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[TheDR]

child to mother ''hey look mom pretty lights on the wing''

[Dauth]

I swear i recognise that guy from air force 1, wasnt he one of the baddies?

[Alias]

"Why is this invisible forcefield blocking me from getting some breeze"

[Dauth]

From the cockpit

"Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and i want to go to bed"

[TheDR]

''you will all die............when u see my low low prices''

[Dauth]

"Good morning i am your pilot, Mr G W Bush we will be flying to East Midlands airport for your holiday in Isreal"

- Who else fears for Nottigham?

[retry_1]

"oh shit"-Pilot

Edited by retry_1, 07 March 2007 - 18:52.

[Dauth]

We apologise but the flight to Santiago has been cancelled please report to reception for our replacemnt bus and ferry service with the Lusitiania

[Foxhound]

"Does the barrel look too long to be noticeable?""No, 'sarge', I'm not gonna look in your shotgun."

[Sgt. Nuker]

If the ground looks like it's getting closer, it's because my co-pilot forgot to fill up the tank.

[Waris]

Mom, I wanna puke! Do it outside? Okay!

[Dauth]

No no no, lines are for speed, holes are to let the slow air out,

neway Dr would you care to delcare a winner for this round?

[TheDR]

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If the ground looks like it's getting closer, it's because my co-pilot forgot to fill up the tank.

lol major nuker you win make up a new one

[Sgt. Nuker]

This week's theme is:

"Things you can say to your dog, but not to your girlfriend."

[Dauth]

Fetch

[Futschki]

Good Boy

Edited by abourror, 13 March 2007 - 19:34.

[Dauth]

Yes that does make your arse look big

[Waris]

Rub

[Sgt. Nuker]

Sit.........stay..........good girl. Here's your treat.

[Judgement]

Stop slobbering on me.

[Sgt. Nuker]

She likes it when you rub her belly.

[LCPL Carrow]

NO! BAD DOG!

[TheDR]

she is a new bitch i got from the pound.

[Dauth]

*Coughs* Dog breath