The Airplane Thread
#1
Posted 04 December 2008 - 19:46
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AJ is responsible for this signature masterpiece... if you see him, tell him I say thanks.
#2
Posted 04 December 2008 - 19:52
#3
Posted 04 December 2008 - 21:07
Edited by Høbbesy, 04 December 2008 - 21:08.
#5
Posted 04 December 2008 - 21:09
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#11
Posted 04 December 2008 - 21:23
#12
Posted 04 December 2008 - 21:52
This man just saw someone shitting bricks. Oh my what a sight to behold.
#13
Posted 04 December 2008 - 22:07
*ties his shoe as a flight atendent stares at him yelling "SHOE BOMB"*
*is tackled*
*is escorted off the plane*
#14
Posted 04 December 2008 - 22:25
Please stow your tray tables and put your seatbacks in the upright position during takeoff. Also, be sure to turn off all electronics until we have reached our cruising altitude of OVER NINE-THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD...
feet.
AJ is responsible for this signature masterpiece... if you see him, tell him I say thanks.
#15
Posted 04 December 2008 - 22:34
*kicks the thread hijacker off the plane
*equips flamethrower in case of any snake-based plane emergencies
*receives a strange look from the flight attendant
#17
Posted 04 December 2008 - 23:39
#18
Posted 04 December 2008 - 23:51
If any of you experience air sickness during our flight, we have provided the lap of the person next to you so as not to make a mess. That said, today's in-flight meal will be fresh spam.
In the case of weird ladies who don't know how to cut their hair appearing on all the Televisions, like right now, feel free to use whatever is nearby to smash the televisions. Fallout airlines is already so far in debt that any more loss in money will only make things better.
Finally, in the case of engine failure, loss of a wing, a hole in the plane, etc., please put your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye.
Thank you, and we hope you enjoy your flight.
AJ is responsible for this signature masterpiece... if you see him, tell him I say thanks.
#19
Posted 05 December 2008 - 00:16
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#21
Posted 05 December 2008 - 00:49
Hijacker rule #2: If you fail at hijacking, martyr yourself.
#22
Posted 05 December 2008 - 01:32
*gets bomb from Hobbesy*
*chucks bomb at Harrison Ford*
"Now I can control the world!!" *evil laugh*
[indent]Garrod "Newtype Killer" Ran[/indent]
#24
Posted 05 December 2008 - 02:03
*Why hello there, Captain Ghostrider, how are you today?*
*Leaves snake in cabin as he leaves*
#25
Posted 05 December 2008 - 02:18
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