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[Rai]

Wish granted! But before that your soul was needed in exchange for Superjail to become real.
I wish for tons of ghost stories.

[Silence]

Wish Granted~! But after reading so many Ghost Stories you forgot to eat and looked like my Avatar and became a Ghost Story yourself~! TEEHEE

I Wish for CuokIez...with MilK

Edited by Silence, 18 May 2009 - 00:06.

[Admiral Wesley]

The milk was rancid and you puked your guts out. That isn't chocolate in those CuokIez...

I wish for the hottest girl in my math class to stop hating me. Is it normal to like someone who hates you?

[Rai]

Wish granted! She no longer hates you, but then she ignores you. Ouch!
I wish to live in a haunted house and can speak to ghosts.

[Admiral Wesley]

Granted! But one of the ghosts was Meatwad, and he has a M16, and you don't and he shoots your brains out.

I wish for that really hot girl in my math class to stop ignoring me and to to start to give me a massive b..bl..blo... I'm not even gonna go there. Just grant it.

[SorataZ]

Granted... wahtever you wished for, although then a meteorite hits you and cripples you.
I wish for TI to come out next month.

[Admiral Wesley]

Granted, but I was within two feet of you, and my brain exploded for wondering what TI was and you got caught in the explosion.
I wish that the girl in my math class would give me a big, massive, blowjo....haahhh....

Spoiler

BLOWJOB!

There, I said it!

[BeefJeRKy]

Wish granted but she uses her teeth.
I wish TPAM would be more discreet.

[Dauth]

Granted, you have to explain why I banned him
I wish to get a good nights sleep

[Admiral Wesley]

Granted... but you never wake up!
I wish I had a massive, thick, juicy, tempting, delicious...











steak.

[LCPL Carrow]

Granted, but then you get mad cow and die.


I wish my girlfriend could move to Hawaii :(

[BeefJeRKy]

Granted but she brings all her family with her.

I wish for more people to play Tarneeb/Trump

[Ion Cannon!]

General Wesley, on 28 May 2009, 22:30, said:

Granted, but I was within two feet of you, and my brain exploded for wondering what TI was and you got caught in the explosion.
I wish that the girl in my math class would give me a big, massive, blowjo....haahhh....

Spoiler

BLOWJOB!

There, I said it!

I wish you would stop being such a crude little shit. You do not need to post things like that. Nobody thinks your big or grown up, we just think you're a consellor.

[Admiral Wesley]

Granted, no conditions.
I wish I had my own aircraft carrier.

[Reaper94]

Granted, but it will hit an iceburg and sink
I wish i had £1,000,000, which is NOT fake, nor stolen, and is made of fire/waterproof paper and is locked in a safe to prevent it being blown away, said safe being bolted into the floor.

EDIT: whats a consellor?

Edited by Rage of Kyuubi, 29 May 2009 - 22:09.

[Admiral Wesley]

Granted, but I have a mass-to energy converter, and I morph the money AND safe to energy which I use to my advantage to kick some ass.
I wish I was Arnold Schwarzenegger...

[Libains]

Granted. I crush, and then melt you.

I wish that I could catch some shuteye.

[BeefJeRKy]

Granted but you oversleep through any appointments you had tomorrow

I wish I could think of a better wish

[LCPL Carrow]

Granted, but the extreme thought required results in a division by zero and pwns you.

I wish my platoon sergeant didn't know that I know how to use Excel D:

[Rai]

Wish granted, but someone blackmails you and threatens to tell the platoon sergeant that you use Excel. I wish for some food to eat, which is safe, no poison, no requirements needed or "in exchange" (like my soul), nobody gets harm and that food is nutritious and delicious to eat.

[LCPL Carrow]

Granted, but then you get too fat to move.

I wish all the radio stations in Hawaii didn't play the same song at the same time

[Rai]

Wish granted, but you destroyed one of the cultures of Hawaii. And oh look outside! A mob is coming to visit you. Happy beatings.
I wish for some "balut"!

[Admiral Wesley]

Granted, whatever it it. But it's a hologram, and it turns off the second you receive it.
I wish I had a clone of myself. Who wouldn't go rouge and turn against me.

[WNxMastrefubu]

Granted, but for some reason everyoone likes it more than you andi t gets the girl of your dreams
i wish i had 4 wiimotes D;

[Pav:3d]

granted, but theyre shaped like giant wangs
I wish there werent any kids on xbox live