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[Ghostrider]

Ladies and Mentlegen, welcome to Flight 1337 on Fallout Airlines. I'm your captain Ghostrider, and sitting next to me is Rich, who will pilot the plane in the extremely rare case that snakes pop out of the luggage bay and eat me. Today's weather is great for flying, with clear skies, high visibility and little spam in the way. Next, we will explain what to do in case of emergency.
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[Rich19]

The emergency exit is located in the top right hand corner of the screen, marked by a red X. Alernatively, you can operate your ejector seat by pressing alt+F4 on your keypad. Toilets are located at the rear, although please do not shit bricks until the plane is in flight. Complimentry cookiez will be served in just a few minutes so please sit back, relax, and not worry about any snakes.

[Hobbesy]

I AM THE THREAD HIJACKER! RAWRGLEWARGLE!

Edited by Høbbesy, 04 December 2008 - 21:08.

[WNxMastrefubu]

*faints*

[Centric]

Am I tolate to book a two tickets ?

[Rich19]

Centric, on 4 Dec 2008, 21:09, said:

Am I tolate to book a two tickets ?

No, so long as you don't mind that this flight has already been hijacked (see above). A drink, sir?

[Hobbesy]

Rich19, on 4 Dec 2008, 15:11, said:

Centric, on 4 Dec 2008, 21:09, said:

Am I tolate to book a two tickets ?

No, so long as you don't mind that this flight has already been hijacked (see above). A drink, sir?

Edited by Høbbesy, 04 December 2008 - 21:15.

[Rich19]

Høbbesy, on 4 Dec 2008, 21:15, said:

Rich19, on 4 Dec 2008, 15:11, said:

Centric, on 4 Dec 2008, 21:09, said:

Am I tolate to book a two tickets ?

No, so long as you don't mind that this flight has already been hijacked (see above). A drink, sir?

Please sit down, you will be served in turn.

[Hobbesy]

Rich19, on 4 Dec 2008, 15:18, said:

Høbbesy, on 4 Dec 2008, 21:15, said:

Rich19, on 4 Dec 2008, 15:11, said:

Centric, on 4 Dec 2008, 21:09, said:

Am I tolate to book a two tickets ?

No, so long as you don't mind that this flight has already been hijacked (see above). A drink, sir?

Please sit down, you will be served in turn.

[Rich19]

Høbbesy, on 4 Dec 2008, 21:20, said:

Rich19, on 4 Dec 2008, 15:18, said:

Høbbesy, on 4 Dec 2008, 21:15, said:

Rich19, on 4 Dec 2008, 15:11, said:

Centric, on 4 Dec 2008, 21:09, said:

Am I tolate to book a two tickets ?

No, so long as you don't mind that this flight has already been hijacked (see above). A drink, sir?

Please sit down, you will be served in turn.

Thank you. Cookie?

[Centric]

Thank you for the drink. Whens lunch being served.

[Warbz]

This man just saw someone shitting bricks. Oh my what a sight to behold.

[retry_1]

*boards the plane*
*ties his shoe as a flight atendent stares at him yelling "SHOE BOMB"*
*is tackled*
*is escorted off the plane*

[Ghostrider]

Attention all passengers:
Please stow your tray tables and put your seatbacks in the upright position during takeoff. Also, be sure to turn off all electronics until we have reached our cruising altitude of OVER NINE-THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD...



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[Jordan]

*boards the plane at the last second
*kicks the thread hijacker off the plane
*equips flamethrower in case of any snake-based plane emergencies
*receives a strange look from the flight attendant

[Pav:3d]

And in comes president Harrison Ford to save the day

*cue amazing air force one score*

[Overdose]

*Appears on all monitors*

[Ghostrider]

Attention all passengers, we are now going to go over some procedures, so that you are prepared in case of an emergency. If the plane loses cabin pressure, air masks will drop from the overhead compartments. Be sure to secure your own mask before assisting others. If the person next to you is near death anyways, don't help them. You will probably need the extra oxygen for yourself.

If any of you experience air sickness during our flight, we have provided the lap of the person next to you so as not to make a mess. That said, today's in-flight meal will be fresh spam.

In the case of weird ladies who don't know how to cut their hair appearing on all the Televisions, like right now, feel free to use whatever is nearby to smash the televisions. Fallout airlines is already so far in debt that any more loss in money will only make things better.

Finally, in the case of engine failure, loss of a wing, a hole in the plane, etc., please put your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye.

Thank you, and we hope you enjoy your flight.

[CommanderJB]

*Ignores all safety videos as usual*

[BeefJeRKy]

*stares blankly out the window*

[Hobbesy]

*Assembles pipe bomb*

Hijacker rule #2: If you fail at hijacking, martyr yourself.

[Zero]

*Uses Geass* "Lelouch vi Brittania commands you, give me the bomb!"
*gets bomb from Hobbesy*
*chucks bomb at Harrison Ford*
"Now I can control the world!!" *evil laugh*

[Foxhound]

*Sighs and beats the hijackers, ne'er-do-wells, and annoying passengers with a crowbar*

[Jok3r]

*Walks into cabin*
*Why hello there, Captain Ghostrider, how are you today?*
*Leaves snake in cabin as he leaves*

[ultimentra]

Where is the blackjack? and the hookers? bah.