with lesbian tendencies.

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Posted 19 November 2006 - 04:06

Drowned fish.

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An ambidextrous quadriplegic boy with lesbian tendencies.

That just gave me my afternoon laugh.
Thankyou Stinger.

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#10 AllStarZ

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Posted 19 November 2006 - 04:10

Actually, its possible for a fish to drown in water if its gill structure collapses.

A mute singer.

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Posted 19 November 2006 - 04:15

A virile eunuch.

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Posted 19 November 2006 - 04:19

Disinfected Bacteria.

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#13 Elezzzark

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Posted 19 November 2006 - 04:19

Mute Guy meets Blind Guy meets Deaf Girl
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#14 AllStarZ

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Posted 19 November 2006 - 04:19

A blind sniper.

Actually, wait that's possible, and would so totally be a cool villain for a super hero comic.

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Posted 19 November 2006 - 04:21

An affluent pauper.

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Posted 19 November 2006 - 04:22

A Ford that runs.

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#17 AllStarZ

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Posted 19 November 2006 - 04:23

A hopeful cynic.

A Mute Guy talks to a Deaf Girl, about if a Blind Man saw her.

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Posted 19 November 2006 - 04:33

Mute Guy asks (no voice) to Deaf Girl: Wanna sex?, Deaf Girl responds: uh? yes and The Blind Guy watchs pr0n.
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#19 Alias

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Posted 19 November 2006 - 04:47

A frowning smile.

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#20 SonicBoom

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Posted 19 November 2006 - 04:57

Alone together. This topic could also be called oxymorons.

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Posted 19 November 2006 - 05:21

Two dead boys got up to fight
They drew their swords and shot each other.

#22 Alie

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Posted 19 November 2006 - 05:25

a Communist Nazi
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#23 Stinger

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Posted 19 November 2006 - 05:53

[of a gay man; Northern Irish idiom]

"He's straight as a roundabout."

#24 AllStarZ

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Posted 19 November 2006 - 06:44

Gay Evangelist

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Posted 19 November 2006 - 06:45

AllstarZ with an Avatar. :)
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