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[Dr. Strangelove]

*Shoots captain in the knee*

[Alias]

Papaya Master Rai, on 5 Dec 2008, 20:04, said:

Who's calling you Shirley?

Go watch Flying High. (Airplane!)

[Rai]

Folks! This is your captain speaking. I will just rest for the moment and I'm beING cured by the Doctors, because I got shot on the knee. IN THE MEAN TIME PANIC, WHILE OUR HIJACKER AND ASSASIN (Dr. Strangelove) CRASHES OUR PLANE! THANK YOU!
*15 minutes later*
GhostRider wakes up.

[Dr. Strangelove]

*Throws Papaya out of the captain's seat and takes his chair*
Okay folks, we're gonna take a little detour. You guys have been flying over restricted airspace and I need to dispose of you. Have a nice day.

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Edited by Dr. Strangelove, 05 December 2008 - 09:51.

[Rai]

Folks! This is yor unconscious captain speaking. I have good news and bad news to all of ya! The good news is that Dr. Strangelove doesn't know that there was a major leak of Hydrolic fluids, which means he is unable to control the elevator, the flaps, and the tail. But the bad news is the plane is gonna crash and there are only 5 parachutes left (for the staff and me). BYE!!

[JJ]

FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY!

*rips Papaya boy apart and throws him off the plane*

Edited by JJ, 05 December 2008 - 14:16.

[Nid]

None of you counted on my bieng here.
This changes nothing, but at the same time, everything.

Edited by Nidmeister, 05 December 2008 - 14:44.

[Rich19]

Dr. Strangelove, on 5 Dec 2008, 9:25, said:

*Shoots captain in the knee*

(uh oh)

*Ladies and mentlegen, this is Rich speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden loss of cabin pressure may have caused - this is due to someone shooting a hole in the plane. There's no reason to become alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight.





















































By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

[BeefJeRKy]

*breaks through the cabin door*
Excuse me doc, I got a plane to land.

[Rich19]

Land? You must be insane, we're over open water!

[BeefJeRKy]

People can swim right?
*turns off the engines*
*sets flaps to 10 degrees*

[Nid]

I call dibs on the emergency landing chute as a dinghy!
Room for 5 more people only! Any more than that and people begin to annoy me.

[Ghostrider]

Rich19, on 5 Dec 2008, 11:42, said:

Dr. Strangelove, on 5 Dec 2008, 9:25, said:

*Shoots captain in the knee*

(uh oh)

*Ladies and mentlegen, this is Rich speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden loss of cabin pressure may have caused - this is due to someone shooting a hole in the plane. There's no reason to become alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight.

*Air masks fall from the overhead compartments, captain is utterly unaware that anything's wrong*
Excuse me, excuse me, that's my captains chair you're in. Passengers please stay in your respective classes, flying the plane is against airline regulation.
*Moves everyone except Rich out of the cockpit*
"Good afternoon passengers, this is your captain Ghostrider, uhhhhhhhhhhhh... unfortunately we're looking at a longer flight time than usual, due to some nasty headwinds, mmmkay? The temperature in Fallout Land is about 19 degrees Celsius, giggity, looks like a nice forecast. Flight attendants please prepare the in-flight movie."

Edited by Ghostrider, 05 December 2008 - 18:08.

[Jordan]

*lands parachute-less into a conveniently placed snow pile*
*heads to an even more conveniently placed army surplus store*
*buys secret weapons and a book*








*wonders how he will ever catch up to the plane*

[Destiny]

*First-class seating area*
Hey, we're slowing down! Someone's down on the ground! He's got a SAM! Get the captain! Deploy the Advanced Countermeasures! I refuse to have my existence shot down!

...Forget it.


Someone teach me how to make babies?

[Admiral FCS]

Can we do Barrel Roll?

Edited by FCS The General, 05 December 2008 - 21:10.

[Rich19]

FCS The General, on 5 Dec 2008, 21:09, said:

Can we do Barrel Roll?

Yes.

*Barrel rolls*

*Wings shear off*

OHSHI-

[Jordan]

*welds a jet engine to surplus-bought IFV*
*accidentally crashes into the now wingless airplane*

IFV's don't make good aircraft.

[Sgt. Nuker]

Rich19, on 5 Dec 2008, 11:42, said:

By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

I gotz it. Kan I shoot stuff now?

[Zero]

"No!"

*Starts an overly complicated series of events that ends up with self thinking Nunnaly is dead. Goes into depression, rescued by Rolo, and comes back in time to kill Nooka. Kills terrorists and takes control of nukes in plane brought by terrorists (Order of Black Knights ) * "I command you, OBEY ME!!"

*Takes over airplane. Overly complicated plan comes to an end when self gets stabbed by best friend*

*In dying gasps* "D-do a b-b-ba-barrel roll...." *Falls down all dramatic-like, in an obviously unneeded and melodramatic fashion that takes a half hour. Plane does barrel roll, corpse falls off; again in a melodramatic fashion that brings even Dr. Stranglelove's cold heart to tears, arms moving and with a happy look on face. "C-Cookie..."

*Dies two minutes before the one-hour fall ends, lands on ground in slow-mo in a high-capture camera in HD*

*Que completely meaningless epilogue, leaving you with a shit-load more questions than answers. Credits roll and you're fucked because that was the end of the season. END!*

[Jordan]

*starts season 2*
"Did you think you were getting out of this THAT easily?"

*gets out of IFV lodged in the plane's fuselage*
*uses emergency repair lv.1 to fix the critically hit parts of the plane*

[Jok3r]

*Fallout Airlines Termination Policy Enacted: Plane Self Destructs*

*Welcome back, Ladies and Mentegen. I'm Swimmer and I'll be your pilot today, seeing as our primary, secondary, and tetriary reserve pilots were killed in that crash*

*Lunch will be served in half an hour*

[Overdose]

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