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[BeefJeRKy]

Granted but you speak with a permanent lisp as well.

I wish for some cake.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Granted, but it is a lie.

I wish for some sneaky Spetsnatz.

[Destiny]

Granted, but due to their sneaky nature, you cannot see them.

I wish for Anti-Spetsnatz.

[Rai]

Wish granted! But Boris has arrived and shoot you on the neck.
I wish for free sodium chlouride.

[Destiny]

Granted, but someone gets the drop on you and drops a kg of it while you're swimming.

I wish to disappear.

[Rai]

Wish granted!...
Magician: "Abra Cadabra Alakazaam!!! Clap humans! Clap! I just made this boy re-appear."
Me: "Oops! I swear its not my fault... D:"
I wish I can go to all FS members houses!

[Destiny]

Granted...but the seas around "England" begin to whip out F5 Hurricanes and prevents your travel.

I wish to...not appear in IRC.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Granted, but only because your Java plugin is bugged, so you can't do anything else using that.

I wish some more people would read about Paranoia.

[Destiny]

Granted, however people start to get paranoid and stop learning about it.

I wish to lose the game.

[Z_mann]

You won the game, by losing it.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[Destiny]

Granted, you are now a shark

I wish magic is science.

[Rai]

Wish granted...the scientists magically appear new hair on their heads, goes to the beach and have fun instead of doing scientifical stuff. And on the same day a meteor crashes...and no one has the warning system since the scientists are busy doing fun stuff...thanks to your wish.
I wish I can see ghosts.

[Destiny]

Granted, you receive the third eye. However people start to call you an alien, then you join my ranks.

I wish science is magic.

[Rai]

Wish granted! But you shall not use the word "gravitation" "chemicals" "telescopes" and other scientific stuff or you will be executed on Mt. Pinatubo.
I wish...for ducks.

[Destiny]

Granted, you are now a quack and the FBI is coming to get you.

I wish to destroy something.

[Rai]

Wish granted! You just destroyed the internetz. D:!
I wish for a comrade!

[SorataZ]

Wish granted, I am here. However, ECA people do not use the word 'comrade', that is something what the ruskies do.
I wish for Destiny having 919 posts

[Rai]

Wish granted! But you disturbed the new world order by that wish! D:
I wish for some ECA artillery!

[JJ]

Wish granted, but they are in the enemy's side.

I wish for pie.

[G-sus]

granted.
*throws a pie in your face*


i wish for this post not to be delayed by flood control

[Dauth]

G-sus, on 26 Apr 2009, 11:31, said:

granted.
*throws a pie in your face*


i wish for this post not to be delayed by flood control

Granted, it is delayed by moderator preview instead.

I wish for a bacon sarnie.

[BeefJeRKy]

Granted but it is prepared with Turkey Bacon instead.

I wish I could improve my Ps skills overnight.

[G-sus]

granted, however the information to that is learned by your braincells which were reponsible for your childhood memories before that...
i wish for some pics of eve´s ass

[Rai]

Wish granted...but then she uses her kickboxing skills to kill you and also the picture is really blurred!
I wish for some donuts!

[Silence]

Wish Granted.. you received a Lifetime supply of Pickle flavored Donut

I wish for Superjail to be real...