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#51 Guest_MI-28 Havoc_*

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Posted 17 February 2007 - 01:02

Local Teenager bored as hell.
Ideas rejected, and wonders how to get the Halo 3 Beta on Xbox 360

#52 Lord Atlantis

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Posted 18 February 2007 - 02:24

Local Gamer come to a draw with one opponent, gets his ass kicked by another
"I knew I was going to lose"

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#53 Alias

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Posted 18 February 2007 - 03:07

Stenching temperatures
Killed by your own B.O, attempts at rescue by deodourant fail.

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#54 LCPL Carrow

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Posted 20 February 2007 - 16:57

Computer desk collapses on top of computer
No casualties, extensive damage to cd cases
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#55 Sic

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Posted 20 February 2007 - 17:08

Headbanging, litterally
Young student hits window edge with head by mistake, notices that he's leaking blood. Day free for the lucky SOAB.

Edited by Sic, 20 February 2007 - 17:08.

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#56 logical2u

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Posted 20 February 2007 - 21:45

Canadian dude still confused, eh.
Wikipedia hates him, /voice is a pain.
Keep Going On Till Dawn
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We Could Be Down And Gone
But We Hold On

#57 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 21 February 2007 - 02:24

Hopes dashed as team loses
Volleyball is a game best served cold
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#58 ultra1437

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Posted 21 February 2007 - 02:58

School serves a purpose
Local teen uses school knowledge to pwn someone analytically
R.I.P. Luyo, I will never forget you.

#59 Mathias

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Posted 04 March 2007 - 00:22

Your Sinister Strike hits Mosh'Ogg Ogre Mage for 178
34k exp/hr lol
Lifes a shit.. deal w/ it..its impossible to have a good day wow fuck this gay earth much??
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#60 Soul

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Posted 04 March 2007 - 00:33

Forgotten_Soul and Sic Abtain Victory!
"The odds were stacked against us, but we fought long and hard and came out the victors! ~ Forgotten_Soul"
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 Insomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

#61 Lord Atlantis

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Posted 04 March 2007 - 16:59

Teen Returns from two day trip; Misses close friend
All-in-All, it was a hella fun trip. But I did want to chat with my friend

-Lord_Atlantis
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#62 logical2u

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Posted 04 March 2007 - 17:15

Man, bored, edits Wikipedia.
Fixes everything and then some.
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#63 Athena

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Posted 05 March 2007 - 10:15

^ lol

#64 TheDR

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Posted 05 March 2007 - 10:32

Local teen enjoys day off school
Time for gaming is apon us.
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#65 Natus

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Posted 06 March 2007 - 04:49

Mad man throws yoghurt over Friends DVD

Self explanatory.
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Holy crap! He's not dead?!? Hah, fuckers! It takes more than some dirty chav to knock down the verbally psychotic, deranged and barstardry down! (Is barstardry a word?)

#66 SonicBoom

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Posted 06 March 2007 - 05:01

Forgetfulness Among Us
Local resident plays R:FOM and keeps winning, with rare losses. Then remembers he forgot to do his homework at 11 pm.

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#67 Comr4de

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Posted 06 March 2007 - 05:23

March 05 2007
Officially the worst day of the Year.

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#68 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 06 March 2007 - 20:33

Elderly figurehead succumbs to hip injury
Grandson swept with sorrow
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#69 TheDR

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Posted 06 March 2007 - 20:40

History exam found to be too easy
Why do they call them exams these days.
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