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granted but in order to make it u were used as an ingredient.

i wish to be a destruction derby racer

granted, but it turns out your retired and 69 years old.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but it lasts for a day.

I wish for a Hunting Rifle.

granted, but a child shoots you in the groin with it

i wish for awsome sauce

granted but it contains lots of laxatives and u end up in the toilet for a for days.

i wish to become the worlds greatest copper XD

granted, you are used to conduct electricity for the manchester tramway

i wish for this wish to be corrupted

granted, but when it was corrupted the wish no longer was completed so it wasnt granted, but then then it wasnt corrupted...etc.

and the entire universe got stuck in the dimensions of time.


i wish i was friends with god

Granted, you now have an imaginary friend.

I wish for Popcorn.

Granted, but afterwards it contained parts of Cyanide

I wish nothing

granted however, You have just created the MEME called nothing as of the point in which I pointed out just now. and so, i give you nothing.

I wish for a cardboard box
Edited by ailestrike, 27 May 2007 - 20:10.

granted, but then it rains heavily.

i wish for a motorbike liscense

Granted, shortly after you where arrested by the cops because it was outdated.

I wish.... a cookie?

In Soviet Russia, cookie eats YOU!!

I wish I had a glass of water, which is completely normal, and neither the glass nor the water was tampered with, and that I won't drop it, choke on it, or pass it through unpleasantly, or whatnot.

granted, but it´s the last glass of water that is left on earth.

I wish to have The Hunter´s modding skillz...
Edited by G-sus, 27 May 2007 - 23:03.

granted but retain the same uncreativity and start to copy+paste things from other mods. Any no one plays your mod


I wish that poking someone can kill them
Edited by ailestrike, 27 May 2007 - 23:51.

Granted, but then someone pokes you.

I wish that the fucking rainstorm here will go away.

Granted, but it now is a never ending drought

I wish i had a wish

granted but different dimmension you wishes to go to this dimmension to kill you afterwards.

i wish i were a bird

(duh, read the second page, not the first)
Granted, but you're an emu, a flightless bird.

I wish for a neverending bag of salty licorice.
Edited by Commander Abs, 28 May 2007 - 01:34.

(?)

granted but the licorice is at the bottum of the bag which is covered in a mound of salt.

i wish sunage would release in the states

granted, it rains (IIRC u mean sunnage as in too sunny?

i wish for a legal job, obtained by legal means, with all legal activities of a boring weekend job.

you join as a test rat in a lab, they test you with a new substance and you mutate , milllions of army soldiers try to kill you and they fail. It turns out you kill all the human race, and its only the mutated you left on the earth.

i wish to have no adware, virus e.c.t

Granted, but the "miracle" program you installed to magically erase all of your adware and viruses actually causes more damage in the long run (i.e.: the software erases every bit of information on your hard drive including the operating system but excluding itself, it then proceeds to load it's own operating system which you have no control of. The program then uses all of your computer's resources to program itself into a superbug in a very short amount of time, using your Internet connection to create a free e-mail account sending itself to every ".com" website with servers in the northern hemisphere. This newly cloned mass-killer digital virus lies latent in the unaccessed parts of all the computers it e-mailed and installed itself on. In a week all the computers in the northern hemishepere have been corrupted and all information on them deleted. The banks have no computer account records, stores have no record of sales, and the government has no records on criminals. The economy crashes, stores go bankrupt, people become impoverished and starve to death, and crime skyrockets. Fires ravage cities (with no computer-coordinated dispatches) and countries collapse. Terrorists take over the northern world with ease, seizing previously secure nuclear and biological weapons. Arab hackers beat the program and use it to secure all bank accounts to fund their own purposes of waging war on the southern hemisphere unaffected by the bug. Civil war rages on for hundreds of years, nuclear warheads are used on multiple instances and creates a nuclear winter, and biological agents kill all remaining humans. Earth is now a lifeless rock thanks to your greedy demand for no spyware. Congrats.

I wish the person reading this will not respond.
Edited by Dr HaxX, 28 May 2007 - 08:32.

you wish is not granted as you are lazy

i wish i could get £400

Wait... you have to grant my wish! You can't just say "not granted"! You have to grant it, then destroy it. Come on Dr. Be more clever than that.