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[AirStrikeMaster]

granted HaxX but I did anyway


I wish for a chocolate brownie

[Dr HaxX]

Granted, but the cook was out of chocolate and substituted a substance of similar color and consistency.

I wish for a girlfriend that won't dump me.

[AirStrikeMaster]

granted, but then she takes a dump on you (thats nasty)


I wish for a Mustang Cobra R

[Overdose]

Granted, however the car caused a paradox in the time and space continuum due to the awesomeness thus eventually returning to the median status as of 0.00225 seconds ago.

I wish death for Pokemon games and cartoons.

Edited by Overdose, 28 May 2007 - 08:41.

[TheDR]

dam to slow.

they die but the world dies with them.

i wish for a pillow

Edited by The Dr, 28 May 2007 - 08:41.

[Overdose]

Granted, however the pillow is stuffed with anvils, snakes and has been used by Michael Jackson.

I wish for Zen.

[Dr HaxX]

Granted...made of woven stinging nettle...

I wish for a powerful staff position in EA's C&C3 division.

[Waris]

Granted... since you're powerful your main task is to lift things.

I wish for a potato-masher.

[Overdose]

Granted, however the potato smasher is the one from the IT movie,

I wish for a non nerfed Stealth Tank.

Edited by Overdose, 28 May 2007 - 08:49.

[TheDR]

you get it but its only 1/10000 of its real size

I wish for a portal gun

Edited by The Dr, 28 May 2007 - 08:51.

[Overdose]

Granted, however the portal gun dropped into the portal and set itself off making you unable to reach it.

I wish that Gordon Freeman gets a line.

[Commander Abs]

Granted, but then he gets recruited by a broadway barbershop quartet, never to star in video games again.

I wish I could code bugless software.

[Waris]

Granted... but the coding software used is full of bugs.

I wanna Hot Donuts.

[Warbz]

granted but they are the last donuts in the world

i wish the bank made a mistake and transfered all of bill gates's cash to my account

Edited by Warbz, 28 May 2007 - 13:15.

[Alie]

granted but a hawk steals your money everytime you leave your apartment or house

i wish there was moar chicken

[Mr. Mylo]

granted, but on the next day you loose your ec card and forget your password

i wish i could fly

[Warbz]

granted but u can no longer walk, meaning that u need to learn to scavange food as u can no longer land and go into ur house to the fridge to get something. u become such a menace to people comin out of fast food shops (bcos u nick their grub) that eventual the country becomes so pissed off wit u they hire someone to shoot u down.
he comes nto the woods where u are hiding, and starts to fire at you.
you dodge in between trees and under fallen logs, then when ur unaware u accidently fly into a fox, whos quick reactions enable him to suddenly turn and catch u in his mouth.

happy?


i wish that sop opera stars would stop trying to be pop stars.
(soap operas suck)

[Overdose]

Granted, therefore I'll make all stars soap opera stars so that no one can be pop.

I wish for the CNC3 Balance Patch

[Warbz]

granted but in order to make sure all sides were 100% balanced, they just removed all units.

i wish for eternal world peace.

EDIT: stupid typos.

Edited by Warbz, 28 May 2007 - 14:05.

[Waris]

Granted, it will come out in April 18 2047, only in Blue Zones.

I wish for a hot coffee.

[Warbz]

granted but u spill it on yourself, scolding certain things.
you later die from third degree burns.

i wish i was friends with DEATH!!! XD

[Alie]

granted, there is an accident involving you and his sythe

I wish for awsome and win n

[Warbz]

granted but u r so full of awesome and win that people grow to strongly dislike you for being better than them at everything.
you die at the ripe old age of 90, for the last 70 years your only friends have been the hundrends of cats that u have come to own since your exile from society.

i wish for destrection derby 2 to be revamped for the modern PC to use to full potential.

[Strategia]

Granted, the cars now crash through your monitor screen and you end up becoming roadkill.

I wish that this wish isn't granted.

[Alie]

*says granted infinate times*

i wish apon a star