Shockwave suggestion thread
Stinger
17 May 2006
Suggest ideas that will never go into Shockwave. The lamer the better. 
I'll get the ball rolling, shall I?
Black Hawk helicopters that can drop (stealthed) Navy Seals into water for covert ops. Seals can blow up enemy ships with C4 charges, similar damage to Tank Hunter TNT.
Burning Barricade for General Deathstrike. Creates choke points and burns units that venture too close.
Circus Cannon for General Juhziz. Fires Terrorists for airswimming action. Can be upgraded with autoloader.
I'll get the ball rolling, shall I?
Black Hawk helicopters that can drop (stealthed) Navy Seals into water for covert ops. Seals can blow up enemy ships with C4 charges, similar damage to Tank Hunter TNT.
Burning Barricade for General Deathstrike. Creates choke points and burns units that venture too close.
Circus Cannon for General Juhziz. Fires Terrorists for airswimming action. Can be upgraded with autoloader.
Foxhound
17 May 2006
damn, you beat me. thank you for crediting the idea though! let the stupidity begin!!!
Superhack
All Chinese sides
5 Star Generals point
Allows hackers to carry laptops which turn into giant nuclear missile launchers and fire them at anything, anywhere, with no timer. Missiles cannot be shot down, and are twice as good as normal nukes!
stuff like that works best
Edited by RustyDroid, 17 May 2006 - 00:27.
Superhack
All Chinese sides
5 Star Generals point
Allows hackers to carry laptops which turn into giant nuclear missile launchers and fire them at anything, anywhere, with no timer. Missiles cannot be shot down, and are twice as good as normal nukes!
stuff like that works best
Edited by RustyDroid, 17 May 2006 - 00:27.
Stinger
17 May 2006
Prostitute for Dr. Thrax.
Infects Rangers with STIs.
Edited by Stinger Missile Site, 17 May 2006 - 00:38.
Infects Rangers with STIs.
Edited by Stinger Missile Site, 17 May 2006 - 00:38.
Foxhound
17 May 2006
Sniper for China
Satellite crash for Granger: Causes a satellite to burn through the atmosphere and crashes into the target area with devastating results. Can be upgraded with nuke.
Satellite crash for Granger: Causes a satellite to burn through the atmosphere and crashes into the target area with devastating results. Can be upgraded with nuke.
Foxhound
17 May 2006
lol gas thief
Mad scientist for GLA
CATS for GLA: Attacks without warning, then talks AYB style.
Mad scientist for GLA
CATS for GLA: Attacks without warning, then talks AYB style.
Stinger
17 May 2006
Television Studio for General Deathstrike, comes with that ROFLocopter that was suggested before by some loon.
Leaflet Drop for USA. No, wait...
Dog for Dr. Thrax. Shits on the entrance to barracks, demoralising and reducing the fighting effectiveness of enemy troops by 90%.
Leaflet Drop for USA. No, wait...
Dog for Dr. Thrax. Shits on the entrance to barracks, demoralising and reducing the fighting effectiveness of enemy troops by 90%.
MLRS
17 May 2006
Dot for Sw gen. Free, builds instantly Flies to enemy cvommand centre at 100000000000000000000000000000000 mph and can't be stopped. When it gets there, it causes a nuclear antimatter explosion the size of the map that automatically makes you win because it dosen't harm you.
Everyone else is dead. Is the size of a speck and blows instantly as soon as it gets there. Build at command centre at beginning of game.
Edited by Guynumber7, 17 May 2006 - 01:26.
Everyone else is dead. Is the size of a speck and blows instantly as soon as it gets there. Build at command centre at beginning of game.
Edited by Guynumber7, 17 May 2006 - 01:26.
spiderspag
17 May 2006
Ganja bomb for stealth gen.
It goes off, and within a couple of minutes, noone else can see shit!
It goes off, and within a couple of minutes, noone else can see shit!
Hobbesy
17 May 2006
A super monkey that pees on enemy soilders making them burst into flames from embarrassment!
AllStarZ
17 May 2006
A n00b basher. It has a special ability that when activated, instantly bashes and kills all n00bs in a game.
Rumpullpus
17 May 2006
a buildble burger king building that hides a ridiculously huge cannon that can fire gilled burgers at US troops causeing them get rush and eat them and get really fat haha.
this causes the troops to slow down alot and cant fire there guns because there fingers are too fat to get to the trigger. the buliding also has lots of random beeping sounds that lure the enemy inside and then theres a large button thats red and the troops have a uncontrolable urge to press it and when they do......
EVERYTHING EXPLODES HEHE.
o man i can go on forever with stupid ideas
this causes the troops to slow down alot and cant fire there guns because there fingers are too fat to get to the trigger. the buliding also has lots of random beeping sounds that lure the enemy inside and then theres a large button thats red and the troops have a uncontrolable urge to press it and when they do......
EVERYTHING EXPLODES HEHE.
o man i can go on forever with stupid ideas
Rayburn
17 May 2006
Uber-Jarmen Kell for GLA Stealth
Snipes Airplanes and can shoot down an incoming Nuke-Missile/SCUD-Storm.
If he shoots at an incoming Particle-Beam, the bullet will reflect the beam into the enemy base where it destroys everything
Snipes Airplanes and can shoot down an incoming Nuke-Missile/SCUD-Storm.
If he shoots at an incoming Particle-Beam, the bullet will reflect the beam into the enemy base where it destroys everything
The_Hunter
17 May 2006
new tech building p0rn shop
once captured all infantry will automaticly heal and get a moral boost
once captured all infantry will automaticly heal and get a moral boost
Comr4de
17 May 2006
The_Hunter, on 17 May 2006, 06:01, said:
new tech building p0rn shop
once captured all infantry will automaticly heal and get a moral boost
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once captured all infantry will automaticly heal and get a moral boost
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Dammit!
Ice Cream truck that shoots the driver out of the vehicle.
