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[BeefJeRKy]

Granted the Science thread shall be locked. However, Dauth overrides my action.

Wishes for so many of these spammy threads to calm down.

[Destiny]

Granted, however unexpected side effects occur.

I wish for something that doesn't exist.

[Rai]

Wish granted! NO EMOTICONS EXIST IN THIS POST!
I wish I was the King of England.

Edited by Johnny English, 04 April 2009 - 03:04.

[BeefJeRKy]

Granted. Queen Elizabeth is your wife.

I wish for some cake.

[Destiny]

Wish granted...however, I lied. THE CAKE IS A LIE!

I wish for...something.

[Lucid]

wish granted, that something is a ball of fire, and you burn your hands.


i wish for a fighter

[Silence]

Wish Granted, The Fighter Fights and kills you

I wish for a gallon of Super-Glue

[WNxMastrefubu]

wish granted but it sticks to the truck it is delivered in and the truck drives away.

i wish my wish was granted

[SorataZ]

granted, but due to not defining what wish shall be granted, there occurs an error...
I wish for being on a real concert of Interstella 5555

[Rai]

Wish granted! But suddenly some strange loonatics started to shoot the audience and you got wounded. D:
I wish I have the power to change back to my real name.

[Silence]

Wish granted! Your old Birth Certificate was burned and your new one will be given after 1200 years.

I wish that every catgirl i killed be alive gain.

[Rai]

Wish granted! But the catgirls didn't turn human, bit turned to zombies and they ate your brain.
I wish free noodles.

[Lucid]

granted, but they give you food poisoning.


i wish for world peace

[Rai]

Wish granted! However before achieving world peace all human life forms are eliminated...
I wish I become a volcanologist.

[BeefJeRKy]

Granted but through a freak accident, a geyser propulses into the caldera of an active volcano.

I wish I had a little more time to review for my finals

[Whitey]

Granted, but that time is given by your missing the taking of those finals.

I wish I didn't have to lose the game.

-Rorschach

[Destiny]

Wish granted, the game quits instead of letting you lose.

I wish for...destruction.

[Silence]

Wish Granted, but everything was recreated and another unending cycle repeats...

I wish that the catgirl-turned-zombiecatgirls would return my chewed-on-brain.

[Rai]

Wish granted! However in exchange they ate your heart...D:
I wish for nuclear explosions that will destroy and kill anyone and anything!

[Destiny]

Granted, however some immune idiot breaks Einstein's pen/cil from signing the letter of recommendation and nuklear science was never explored further.

I wish for the annihilation of everyone.

[Zhao]

Wish Granted but you died as Well since it was "everyone"

I wish That i had a better graphics card

[TheDR]

You now have the best graphics card money can buy!
But your motherboard can't handle it so you can't use it, but isn't it pretty.

I wish for the New Red Dwarf episodes to be good.

[WNxMastrefubu]

wish granted, but its so good the greedy execs keep it for themselvs and send out a bad one!

i wish for dreadlocks

[Comr4de]

Wish granted, but gum ends up on your hair and you now have to get it cut.

I wish the failboat wasn't full of fail.

[Rai]

Wish granted! But the failboat sunk...
I wish I was an administrator...