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#76 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 22 November 2006 - 02:24

Perfect sin
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#77 AllStarZ

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Posted 22 November 2006 - 02:28

An abstinate monk.

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Posted 22 November 2006 - 17:46

well made EA game

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Posted 22 November 2006 - 20:43

^ seconded,

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#80 BillyChaka

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Posted 23 November 2006 - 18:26

A "your mom" joke that's not old


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[19:11] <+IonCannnon> Basically, billychaka is a heartless bastard.


#81 General

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Posted 23 November 2006 - 18:27

A nuclear weapon which less powerfull than a hand grenade

#82 ultra1437

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Posted 24 November 2006 - 03:56

a headshot that doesn't hurt someone. (derived from avvy of TPAM)
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Posted 24 November 2006 - 03:59

Headshots rarely hurt. They mostly kill

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Posted 24 November 2006 - 04:14

a smart idiot.

Edited by ultra1437, 24 November 2006 - 04:14.

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Posted 26 November 2006 - 01:12

a repair gun (renegade, makes no sense.)
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#86 DreadNot

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Posted 26 November 2006 - 04:33

View PostTBA, on 19 Nov 2006, 01:21, said:

Two dead boys got up to fight
They drew their swords and shot each other.


I'm surprised anyone else knows that one.

Here's the whole thing:

One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to a fight.
One was blind and the other couldn't see
The shotgun slayer was the referee
Back to back they faced each other
drew their swords and shot one another
A deaf policeman heard the noise
and shook the life out of the two dead boys
if you do not believe this lie is true,
Then ask the blind man who saw it too.
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Posted 26 November 2006 - 04:35

Yep.


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Posted 29 November 2006 - 02:45

(at my house) leftover food
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#89 Dauth

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Posted 29 November 2006 - 16:29

McDonalds Chicken

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Posted 30 November 2006 - 05:08

View PostDauth, on 30 Nov 2006, 03:29, said:

McDonalds Chicken

*cough*
McNuggets
McChicken...
*cough*

You obviously haven't been to Macca's recently.

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#91 Alie

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Posted 30 November 2006 - 05:55

actualy, some of us believe that mcdonalds is made from lard
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#92 Mathias

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Posted 30 November 2006 - 07:57

But it is. :/
Lifes a shit.. deal w/ it..its impossible to have a good day wow fuck this gay earth much??
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#93 Dauth

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Posted 30 November 2006 - 11:39

Given i live away form home i am dependent on myself for food. id prefer to cook for myself / housemates and eat well than pay £5 for a piece of fried cardboard, correct i havent been in maccys for about 3 yrs

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Posted 01 December 2006 - 01:02

i have been to maccys 2x in my whole life. :/ recently i went there for the salty mmm fries :/
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#95 Foxhound

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Posted 01 December 2006 - 01:17

Peaceful Sunni-Shiite relations. (Sad but true.)
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#96 General

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Posted 05 December 2006 - 10:04

Smart Foxhound

#97 Alie

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Posted 05 December 2006 - 17:10

a wooden ironclad
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#98 Dauth

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Posted 05 December 2006 - 17:29

a british rail timetable

#99 LCPL Carrow

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Posted 05 December 2006 - 18:41

View PostAlias, on 18 Nov 2006, 23:22, said:

A Ford that runs.


I have a Ford Ranger that's almost as old as I am, and it still runs fine.

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An English speaking american


Oi gov!


Anyway, oxymorons.

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Posted 05 December 2006 - 19:48

English is not US English, someone should inform microsoft.

following this etymological debate i will go with

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