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[Nid]

Granted, you complete the 50 Yard Breaststroke, underneath a person called "30 Seconds"
You think to yourself "that's an odd name" but you just keep swimming.
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I wish the Dawn of War AI didn't hate me.

[Dauth]

It stops hating you, if fact it denies your existence, skirmish is broken

I wish to change my socks.

[Jok3r]

you do, but the new socks are made of uranium- your brain promptly melts

I wish I could get linux to work on my macbook

[Dauth]

Granted, your laptop now has linux, it's on Mars

I wish to solve the equation {integral} 1/z dz across the entire complex plane x+iy using residue theorem.

[Lord PieMonster]

granted, but ur head explodes as soon as you comprehend the answer

I wish i had some chocolate

[CHRISTMAS PEDOBEAR]

granted but it turns out you are lactose intolerant and you die eating YUMMY CHOCOLATE
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i wish that tomorrow goes well for me, and that it doesn't rain, as it is Phase 1 of my Valentine's Day PLAN (Phase 1 of 3, actually)

[JJ]

Granted, but you failed because your valentine didn't accept you.
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I wish I have a White Napalm Dragon Tank.

[Alie]

granted but it gets blown up by my crusader

I wish putting shells on the exterior of tanks wasn't so hazardous

[AZZKIKR]

so u placed them in ur tank and it detonates killing u instantly

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i wish the wish that i wished was a wish that i really wished

[Crazykenny]

Granted, but God struck you down with lightning for giving him headache.

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I wish whatever I wish for, hurts.

Edited by Crazykenny, 08 March 2008 - 09:20.

[Reaper94]

granted, but you soon recieve morphine from the medics

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I wis i could win a 10k soff game

[Crazykenny]

Granted, but experts find 10k games unbalanced shortly after, therefore banning them from every game

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I wish I could get my Xbox Live fixed.

Edited by Crazykenny, 08 March 2008 - 09:29.

[Reaper94]

Crazykenny, on 8 Mar 2008, 9:28, said:

Granted, but experts find 10k games unbalanced shortly after, therefore banning them from every game

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I wish I could get my Xbox Live fixed.

granted but you promptly take a claw-hammer to it after getting annoyed with it

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I wish i wasnt so useless

[AZZKIKR]

ur now not. u're now food for the plants
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i wish i can mod good

[Penguin_Pyromaniac]

Granted, but no one likes your mod.

I wish for world peace.

[Dauth]

Everyone with the exception of you is killed, you get to starve to death.

I wish my revision would do itself.

[Penguin_Pyromaniac]

Granted, but your revision, being nonsentient, self-destructs after hitting a code loop.

I wish for high explosives. (This should end well.)

[nova]

granted but nothing hapens to you .... *points to mars explodeing*
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i wish some of the shrapmal would hit him

[Alie]

It does. And now you are dead.

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I wish the cake was real.

[Rai]

Wish granted! However the cake wasn't mixed properly by the baker, so you get a stomach ache and tooth ache.
I wish for fresh papayas.

[SorataZ]

you get them, but they are filled with anti insect chemicals
I wish nothing, I am happy

[Rai]

Wish is still granted! However you are sad of your wish, though.
I wish potatoes rain heavily in America.

[Destiny]

Wish is not granted, but JJ's firing them at people and houses, hitting Pidgeons squwaking on the ground while pecking at seeds, hitting Bald Eagles in flight, smearing the Washington Monument, potato-coloring the Golden Gate Bridge, filling up Silicon Valley with potatoes.

I wish for the destruction of this universe.

[Rai]

Wish granted. But suddenly another Big Bang happened again, thus creating the universe.
I wish *thinks for something to wish* Ah! I've got it! I wish Comr4de is my cousin.

[SorataZ]

*changes timeline so your uncle and his mother get married* -> Comr4de did not become a modder -> wish undone...
I wish for the biggest volcano on earth to vanish