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[Hobbesy]

Granted, but you get a paper cut...that slices off your middle finger. >:)

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I wish for an eraser.

[Alie]

granted but that eraser is made of pencil lead

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I wish I could cure the world of AIDS.

[nova]

granted but it all goes to you making you asplode and giving it back to everyone

i wish that nothing bad would vere hapen to me agian

[Lizzie]

Granted but your friends take all your suffering for you.

I wish for cookiez.

[Alie]

granted but there is brocoli in your cookiez D:

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I wish I were younger and still had the skills I have today.

[nova]

granted but you get turned into ba baby and you get tanken and have your brain disected to figure out how you can talk

i wish for nothing

[Corrino and the Maiden]

granted, everything that ever was, is, or will be is now nothing.

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I wish for a nice pair of moccasins

[CHRISTMAS PEDOBEAR]

granted but they weren't skinned first and kill you with their poison


i wish for a million beautiful women

[Corrino and the Maiden]

Granted, however all the women are psychopathic torture-murder killers, and you are turtured and eventually die at the hands of these 1mil women.

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I wish I had a nice new top hat

Edited by Corrino and the Maiden, 26 January 2008 - 07:23.

[Areze]

Here.


I wish school would not be so fucking boring.

Edited by Areze, 26 January 2008 - 08:30.

[Nid]

Granted, your teachers are now clowns, you can't learn anything for later life.
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I wish for wishes

[AZZKIKR]

granted, but all this wishes collapsed into the size of a thimble, eventually killing you.

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I wish I knew how to mod

[CHRISTMAS PEDOBEAR]

granted, but you suck at it
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i wish that this valentine's day won't end up like all the other's

[Corrino and the Maiden]

granted, it ends up everyone turning into zombies an killinf each other.

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I wish I had a bigger DVD collection

[Hobbesy]

Granted, but it is all yaoi. >:D

I wish for moar dev versions.

[CHRISTMAS PEDOBEAR]

granted, but they aren't of Shockwave, but Wargames Zero Hour
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I wish that i could keep my confidence up so i can ask out this girl in a week or two

[Corrino and the Maiden]

Granted, however on the night you take her out you are murdered by a psycopath who has escaped from a mental asylum.

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I wish for just a plain shirt.

[CHRISTMAS PEDOBEAR]

granted, but its just a plain shirt so no one likes it.
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i wish for my POEM TO GET CRITIQUED IN THE WRITINGS SECTION!!

[Wizard]

granted, it gets a fantastic review but then i delete by mistake


I wish Jamie Oliver was never on TV again

[smooder]

Granted, but your mother/father/girlfriend/wife/ landlord asks him to move in with you.

I wish for sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll (Arent I cool )

[Dauth]

You get Clamydia/Ritalin/turned into a stone and thrown down a hill.

I wish for a day when this forum goes without a stupid fight breaking out...

[Wizard]

Granted but that day was the 29th of July 2006
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I wish I could just find out the bloody plot line to Lost (as it's drivin me mad atm! )

[Dauth]

You find out, its shit and you feel a great loss because of this

I wish for my 9am lecture to be spontaneously replaced with two more hours in bed.

[Wizard]

Granted But your bed is spontaneously replaced with nails

I wish I could spell spontaneously without copying TPAM

[Jok3r]

Granted, but your keyboard melts

I wish I could do a 50 yard breaststroke (swimming) in under 30 seconds