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97. Vehicles never run out of fuel
98. Jumping makes you run faster
99. Humans are immune to all diseases, they will never develop any coughs, sneezes, hickups, etc... unless it is critical to the storyline
Edited by Bob, 19 January 2010 - 16:09.

100. GUNS. NEVER. JAM.

101. All a spy needs to fool people is a cardboard mask

102. Stabbing people with a saw will make you able to become invulnerable

Pav3d, on 19 Jan 2010, 16:12, said:

Americas Army and then they always jam.

103. That we always have the moral highground
Edited by Wizard, 19 January 2010 - 16:18.

104. Gaz and Col. Shepherd can never die D:

105. Eating sandviches can heal gunshot wounds.

106. It is actually impossible to climb ladders.

107. Shooting your friends will only make them say 'Watch where you're pointing that thing'.

Destiny, on 19 Jan 2010, 17:48, said:

Really? I sure must try this feature then...

Now where did Zoey go?

108: You yell "Tango sucka!" everytime you pwn someone.

109: Zombies hear ding sounds when they deal out pain.

110. It is impossible to accelerate with air-brakes on

TheDR, on 19 Jan 2010, 18:57, said:

111: Zombies are an undeniable truth.

Pav3d, on 19 Jan 2010, 9:12, said:

Unless you play Gears of war, then they have a chance to jam depending on how well you reload the gun.

112. When you plant a claymore you say SPIIIISHKA! Or when throwing a grenade; GRANADA!

113: Every magazine you have has just the right number of bullets to fit the situation you're in. You never have to manually reload a magazine to use it!

114. You don't need a helmet with your HEV suit in hazardous environments.

115: Health potions can cure any injury.

116: The owners of most shops find it physically impossible to move from the spot they are standing in behind the counter.

117: GEL LAYERS ABSORB MOST OF THE IMPACT.

118. Creepy little dolls on trikes like to play games
Edited by Major Fuckup, 21 January 2010 - 12:10.

119. Money can only buy stuff that is highly inferior to what you already have.

120. Some princesses have ass-kicking alter egos, some are fragile little dolls. But every kingdom has one.

121: A royal family will ALWAYS build a high tower and name their doughter Zelda, and there will always be a young/teen boy in the vicinity that has the ability to open chests and fight trough dangerous dungeons just to save this girl, but he can't speak

122. Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle!