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[BeefJeRKy]

123. If you're the hero in a JRPG, you're probably mute too.

[ΓΛPTΘΓ]

124. Scientist fights with crowbars

[BeefJeRKy]

125. At the beginning of every adventure, one of you friends or colleagues will walk you through stuff you already know like looking around, walking, shooting etc...

[deltaepsilon]

126: YOU CAN'T SEE YOUR LEGS!

[ultra1437]

127. First person view is inferior to third-person.

[Libains]

128. Sex is massively pixelated

[NOPE]

129. If you throw a jar of piss at your opponent, all your attacks will deal critical damage.

[n5p29]

130. you just lost the game

[Sgt. Nuker]

 Headcrab, on 22 Jan 2010, 3:00, said:

129. If you throw a jar of piss at your opponent, all your attacks will deal critical damage.

131. Jars of piss also reveal those hidden to the naked eye.

[Libains]

132. The longer you look through a scope of a weapon, the more damage you can do with it.

[ultra1437]

133. The longer you look through a scope, the more accurate you will be.

[Pandut]

134: A small layer of leather adds +6 to your armor level.

135: Killing yourself in a video-game is funner then killing yourself in reality.

Edited by Sobek, 23 January 2010 - 03:50.

[Sgt. Nuker]

136. It's possible for one person to completely repair a heavily damaged tank within minutes by only using a blow torch and welding in the same spot.

137. It's possible to become completely invisible while wearing a watch and suit.

138. Shooting syringes at someone will (eventually) kill them and heal you.

139. Making your hand into the shape of a gun while pointing it at someone and shouting "POW!" will kill them.

[Destiny]

140. You can load machines with dual gattling cannons and quad-rocket pods and have it still rotate on a dime.

141. Tank shells will always hit the foot of infantry

142. 7.62mm bullets can penetrate super-heavy armor.

[Pandut]

143: You can repair an enormous aircraft carrier back to full health with nothing but a wrench.

Edited by Sobek, 23 January 2010 - 04:59.

[Sgt. Nuker]

144. Infantry can run from one end of the map and back without ever growing tired or complaining for the need of rest or food.

145. A Medic can "shoot" you with a medicine gun, that, when charged, can make you impervious to any sort of damage. Said medic can also heal you with the former gun of any type of injury you may have sustained. (Another variant of this gun can apparently heal and cause the "patient's" weapon to do more damage).

146. Honking your horn will make people get into your vehicle.

147. Aside from sniper rifles, weapons that are gold kill in one shot and weapons that aren't gold take several shots.

Edited by Sgt. Nuker, 23 January 2010 - 05:08.

[Pandut]

148: Pointing a laser dot at something makes your units attack the target faster.

[Destiny]

149. You can make a structure to fire multiple ballistic missiles and do more damage than the same amount of missile launchers that carry those ballistic missiles can dish out in a short period of time.

[Pandut]

150: Realism is almost nonexistent.

[BeefJeRKy]

151: Structural Repair processes will be indicated by ghostly wrench floating above said structure.

[Destiny]

152. Blasting propaganda over oversized speakers will make weapons fire even faster and magically heal wounds and repair damage.

[Chyros]

153. A sniper scope's view will always move around through the same circle and at the same speed. It never jerks or acts in a random fashion.

[Libains]

154. Bounty hunters are extremely attractive, lithe women.

[ΓΛPTΘΓ]

 Chyros, on 23 Jan 2010, 14:28, said:

153. A sniper scope's view will always move around through the same circle and at the same speed. It never jerks or acts in a random fashion.

You should play some Red Orchestra.


155. Bullets never ever get reflected or get change direction by hitting a hard object at a shallow angle.

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

156. Skateboards instantly kill you as soon as they touch water.