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#101 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 16:08

97. Vehicles never run out of fuel
98. Jumping makes you run faster
99. Humans are immune to all diseases, they will never develop any coughs, sneezes, hickups, etc... unless it is critical to the storyline

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#102 Pav:3d

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 16:12

100. GUNS. NEVER. JAM.

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#103 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 16:13

101. All a spy needs to fool people is a cardboard mask
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#104 Destiny

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 16:15

102. Stabbing people with a saw will make you able to become invulnerable
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Posted 19 January 2010 - 16:17

View PostPav3d, on 19 Jan 2010, 16:12, said:

100. GUNS. NEVER. JAM.

Americas Army :sly: and then they always jam.

103. That we always have the moral highground

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 16:27

104. Gaz and Col. Shepherd can never die D:

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I bet I could program an internet


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Posted 19 January 2010 - 16:45

105. Eating sandviches can heal gunshot wounds.

106. It is actually impossible to climb ladders.

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 16:48

107. Shooting your friends will only make them say 'Watch where you're pointing that thing'.
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#109 CJ

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 16:52

View PostDestiny, on 19 Jan 2010, 17:48, said:

107. Shooting your friends will only make them say 'Watch where you're pointing that thing'.

Really? I sure must try this feature then...

Now where did Zoey go? :sly:

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 16:54

108: You yell "Tango sucka!" everytime you pwn someone.
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#111 TheDR

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 16:57

109: Zombies hear ding sounds when they deal out pain.
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#112 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 17:29

110. It is impossible to accelerate with air-brakes on
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Posted 19 January 2010 - 17:48

View PostTheDR, on 19 Jan 2010, 18:57, said:

109: Zombies hear ding sounds when they deal out pain.

111: Zombies are an undeniable truth.
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#114 Pandut

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 18:49

View PostPav3d, on 19 Jan 2010, 9:12, said:

100. GUNS. NEVER. JAM.

Unless you play Gears of war, then they have a chance to jam depending on how well you reload the gun.
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Posted 19 January 2010 - 23:59

112. When you plant a claymore you say SPIIIISHKA! Or when throwing a grenade; GRANADA!
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Posted 20 January 2010 - 01:40

113: Every magazine you have has just the right number of bullets to fit the situation you're in. You never have to manually reload a magazine to use it!

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Posted 20 January 2010 - 12:22

114. You don't need a helmet with your HEV suit in hazardous environments.

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#118 Pandut

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Posted 20 January 2010 - 22:00

115: Health potions can cure any injury.
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#119 Rich19

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Posted 21 January 2010 - 11:27

116: The owners of most shops find it physically impossible to move from the spot they are standing in behind the counter.

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Posted 21 January 2010 - 11:51

117: GEL LAYERS ABSORB MOST OF THE IMPACT.
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#121 Major Fuckup

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Posted 21 January 2010 - 12:09

118. Creepy little dolls on trikes like to play games

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#122 Chyros

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Posted 21 January 2010 - 12:33

119. Money can only buy stuff that is highly inferior to what you already have.
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The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
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#123 Libains

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Posted 21 January 2010 - 17:25

120. Some princesses have ass-kicking alter egos, some are fragile little dolls. But every kingdom has one.
For there can be no death without life.

#124 Liten

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Posted 21 January 2010 - 17:44

121: A royal family will ALWAYS build a high tower and name their doughter Zelda, and there will always be a young/teen boy in the vicinity that has the ability to open chests and fight trough dangerous dungeons just to save this girl, but he can't speak :P
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#125 Chyros

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Posted 21 January 2010 - 22:09

122. Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle!
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