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#101 Rai

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 06:22

Dr. Strangelove this is the control tower I can now see you in my radar screen. Did you request an emergency? Over!
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#102 Foxhound

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 06:27

View PostAlias, on 5 Dec 2008, 4:01, said:

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.


*An SAS team suddenly appears out of the overhead maintenance crawl space*

(Yes, I know the quote refers to Airplane, but I'm thinking of CoD4's Mile High Club)
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#103 Dr. Strangelove

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 07:10

View PostPapaya Master Rai, on 7 Dec 2008, 7:22, said:

Dr. Strangelove this is the control tower I can now see you in my radar screen. Did you request an emergency? Over!


Roger.What the hell kind of ATC operator are you!? Refer to me by my flight designation number or my callsign 'Heart of Gold"! Over.
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#104 Rai

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 07:12

Sir yes Sir! Flight 1337 what is your altitude level?
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#105 Dr. Strangelove

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 07:13

We are currently cruising at 500 feet.
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Edited by Dr. Strangelove, 07 December 2008 - 07:14.

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#106 Rai

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 07:22

What's the problem sir? Why in hell are you in that height? You should be maintaining at the alitude of 10, 000 feet and besides if you don't ascend you will crash to flight Philippine Air Lines Flight: 024.
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#107 Dr. Strangelove

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 07:28

Well, the inflight movie system is broken and I thought that the passengers deserved some compensation, so I've been flying under bridges and doing barrel rolls.
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#108 Rai

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 07:31

I'll send two jets containing 5 technicians each. Ok? And besides sir you are about to crash to an airplane I advice you to ascend to the altitude of 700 feet. Ok?

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#109 Dr. Strangelove

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 07:36

Screw. That. *does barrel roll under a bridge*
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Posted 07 December 2008 - 07:42

*Notices Philippine Air Lines Flight: 024 crashes to the ground*
OHSHI-!

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#111 Dr. Strangelove

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 08:04

Wheee!
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Posted 07 December 2008 - 08:06

I'M INNOCENT!
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Posted 07 December 2008 - 09:14

Hey guys, we're running out of fuel so I'm dumping the luggage. *Opens Hatch*

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#114 Dr. Strangelove

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 09:51

Don't worry, I pulled some strings and there is a military refueling plane headed our way.
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#115 Zero

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 14:17

"Everything is coming together SO PERFECTLY!!" *evil laugh*

"Dr. Stranglelove, we have a full enemy squadron incoming. Turn 45 degrees and let the Knights intercept it." *Eviler laugh* "Head for Kenya!!!"
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Posted 07 December 2008 - 17:26

*looks out the window*


Uhh...Captain Strangelove? 1 of our engines fell off and the other is being destroyed by a gremlin...might wanna look into that.

Edited by Lord PieMonster, 07 December 2008 - 17:27.


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Posted 07 December 2008 - 23:13

View PostZero, on 7 Dec 2008, 15:17, said:

"Everything is coming together SO PERFECTLY!!" *evil laugh*

"Dr. Stranglelove, we have a full enemy squadron incoming. Turn 45 degrees and let the Knights intercept it." *Eviler laugh* "Head for Kenya!!!"


Those better be Brotherhood of Steel knights, and the Fallout 1+2 ones, not the Tactics and 3 ones.

View PostLord PieMonster, on 7 Dec 2008, 18:26, said:

*looks out the window*


Uhh...Captain Strangelove? 1 of our engines fell off and the other is being destroyed by a gremlin...might wanna look into that.


*Blasts gremlin with sawn-off shotgun*
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#118 Rich19

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 23:57

Good god, what have Ghost and I created?

#119 Dr. Strangelove

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 23:58

SCIENCE!
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Posted 08 December 2008 - 00:01

View PostRich19, on 7 Dec 2008, 18:57, said:

Good god, what have Ghost and I created?


I thought the same thing about 3 pages ago. :rolleyes:
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#121 Dr. Strangelove

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Posted 08 December 2008 - 00:02

ACCELERATING TO L-L-L-LUDICROUS SPEED!
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#122 Zero

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Posted 08 December 2008 - 01:34

View PostDr. Strangelove, on 8 Dec 2008, 0:13, said:

View PostZero, on 7 Dec 2008, 15:17, said:

"Everything is coming together SO PERFECTLY!!" *evil laugh*

"Dr. Stranglelove, we have a full enemy squadron incoming. Turn 45 degrees and let the Knights intercept it." *Eviler laugh* "Head for Kenya!!!"


Those better be Brotherhood of Steel knights, and the Fallout 1+2 ones, not the Tactics and 3 ones.

Nope, the Order of the Black Knights, MY OWN PRIVATE ARMY (which somehow magically fits inside the plane.... Oh, shi- I think I know why the engine fell of........)!

Ludricous Speed!?! I must use the Schwartz! *Takes out a magic ring and makes a lightsaber out of it* Now I Lelouch, am also Darth Vader!!
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Posted 08 December 2008 - 03:23

*Fires ubr-adhesives*
*Uber-adhesives sticks all craps opposing us to the ground*

NO MERCY TO THOSE WHO OPPOSES US.

NAO, GO TO KENYA.


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Posted 08 December 2008 - 03:54

View PostZero, on 8 Dec 2008, 2:34, said:

Nope, the Order of the Black Knights, MY OWN PRIVATE ARMY (which somehow magically fits inside the plane.... Oh, shi- I think I know why the engine fell of........)!


Get those motherfuckers off the plane NOW! I will not have anime crap on this plane!
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Posted 08 December 2008 - 06:05

View PostDr. Strangelove, on 7 Dec 2008, 22:54, said:

View PostZero, on 8 Dec 2008, 2:34, said:

Nope, the Order of the Black Knights, MY OWN PRIVATE ARMY (which somehow magically fits inside the plane.... Oh, shi- I think I know why the engine fell of........)!


Get those motherfuckers off the plane NOW! I will not have anime crap on this plane!


Much obliged. *Pulls out a gravity gun and launches them out a conveniently open emergency door*
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