583 replies to this topic

[Alie]

granted, it is in your hard drive.

i wish all the fail would go away

[nova]

granted but all the ausoum and succes went a way to destroying the universe

i wish that i would own every vidio game ever made and that wil ever be made in a holo cube that is 4 inches big and i could access them and play at will and keeps u fit and wile playing in case i get adictid





also i am very very very offended by one in this thread on page 4

Edited by nova, 01 June 2007 - 01:42.

[Soul]

Granted, but it overloads and kills you and tbh I didn't like that wish either .

I wish girls around here didn't act like such sluts .

Edited by Soul, 01 June 2007 - 01:36.

[Alie]

granted, they now act like rednecks who go around harassing asians, african americans and every other ethnenticity group that is not act like them and does not like nascar.

i wish show on the head is more socialy(sp?) acceptable

Edited by ailestrike, 01 June 2007 - 01:55.

[Silence]

granted, but for about 2 months no one granted that wish.

I wish for an Invisibility Cloak;Clock

[Foxhound]

You get one, but it's permanently stuck to you

I wish for a awesome computer

[Rayburn]

Granted, but the computer is so awesome that its special AI beats human intelligence by far. Eventually, the computer controls YOU.

I wish for a fully functional Chronosphere

Edited by Rayburn, 19 August 2007 - 09:38.

[Silence]

Granted, but the Chronosphere teleported you inside the Cage of Pitbulls craving for meat.

I wish for cookies and milk, JUST LIKE MOMMA USED TO MAKE.

[ultra1437]

granted, but the cookies are moldy, and teh milk is sour, as your mum cannot cook (no offense in to ur real mum, just had to corrupt).

i wish for $4.

[Kyouko]

Granted, But it is only the unuseable Australian dollar.

I wish for a awesome Computer and Anti-Virus program that is mine

Edited by iron_golem, 21 August 2007 - 06:25.

[Areze]

Granted, but the manufacturer forgot to install the hard drive.

I wish for nothing.

[Waris]

So you got nothing, including air, then you suffocate and die.

I wish for a new KNSBUFWPCJPG.

[Dauth]

It arrives without batteries

I wish to see the word lol

[Sawfish]

Granted many times over.

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol


You drown in lols. BTW, "lol" isn't really a word.

I wish for 138791765941 gallons of gasoline.

Edited by Sawfish, 02 September 2007 - 03:20.

[Kyouko]

Granded, but unfortuneately some teen smokers wanted to steal some to get some money for ciggeretes and, well..... Guess what happend.


I wish I knew what happens when you die.

[Hobbesy]

Granted, you get sliced onto tiney little bits by a powerful laser, then you are incenerated in hell

I wish the mod called Shockwave for Command and Conquer Zero Hour which is made and developed by The Hunter was shut down by EA! (Bwahahahahaha)

Edited by Hobbes1098, 03 September 2007 - 10:51.

[nova]

granted but then ea liked it so much that they brougt it back and did not make redalert 3

i wish that nothing could go wrong when i wished this wish

[Saint]

Granted, but someone stepped on your toe after your wish.
I wish for the old Michael Jackson.

[nova]

granted but he is old and just goes back to being the same way in a day

i wish to live in a Utopian civilization where nothing could go wrong and every thing is perfect

Edited by nova, 18 September 2007 - 19:16.

[Saint]

Granted, But nothings perfect asteroid Crashes a day later destroying everything sadly.
I wish this wish goes totally wrong.

*paradox*

[nova]

granted wour wish went perfect resulting in ifnanet touture

i wish nothing could wrong

[Hobbesy]

GRanted, a "nothing goes wrong" slams in to the earth killing everything.

I wish I could mock LULZ just like Fox News.

Edited by Hobbes1098, 20 September 2007 - 11:15.

[Alias]

Granted, but /b/ hacks you into submission.

I wish for nothing.

[G-sus]

granted, but then you become a buddhist and see nothing is everything.
i wish for 1337 hacking skillz.

[Areze]

Granted, the FBI is at the door.

I wish for this wish to be bad.