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#76 Zero

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Posted 06 December 2008 - 02:08

 Jordan, on 6 Dec 2008, 1:53, said:

*starts season 2*
"Did you think you were getting out of this THAT easily?"

*gets out of IFV lodged in the plane's fuselage*
*uses emergency repair lv.1 to fix the critically hit parts of the plane*

HA-HA! But that WAS the end of Season 2! PW3ND by dead guy!
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Posted 06 December 2008 - 02:11

 Overdose, on 6 Dec 2008, 13:04, said:

BETTER YET

LETS GO TO KENYA

-------> http://www.weebls-st...com/toons/kenya <------


You sir win teh internets.

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Posted 06 December 2008 - 03:02

*Fires uber-adhesives onto the broken wings*
*Uber-adhesive fixes the wing*

KENYA


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Posted 06 December 2008 - 03:47

KENYA
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Posted 06 December 2008 - 03:55

I wanna go to Kenya too!
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Posted 06 December 2008 - 04:58

 Rich19, on 5 Dec 2008, 17:42, said:

 Dr. Strangelove, on 5 Dec 2008, 9:25, said:

*Shoots captain in the knee*

By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?


I've flown a Cessna a couple times(as an unlicensed co-pilot), but I'm much better at flying by instrumentation because of my ex-flight sim addiction.

Edited by Dr. Strangelove, 06 December 2008 - 04:58.

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Posted 06 December 2008 - 05:28

KENYA!!!11!!!!1!1!!

GO!!11!1!!!11!


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Posted 06 December 2008 - 10:43

 JJ, on 5 Dec 2008, 22:15, said:

FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY!

*rips Papaya boy's parachute apart and throws it off the plane*


FIX'D.

Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking apparently a passenger ripped and threw my parachute off the plane, which means I will die with the rest of you. HAVE A GOOD MOURNING FOLKS!

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Posted 06 December 2008 - 10:56

*attempts to pull plane out of nose dive while straining against g-forces*

Flaps down...check. Throttle back...check. Casual Muzak..check.

*Pulls back on yoke*
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Posted 06 December 2008 - 11:01

 Papaya Master Rai, on 5 Dec 2008, 20:59, said:

Folks! This is yor unconscious captain speaking. I have good news and bad news to all of ya! The good news is that Dr. Strangelove doesn't know that there was a major leak of Hydrolic fluids, which means he is unable to control the elevator, the flaps, and the tail. But the bad news is the plane is gonna crash and there are only 5 parachutes left (for the staff and me). BYE!!


How on Earth did you stop the leak and where did you find another tank of Hydrolic fluids doc?

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Posted 06 December 2008 - 11:03

THis plane works on a development stage fly by wire system that replaces hydraulics with electrics.
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Posted 06 December 2008 - 11:19

*Loves the way technology advances*
Folks! This is your co-pilot speaking our new captain Dr. Strangelove will take care all of you...........r burials, while I parachute myself to my death. Thank you and BYE!

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Posted 06 December 2008 - 11:32

In a southern drawl reminiscent of Chuck Yeager,"Howdy folks, this is your new captain Jack Ridley speaking. Yep, we're coming in to the ground at a fairly steep angle, oh, I don't know, roundabout -50 degrees. Don't panic y'all, I've been in worse situations before. There was this one time in the Veet-nam war when I was at, say, 20,000 feet, and one of them Igors came up on mah six and blew both my wings plumb off. I just barely made it 'topside by manipulatition of my rudder-vators. I'm gonna put on some relaxin music, and don't you worry y'all, I can fix this. T'aint nothin."

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Edited by Dr. Strangelove, 06 December 2008 - 11:34.

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Posted 06 December 2008 - 14:35

Hey, we're descending! PULL UP, PULL UP!
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Posted 06 December 2008 - 14:37

*genius intuition comes into play*

Has anyone wondered how we've lost 3 or 5 wings, twice the number of engines we have and the flight system and we're still in mid air!?! Also, how has the plane survived multiple explosions and nukes? *gets pissed off* GOD DAMN IT!!

*decides to rebel against the plane for a better world that makes better sense, henceforth starting season three, with ABSOLUTELY no explanation of what the hell happened in between the two seasons and his origin. Everyone's confused AS HELL and audience gets frustrated because the won't know shit until the end of Season Three which seemingly takes forever to end*

*Plan snaps into mind, but thawrted by in-flight motivational movie by should-be-dead father*


*Responds with own video by terrorist group*

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Posted 06 December 2008 - 14:41

*Goes to airplane toilet to find a Karen wrapped with a bath towel and thinks* Nice racks... OHSHI-
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Posted 06 December 2008 - 15:09

*Kallen gets pissed off, breaks free, kicks Destiny's ass* "FINALLY!!"

*Starts looking for Zero but finds him around CC, goes into a envious bezerker state and totally PW3Ns Destiny some more*
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Posted 06 December 2008 - 20:42

 Zero, on 6 Dec 2008, 15:37, said:

Has anyone wondered how we've lost 3 or 5 wings, twice the number of engines we have and the flight system and we're still in mid air!?! Also, how has the plane survived multiple explosions and nukes? *gets pissed off* GOD DAMN IT!!

Because I'm that good.

In same accent," Well, I can't see anything because of that pool-pah(cookie to whoever gets the reference) we just flew through, and the instrumentation is also all muddled up. *hijacker walks into cockpit* Hey! I said NO horsin' around on the airplane! Git! Anyways, for those of you near the wings who may be wonderin why theys looks like theys burnin up, don't worry. Flight attendants will serve beverages in just moment."

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Posted 06 December 2008 - 20:47

*Accidently gropes Karen* Oh...crap. *Runs to pilot cabin and locks the door* GLA Hijacker?! I escaped from my Ranger training...ohshi-
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Posted 06 December 2008 - 20:49

Are we in Kenya yet ?

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Posted 06 December 2008 - 20:52

No...we're currently in the Bermudas. If this hijacker would move away I'd be able to activate some GPS-thingy...
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Posted 06 December 2008 - 20:57

in accent,"Allrighty y'all. I pulled us out of a horrible flamin nosedive, and now we can proceed to Kenya. I'm just gonna increase our altitude and calibrate autopilot for ludicrous speed."
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Posted 06 December 2008 - 21:16

*Karen burst door down with Guren Mk.II S.E.I.T.E.N. Eight Elements-Type with Radiation Wave. Arm retracts.*

"Got you now you perverted bastard!"

*Grabs Destiny with collapseable arm by the head and uses Radiation Wave to fry him. Arm retracts. Happy, she has a truly evil, satisfying laugh and turns around.*

"Now, all ther-" *Sees Zero is still paying attention to CC again*

"Destiny, you BASTARD!!!!" *Arm extends and glows a bright orangeish-red, Destiny (who spontaneously came back to life in a completely unexplainable fashion in a matter of seconds) quakes and shivers, that wasn't the kind of attention he wanted*

*Insane look on face* "M-MUST d-destroy Destiny!" *VERY evil smile* "For the better of mankind!!" *Giggles really weirdly while fantisizing about Zero*

*Zero (thinking)* :P YOU'RE FUCKED DESTINY!! I hope she means fate, not you..... oh, no, it IS you! *evil laugh and turns around to talk to CC again*
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Posted 06 December 2008 - 22:07

I SAID no horsin' around on the got dang airplane!
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Posted 06 December 2008 - 22:18

*Britannian Army arrives and try to cease plane... and Zero*

"Go, my secret weapon!"

*Pizza falls on all of them. Upon seeing the sight, CC starts to devour all of Britannian Army. Smiles and jumps on Zero thankfully.*

CC LOVES Pizza.......

*FLEIA sets off about ten feet from plane*
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