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[Strategia]

Granted, but the star goes nova and the resulting gamma ray burst wipes out all life in this corner of the galaxy.

I wish for a wish.

[TheDR]

you get so many wishes that you explode!

i wish for a good game of shw

[Strategia]

Granted, but it's version 0.7 when 1.03 has already been released.

I wish for this wish to be indestructible.

[Soul]

Granted, but your house isn't and falls to pieces.

I wish for a Hammer Cannon.

[Warbz]

granted, it squishes u.

i wish to win every comp i enter

[Strategia]

Granted. You enter your comp(uter), win, and get fried by a loose live wire.

I wish for the next poster to be unable to destroy this wish

[Mr. Mylo]

...

but the next one can

Edited by MYLO, 28 May 2007 - 17:55.

[Alie]

*sends wish to oblivion*

in other news I wish i a million dollars

[Strategia]

Granted, but everybody else gets a hundred billion dollars and you're the poorest man on the planet.

I wish for a hideous beast with slavering fangs to eat me. (No, I won't stop trying )

[Alie]

granted, but you are saved still alived as he swallowed you whole. while in the beast's large bowels you find the pedo-bear and micheal jackson living off the beast's fat from the inside.

I wish i could cookie

[Dr HaxX]

Granted, you are used as a butter substitute in the next batch.

I wish that Tiberium was a real element.

[Whitey]

Granted. It grows in partially digested food and exits the body with feces... pretty damned painful.

I wish I was not albino. = (

[Alie]

granted, but your albino ancesters haunt you in your sleep

i wish to do a barrel roll

[TheDR]

you get into a barrel and curl up then get you mates to push you down a hill , its fun untill you find out that the barrel has a metal spike pointing into you.

I wish i could have a perfectaly normal sandwege with nothing but normal jam and normal bread, no replacements, no evil deamons ect.

[Hobbesy]

The Dr, on 29 May 2007, 00:09, said:

I wish i could have a perfectaly normal sandwege with nothing but normal jam and normal bread, no replacements, no evil deamons ect.

You find out a sandwege is an alien and it kills you for putting jam and stuff on it.

I wish The Hunter dies of cancer tommorow. (Lets see you grant this you fanboys, I'm so crafty )

Edited by Hobbes1098, 29 May 2007 - 06:23.

[G-sus]

granted. but this way he meets god and he´s a shockwave fanboy too. he brings him back to life and helps progressing the shockwave mod...

i wish that every female on this planet has really big boobs...

[TheDR]

suddenly every womens boobs expand to DD then to XX then to the size of cars , the size of boats untill they get so big the whole world is suffercated in boob.

I wish to go to the moon

[G-sus]

granted. i shoot you to the moon. you won´t come back.

actually being suffocated by breasts i wouldnt consider as a bad thing...

i wish someone will make clones of me.

[Hobbesy]

Someone does but then they start doing bad things and blaming it on you, nine months later you are executed by a firing sqaud.

I wish for a Coca Cola to appear in a bomb proof shelter somewhere in Nevada as I sit here at my house.

[G-sus]

granted.
however, it will appear right on a switch that will enable a nuke to head right there, to your house.

i wish for being the best shockwave player ever known to humanity.

[Hobbesy]

You become the best Shockwave player ever, but with a twist, you ride on shockwaves from nukes. Not really a bad thing but hey....

I wish for 31337 posts on this forum.

[G-sus]

granted.
but the 31337th post is Hunter´s announcement that you are permanent banned (cuz you wished him cancer).

i wish for nothing bad to happen.

Edited by G-sus, 29 May 2007 - 07:30.

[Strategia]

Granted, but life gets so boring that everybody decides to commit suicide.

I wish to become a god.

[G-sus]

granted.
there is no proof of your existence.

i wish the next one who posts does not piss me off by destroying my wish...

[Strategia]

Granted. I don't piss you off. See you at eight behind the cinema.

I wish to cease to exist in a non-painful way.